I have free school from age 5 until i finish my doctors degree

>I have free school from age 5 until i finish my doctors degree
>I have free healtcare no matter how complicated or expensive my treatment is
>I have full freedom of speech (not the american cencored version)
>The average un-educated works 37,5 hours a week and make around 340,000kr a year (50k$)
>My tap water is not only drinkable, but so good that people all over the world pay lots to get it so they don’t have to drink their own shitty alternative
>Age of concent and alcohol drinking is 18
>These girls are standard looking, nothing special. Oh and men in my country fuck 13 of them in average

Oh and btw, my country is socialist

How does it feel knowing you will never be Norwegian?

Pretty good actually

>works 37.5 hours per week

no thanks

Do you have free English lessons?

>free school from 5 until i finish doctors degree
>the average un-educated works 37.5h/week

>free school
>the average uneducated

I guess people in your country are not very smart

To be Norwegian rules

yes, yes we do :)

>earn 340,000 kr a year working 40 hours a week in snow and ice storm

>spend 339,000 kr a year on fish and potato

My great grandmother came to the US from Norway. Is it acceptable for someone like me to move there or do you guys hate Americans? I'd like to live there.

No problem, just write your name on this fish and hand it to the local embassy igloo in the Norwegian town of your choice

Well your weed prices are shit so gtfo faggot

Just come, but be ware of the cold winters :)
And no, we do not hate americans, but we do joke about you alot :)

What else should we use our money on? our polarbears don't live from grass :P

>I have free school from age 5 until i finish my doctors degree

What the fuck is doctors degree?
Do you mean a doctorate ?

>I have free healtcare no matter how complicated or expensive my treatment is
It's not free, but i guess you don't work and don't pay taxes yet so you won't know, have fun leeching off your parents while you can.

>I have full freedom of speech (not the american cencored version)
I want to see you try and push your political/religious opinions in any subway in norway and see if you get arrested or not.

>The average un-educated works 37,5 hours a week and make around 340,000kr a year (50k$)
Nope.
>My tap water is not only drinkable, but so good that people all over the world pay lots to get it so they don’t have to drink their own shitty alternative
No one pays for your tap water, it's the same around Europe so no need to be proud of it.

>Age of concent and alcohol drinking is 18
You mean age of consent?
I guess no English lessons?
Also how is 18 better than 21?
Prone to more drinking and driving, but your head can't wrap around it.
>These girls are standard looking, nothing special. Oh and men in my country fuck 13 of them in average
these girls don't look good at all, literally everyone has some sort of a deformity, not to mention the refugee asians and the girls who miss some chromosomes.

German fag here
Gotta say 18 is definitely better but 16 is the best
21 is just retarded

sure kid

feels great

o wow so mad

You forgot

>It costs €5 for a carrot

OK take our niggers and beans then tell us amerifags how great socialism is. Are you educating all of your towel heads do they all have nice houses to live in...

Is Marutei Tsurunen mentioned?

> Tsurunen served as a representative of the Democrats in the House of Lords of Japan in 2002-2013 as her first Western-born member.

It's a hell of a hell of a thing when you think about how dubious Japanese are foreigners. Sure Finland is a kind of exception, the older population knows and values Mannerheim and the Finns.

Apparently, he is a conservative politician and so do you like it

Imagine our ghettos full of legally drunk niggers then tell me how 16 is a good idea.

16 works when you're a homogeneous WHITE society.

It seems as though your country has advanced into what all societies should strive for.

I want to know more, more! What happens to those who can not afford rent? What happens to those with income less than 20,000? What say those who need meditate attention, can they go to any hospital and get care?

>you live nextdoor to and share a lengthy border with sandnigger infested european cuck capital of islam sweden
>it's only a matter of time before they walk in and breed with all of your women

Shit you have a point there...
If you see it like that it definitely is a safety to keep the drinking age at 21..

Why dont you try to hitler your way out of it i mean at first no one noticed the 6 million jews missing..

if you can't afford rent the state pays it for you, but then again, the state can only pay with tax money :P
less thatn 20000 is fully livable here in norway, but it is not perfect if you love to have money :P
yes, if you do get sick the hostpital best suited for your illness will take you inn and help you and you don't have to pay :)

(but one thing must be made clear, this works because of the taxes, if not for the taxes, it sould be different :) )

No I wouldn't want to be someone who only lives off tax money. I think contributing to the society is better. I only ask because in other places, if you are at the bottom. Well, the bottom is the very bottom. Also, if one were to work there is it true that 40 percent of their income would go to taxes? Or is it 60%?

What percent of that paycheck hits to taxes?

The taxes are about 22%-30%, so relax :P unless u make a shitton of money, then it can go up to 40% but higher than that it won't go :P

so if you make 40000 dollars a year it will be max 30% (depends on what you consider taxes ofc, some things are demanded in norway like sertain insurances etc, which i am including here.) if you make 90000 dollars it can go to about 40% but higher than that i have never heard of :P so i think that would be the max :)

What kind of fish is that? I'll really do that and say I heard this is how you apply for citizenship

A non-adjustable tax ceiling? That sounds great! What other expanses would not be included? For instance, do you have to have car insurance? Also what would be the cost of car insurance? And other expenses.

next best thing

danish

Norway #1 in one night stands
Yay for slutty bitches!

That picture looks very inclusive where are all the Muslims can't your "socialism" afford to place them in that class?

Contributing to a failing society is like trying to fill your toilet up without it being clogged. Only blatantly brain damaged hurrdurrs would try to fill a toilet. Don't be a hurrdurr. A toilet is made for shit. Give it shit

How much is the VAT?

No, it can still be filled! Contributing to the society, so everyone can benefit is a must! Lazy people will only hold back progress! Why would you want to hold back progression?

You obviously don't get his point.

Then again contributing to a society where your contribution is as meaningless as a dusty piece of lint on the floor is a waist of skills and talent. But a society where all contribute well and give back to the community, that is better.

your 22% does not include a surtax, property tax, vat tax, etc. You are simply lying if you want people to believe the average worker in Norway keeps 78% of their gross income.
Healthcare and education and social services are not "free" they are paid for with taxes on everything. You just don't see the bill when you buy those services.

Do I have to chop down an oak tree with a herring to retire in Norway? I'm kind of a germanic white American moderate.

Alright than what is the percentage of taxes with what you stated, included?

Then why the Bulgarian and Romanian gypsies still prefer Germany than Norway?

>average

Say no more.

>It costs €5 for a carrot

This is called a VAT tax, its how you get "free" healthcare

> I'd wish you tell me your own definition of "freedom of speech". From what I know no one can really speak freely without having to face the society consequences.
> You are living in one of the good countries that's for sure OP

>The average un-educated works 37,5 hours a week and make around 340,000kr a year (50k$)

That part would be nice. I have a Bachelor's degree in electrical engineering, work a lot more hours than that and make a lot less money.

I'm also skeptical of that point. If true, then you're fucked.

maritime provinces of canada are better
> lobster fishing
> honda civics
> 4 wheelers
> shitty weather
what more could anyone want?

wrong

Interesting. Do international credits transfer well or is not in the same system? (Speaking of Uni)

Canada its way better maggot !!

Nice salary, i know you norweigions dont pay much income tax either one thing tho;
Cucumber costs 54 kr inkl. Your astronomous taxes on eatables, / ~7-8 dollars

Get fucked commie norway will go the way of venezuela once your oil gets devalued aswell

Does that include your new Muslim population?

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!

Ok you just said a guy in average fucks 13 girls. Well girls multiply that by 4 and look how many girls have fucked. So the girls if your country are huge sluts. Oh and Muslims are taking over.

America is close behind with Democratic Socialism. Now that we're witnessing the demise of the GOP under Trump, you can bet we're going to clean house, put democrats in Washington and join the rest of the civilized world in a socialist utopia.

Fuck Republicans and FUCK Trump! America is so over you.

haha x) everything here basicly has 25% tax on buying :P even if we pay for gas we have to pay 25% extra :)

Suck a kodiak bear's dick.

I work 140 hours every 2 weeks and make 170 CAD. Howbow dah

Yes that is correct. though we still have many normal perople here, the reason why our ratings are that high is because everything from fucking 7 - 200 is concidered normal in norway atm.. it should really not be like that...

Sounds fair, if everything is mostly level.

uhh.. no sorry

Suck a bulldog's dick.

I am from Germany , to wich country do I have to move?

Alright Kjell. I am more interested in your system than the social customs of the night life. Please tell me more of the works and your society!

Suck a rocky mountain goat's shitty ass.

Canadian here. That sounds awesome.

>free healthcare
>alcohol age is 18 or 19, depending on province
>we got lots of hot girls but lots of fatties too, though not as many fatties as the US

Suck a groundhog's dick.

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but you have to pay more than 50% of your income to taxes.

>being this mad

How much do pizzas/beer/burgers cost? Are your women easy to bed?

How's it feel to be cucked by the blacks, gypsies, and Muslims? Enjoy your multiculturalism limo dicked faggot.

how's the rape?

...

Well the Muslims are apparently fucking 13 of them on average, so pretty good rape from the sound of it.

>Oh and btw, my country is socialist

No it's not. It's only what retarded American who know shit about the world consider socialist. Also a lot from Norway wealth come from the natural gas reserves off the coast.

holy shit.girl in white. those feet. damn