Frequency of having sex inversly proportional to Intelligence - Cambridge

cambridgepsychologyjournal.wordpress.com/article/sex-and-intelligence/

CAMBRIDGE study finds Intelligence and IQ is inversely linked to the amount of sex an individual gets.

Is Sup Forums full of abnormally intelligent geniuses ?

I don't know what to pretend anymore.

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From most Sup Forums research, average IQ here is ~128.

It makes sense in an evolutionary biological sense. Less intelligent offspring are less likely to survive. To compensate they have more children.

Unfortunately the smart people are now working day and night to subsidize stupid people allowing their inferior children to survive. Thus resulting in Idiocracy: The Documentary.

>From most Sup Forums research, average IQ here is ~128.

kek, try again

The study did not include the parameters of:

A. Horrific body odour

and

B. Terrible hygiene

and

C. Physical repulsiveness.

and

D. Evident mental health disturbance.

If it had included all four additional parameters, it may have applied also to /pol.

Don't be bashful, y'all know its true.

response bias (self-report)

Well I have a PhD from Cambridge and very rarely have sex, so yes I guess?

>/lit/ that high
le trash man dot jay pee gee

>some autist took time to make this picture based off nothing

Truly impressive, I wonder what kind of actual work they do.

explains why there is so much AIDS in Africa, and soon in europe.

Amount of sex or number of sex partners? I have sex twice a day and I am a scientist. I dont have that many partners though.

Nothing wrong with being picky.

> UK
no, it's because you are a cuck

>saving fake graphs

There's plenty of dumpstier-IQ pepe posting memeshit on /lit/ too you know.

HAHAAAAA i hear that

we now know that you are lonely.

My favorite part is /fit/. I bet they would believe it. Every lifter I know thinks he is a misunderstood genius.

>Irish
>Scientist

Today our scientist Dr Paddy O'ShoppingCenterBomber revolutionised Irish food production when he discovered potatoes can be mashed into an edible paste

I get paid twice as much as my British counterparts in your laboratory service. I am bombarded by emails from British recruiters asking me to work over there and the celery is always pathetic.

Why is your nation so poor?

>Sup Forums - Misunderstood geniuses

Because of Scotland

>average 128
>Sup Forums
That's bullshit. I don't think Sup Forums is entirely stupid like a lot of the other boards think, but that's way too high. Though, my IQ is 120. I don't know what to believe anymore to be honest.

I seriously doubt any board on Sup Forums has an average IQ under 100.

When the end of the chart is listing geniuses as average, that's your que to know its bullshit

have you been to Sup Forums, /x/ or /mlp/ lately? Room temperature IQ errywhere.

>Is Sup Forums full of abnormally intelligent geniuses ?
Given the verbal ability and ardent intellectual interests exhibited on this board, yes they are abnormal + a little more intelligent than normies. Normies don't give a shit about anything outside themselves.

No one here is a genius though.

doode do dmp and take creatine brah

Sup Forums seems accurate, the rest is bullshit to fuel the circlejerking of /lit/

>ywn be Patrick Bateman

I think they have all moved onto steroids and E now.

25 (In Celsius)?
Or something else in Fahrenheit

Guess I am new Newton or something.

I'm not a genius. The reason I've never had sex is that I see no point to it outside of marriage. I never saw the point on wasting time dating various women and fucking them. Cumming on a woman's face or on a tissue is fundamentally the same. Unless you're impregnating women, sex is just glorified mastrubation.

>/x/ isn't 150+
Fake. I bet Jews did this.

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Say it ain't so. I'm not a fedora NEET.

Fake as fuck

This is retarded. /k/ is not smarter than Sup Forums. Sup Forums is not smarter than Sup Forums. /lit/ is the dumbest board of all.

FPBP

Most of Sup Forums is retarded pham. Just because we hold similar opinions doesn't mean that we're all intelligent.

sounds about right.

I would bet actual money the creator's main boards are /sci and /lit/, and he's a left winger.

Classic bias.

half the guys i know who take "creatine" use it as code for steroids

Although I'd like to believe this:
>Psychology

Apparently I'm Einstein

I'm a virgin and I'm definitely not smart. I'd consider myself below average.

>mfw my IQ is 128
>mfw after all these years I still have no face

I'm a genius and I slay the pussy. AMA.

You are a sampling error

How do blowjobs feel when every tooth is a snaggle tooth?

>Implying I needed a study to know this

Kek

You can only lurk in /x/ for an hour before scratching a hole in the top of your head, trying to figure out how they can be the same species as you. Tard central

I always knew I was a genius.

>celery

>Irish intellectuals

Have you tried adding peanut butter? That stuff is the shit

Dunno about Sup Forums but the robots are evil geniuses.

I held a girl's hand once.

You can see the population of africa increasing

woah

fuck i'm a genius

Underrated

>You are not allowed to argue with this graph, ESPECIALLY if you arn't from the smart boards
Weapons grade autism or elaborate troll?

Can confirm

Thanks Sven

I knew it. This would explain why my wife doesn't have sex with me, even after I have been paying for her sons education the past couple of years. Thank you.

We are earning more than you on average, except London.

>Irish scientist
>Namibian haute cuisine
>Saudi wine connoisseur
>mexican intellectual
>Yemeni bacon taster
>Congolese fashion
>French war hero

should I go on?

>/k/ is not smarter than Sup Forums. Sup Forums is not smarter than Sup Forums. /lit/ is the dumbest board of all.
Let the butthurt flwo through you, /lol/. Basically, the people too retarded for /r9k/ or Sup Forums collect here.

>the people too retarded for /r9k/ or Sup Forums collect here.

That explains why you're here, but don't project this onto the rest of us.

Part of being a genius is getting people to understand you

based on my iq of 146 i think the answer is yes

>IQ of ~130

>tall, white, not a manlet or bad looking

>strong investment portfolio, but very risk averse

>realize in early 20s that modern women are one of the riskiest investments a man can make

>opt out of relationships completely, considering paying a European woman to have my children

I would ask where it all went so wrong in a melodramatic fashion if it were not blatantly obvious.

>spamming us with "black dick you cant compete" posts
>automated shillary bots
>redditors

>then measures our IQ

ok

I'm bit sure what my IQ is, I've never been tested, nor do I care.

I've always thought I was a pretty intelligent, shrewd individual but I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin that's never experienced the warm, inviting comfort of a woman's vagina. I masturbate frequent since my testosterone and libido levels are off the charts, but I doubt that counts as "sex" even though I'm frequently ejaculating. I'm depressed now, I guess I'm not as clever as I thought. All these philosophical questions I've asked myself about people and society, all the brooding introspective quandaries and shit posts I've made on Sup Forums have amounted to nothing.

I'm guessing a sexless virgin like me has, what, an IQ of 70? Disappointing. I'm even more depressed now.

not sure*

Damn, maybe I am retarded.

>Is Sup Forums full of abnormally intelligent geniuses ?
No we're just fat & ugly losers

vaginas are overrated buddo.

That's warm

>I'm guessing a sexless virgin like me has, what, an IQ of 70? Disappointing. I'm even more depressed now.
lol who cares

You sound like you're on the brink of suicide though. I just want you to know on behalf of all of us at Sup Forums that if you decide to go down that road, you will never be forgotten if you livestream it. Shit would be hilarious.

>nerds don't fuck


No shit Sherlock

Okay mate

>CAMBRIDGE study finds Intelligence and IQ is inversely linked to the amount of sex an individual gets.
There is literally ZERO science in that link. Not a shred of evidence, nor were any formal studies cited.
There's a link at the bottom of the page to an article on Psychology Today (kek) in which a sociologist (kek) makes broad generalities about men with college degrees vs men with only high school degrees. First of all, I will concede that across the board men with college degrees CAN be more intelligent than men with only high school degrees, but that assumption cannot be the basis of your scientific conclusion and it must be controlled for.
The amount of jumping to conclusions in this article is too much.

How does masturbation figure into that?

Only a male could make this joke. Sexual opportunity is the reason women can't be funny.

Are you me?

>opt out of relationships completely, considering paying a European woman to have my children
Why?
Why don't you want love?

>looking for love from a woman

You're barking up the wrong tree there. What you should be seeking from a woman, in order to have a good relationship, is respect.

Love is an irrational, outdated concept that cannot be proven using facts or logic.

I want a good relationship with a decent woman, but at this stage in our society, being in a relationship with a random woman is the economic equivalent of having bareback anal sex with a random black gay in New York during the late 80s AIDS epidemic, there is a chance of ruin so high that you must be stupid or desperate to take the risk.

No India I enjoy solitude, unlike you when you wave your shit covered hand at several friends as you saunter over to the Ganges to clean the poo off your hand with a child's spinal column as it conveniently passes by.

>Love is an irrational, outdated concept that cannot be proven using facts or logic.
I'm sure it can through neurology. It's chemistry, hence the phrase that a couple has "good chemistry".
Happiness is important, don't be edgy.
And about finances, a child is illogical too. A child is nothing but a burden, but people have them anyway. Why? Because it's in our genes. We love our children.

Girlfriends are great until an abusive one destroys any inclination to get another one.

But I really want kids...

I think nerds still have sex, they just fuck less attractive people.

I'm a STEM Msc student and I have a gf I fuck a couple times a week. I'd say she's a 6.5-7/10.

Define abusive. I hope you don't mean physically.

I hope you realize this study is talking about the semi-rich Phd couples who never cheat and have 1 or no children

Brits confirmed for having shit celery

absolutely fake

people with above average intelligence are aware enough of themselves to be more reserved around others but not intelligent enough to effectively manipulate other people. this means less sex than average people and very smart people

>/fit/
>IQ of 131

kek, into the trash it goes