>Wake up in 2017, Bernie's America.
>Crack open my daily food ration
>Only contains 77% of my daily nutrition as reparations for oppressing women for centuries
>After finishing up, I put on my overalls and head to my $25 hr minimum wage job at the factory
>I wait at the street light and notice a female in the corner of my eye
>Too late! I made eye contact without her permission!
>The police converge in their Toyota Priuses and bicycles
>I run for it in the face of years of re-education and torture
>The cops give chase unleashing blasts from their Super Soaker 260 XL handguns
>I duck into an alley knowing that they cannot chase me for more than 100yds or it's considered police brutality
>As I wipe my brown, I'm accosted by a few colored gentlemen who demand my money
>They're armed with pistons and sub machine guns but I cannot understand how?! Bernie banned guns on the day of his inauguration!
>I have nothing to give after taxes and food and am consequently shot and left to die
>Luckily, healthcare is free, thanks Bernie! I crawl to the nearest hospital begging for aid
>The nurse hands me paperwork which I fill out as my vision blurs aroudn the edges from blood loos and abdominal pain
>"this looks in order, the doctor will see you in about 3 weeks! ;)"
>I bleed out and die and my organs are harvested to help others, the perfect selfless socialist in life and death
Wake up in 2017, Bernie's America
That was quite a lot of words to inform us that you're a fucking idiot.
i know bernie would have a 0% chance of winning no matter who he ran against, but isn't it still fun to fantasize about what would happen?
>a fucking idiot
Just like the people who voted for a socialist.
kek
>Wake up in 2017, Trump's America
>go to Las Vegas
>get shot and die
>wake up in 2012, obamas america
>go to school in newton connecticut
>get shot and die
he wanted to raise taxes a few percentage points on the wealthy and put a transaction tax on Wall Street to encourage long-term investment, put some friction on HFT and raise some revenue
Y'all niggas are the ones smoking rocks and hootin and hollerin like some dumb apes
I wish bernie beat hillary
Him and his supporters made my whole year fun
>wake up in America
>get shot and die
>wipe my brown
>armed with pistons
>armed with piston
The future is bright
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> america
> dies
>a
>d
You mean like most of Europe, or China ... that is strangling the market and holds our debt... sucks to be socialist, no I mean capitalist. My bad.
>Crack open my daily food ration
>Only contains 77% of my daily nutrition
Sounds like a good thing for you fat neckbeards
fucking kek
Top KEK
This is a stupid fucking post. You're an idiot.
Yes healthcare for everyone is a bad idea. Yes not getting raped by the family that owns Walmart everyday is a bad idea. Yes not having a celebrity for a president is a bad idea.
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1: you do not even slightly know what socialism is.
2: you are a fucking moron.
The fuck? All I did was post a le epic green frog man image along with laughter at burnouts and it said my post was spam.
fucking spam filter doesn't even tell you what part of the post is spam.
Bernie is the most poisonous thing to ever happen to American politics, trying to normalize socialism. Socialism has failed every single place it's been implemented, so the fact that anyone supports that ideology is just unthinkable.
1: you do not even slightly know what satire is.
2: you are a fucking commie virgin
I remember right after the election Sup Forums was circle jerking about le alternate hillary win timeline where it's just a nuclear wasteland because the dumb bitch would immediately start a war with everyone
of course now Sup Forums is literally hoping the US will suffer a nuclear attack from north korea because they're sure it would only hurt the people they don't like and increase support for le ebin day of rope new nazi utopia
memes >>>>>>>>>>> stupid cuck sjw "facts"
>As I wipe my brown
Good thing you got your TP ration from Bernie you ass-leaker.
Yeah, man. Those Scandinavian countries are really hurting right now. So is Canada. Last I heard they were on the verge of collapse because of their universal healthcare.
>thinks he can compare nordic countries to USA
wanna know why those countries in northern europe are so comfortable? because they are almost all white
OP is a gigantic fucking moron. His parents cranked the stupid to 11.
You are 100% wrong on every point.
Democratic Socialist countries are the happiest on earth. Fact. Go away and learn something before you run your stupid yapper.
care to explain why or you just gonna leave it there cause you dont know what your talking about?
This is fun
>wake up in 1999, Clinton's America
>go to school in Colorado
>get shot and die
Have you seen what's going down in Venezuela? That's socialism in its purest form. BTW, Bernie praised Venezuela as a perfect model of socialism
rofl wtf did I just read
Nice fake newspaper post you made.
>he didn't know bernie praised venezuela
that shit is old news my guy. he's a dirty commie.
bernie was for democratic socialism. Basically whereas communism is the totalitarian form of socialism, bernies would be like capitalist socialism where the government can provide essential services like health care because the private sector is just a blood sucking fucking money vacuum which does not work when you're talking about people dying of cancer .
But in you mouth breathers reptile brains everything is unipolar.. it's either socialism or capitalism nothing exists in between
Bernie praised Venezuela, which is the Nordic model on steroids.
>it's either socialism or capitalism nothing exists in between
That's not really incorrect though. Socialism means the government controls the means of production, it doesn't mean that the government pays for stuff. You can't have capitalism if the government controls production, you can't have socialism if the government doesn't control the means of production.
Bernie is actually fairly reasonable when it comes to firearms. Hillary used that against him in the primaries and went far left on that issue.