Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: I'm much too lazy for that.
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
/waifu/

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Claiming before work
>Misaki Claimed

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Konata is officially taken. You can shut the thread down now, there's no point in continuing.

classic banana

FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a
small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she
loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say
you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this
community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are
poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
egg
great claim, now do it 120 more times

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>great claim, now do it 120 more times
2lazy4dat fam. just tryna keep da memory alive tho lol XD

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Oh boy, LONELY ASIAN WOMEN IN ANONYMOUS PROXY ARE LOOKING FOR SEX, it's my lucky day!

Cute

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>>waiting for the next train coming in 2 hours
How do people rely on this as a means of transportation

Having no other viable options.

I-I can carry you wherever you want to go in my arms!

Sounds a bit much. Also, hi.

There's your option
Anything beats these joke schedules

Done anything worth talking about today?

I only woke up a little bit ago, so no, not really. What about you?

Hi everyone

long time no see faggot perverted user
Do you remember me?

Jill ; - ;

I've been on the train for 4-5 hours now
Driving takes 2-3 hours
I have no idea why people don't jump in front of trains more often
Obviously except for schedules changing 10 minutes before arrival nothing happened today

>jump in front of trains when the fucking delay of it happened
what do you mean mate?

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You have your own thread, right?
How come? And what is it about?

The train-experience makes me want to kill myself tbh, i don't get how people deal with this

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Probably just people being used to it being shit.

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>Tokyo
>the city with the most efficiently functioning train system
>always annoyed with the everyday delay
Ahhh…That's it.
Always swearing it, and fucked by it

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Agrias ate that loli princess's ass and made her suck her tits still all sweaty from combat.

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You live in Tokyo?
Are you a foreigner or actually japanese?

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I'm Japanese itself.True one.
Is there any proof needed to prove it?

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Taken

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H-hi

I do remember you saying the same thing earlier this year, you just seem a lot more versed in english

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>verse
Just like the poem by the patient of the chu2byo, or 8th grade syndrome?

tis' mine

pablo

Òla

Ah, it seems that being versed in something means being familiar in it
Ok, this is TIL

:o
Ohio

That's a state :O

Yup

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>Houkago Tea Time Live stage in St. Louis
That will be good m8. I ensure it.

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What's up?