Long time friends with benefits is in town tomorrow

Long time friends with benefits is in town tomorrow.

Trips tells me what to yell when I nut

You're bleeding

YUMMY CUMMIES

Damn off by 111

Guys, I'm fucking serious, I'll report back with the dirty deets.

Bumping with tits

110 idiot

Another bump this time with ass

Youve got a huge nose

It's just like the old gipsy woman said!

VAGINA DENTADA IS REAL!!!

Encouraging bump and dump

ALLAHU ACKBAR

I love you, Melany.

THIS LITTLE PIGGY CAME TO MARKET

Don't cum until she tells you she hates country music.

Will you marry me?

reroll

this

Kind of tempted to say that anyway

I love you mother

Is the dump helping?

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Any nudes

Oh fuck me harder Donald yessss TRUMP ME

wololo

moo like a cow

after youve finished plz say "that'll do pig, that'll do" and tape her on the head

Got a few saved, here's one off hand

I'll dig around for more

Just do the hardest longest death metal scream you can.

Pumpernickel, but don't yell it, whisper it menacingly.

Are you hungry for apples?

Scream in pain

Post more!
And yell "oh friend with benefits!"

We're going places, boys.

I love you, jessica

My name jeff

WE HAVE A WINNER

Winzip

looks like a pretty decent fuckdoll OP, the kind of girl that's very easy to not have any respect or actual feelings for

"My name Jeff" it is. I'll report back with the details after we hang out. Screenshotting some text for justice

Yell "Gooooooaaaalllll" like a fuckin soccer announcer

She's good shit. We go about our lives, fuck like crazy when time permits, then rinse and repeat. We are good friends but we like having sex with other people

now open your mouth and say ahhhhhh

Underrated

It's akbar not ackbar but roll

One last parting gift before I hit the sack and call it a night. I will return with a greentext in a day or two, no bamboozle

I DON'T WANT THIS ANYMORE

Bazinga

You make a me so SAAADDD

You don't sweat much for a thick chick.