Long time friends with benefits is in town tomorrow.
Trips tells me what to yell when I nut
Long time friends with benefits is in town tomorrow.
Trips tells me what to yell when I nut
You're bleeding
YUMMY CUMMIES
Damn off by 111
Guys, I'm fucking serious, I'll report back with the dirty deets.
Bumping with tits
110 idiot
Another bump this time with ass
Youve got a huge nose
It's just like the old gipsy woman said!
VAGINA DENTADA IS REAL!!!
Encouraging bump and dump
ALLAHU ACKBAR
I love you, Melany.
THIS LITTLE PIGGY CAME TO MARKET
Don't cum until she tells you she hates country music.
Will you marry me?
reroll
this
Kind of tempted to say that anyway
I love you mother
Is the dump helping?
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Any nudes
Oh fuck me harder Donald yessss TRUMP ME
wololo
moo like a cow
after youve finished plz say "that'll do pig, that'll do" and tape her on the head
Got a few saved, here's one off hand
I'll dig around for more
Just do the hardest longest death metal scream you can.
Pumpernickel, but don't yell it, whisper it menacingly.
Are you hungry for apples?
Scream in pain
Post more!
And yell "oh friend with benefits!"
We're going places, boys.
I love you, jessica
My name jeff
WE HAVE A WINNER
Winzip
looks like a pretty decent fuckdoll OP, the kind of girl that's very easy to not have any respect or actual feelings for
"My name Jeff" it is. I'll report back with the details after we hang out. Screenshotting some text for justice
Yell "Gooooooaaaalllll" like a fuckin soccer announcer
She's good shit. We go about our lives, fuck like crazy when time permits, then rinse and repeat. We are good friends but we like having sex with other people
now open your mouth and say ahhhhhh
Underrated
It's akbar not ackbar but roll
One last parting gift before I hit the sack and call it a night. I will return with a greentext in a day or two, no bamboozle
I DON'T WANT THIS ANYMORE
Bazinga
You make a me so SAAADDD
You don't sweat much for a thick chick.