A strong Britain built on strong legs edition
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no gf
first for brits out
ebin shitpost shirt
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zany :)
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>tfw no physically abusive best Emma gf
slag gf
what is this
sounds like he has more than autism kek
also why are yanks such dramas?
my bane
hmm really makes u think
They
re niu;domg a space tether to reach satellites from the rest of the world to take over the internet and monitor earth
5 hours 58 minutes left of work
if you stare longer enough in into the abyss..?
the abyss stares back
ELAINE?
dont count lad it makes it go longer
get a haircut hippy
Sugar level low af in the morning
Always feel sick
>soldier posting
thoughts?
stop with the sugar / carbs
There's tons of stories of American police breaking down doors and shooting autistic kids
worried my german isn't good enough and I'll get ruined
OC rhymes i just wrote:
I think I'm becomin' an alcoholic,
Whatever how you call it, maybe I'm hyperbolic.
Well, could I stop it? Yeah. But will I stop it? No.
I've got a can to my lips as I type this shit yo.
I'm unemployed and got low self-esteem,
I yearn for affection, but anti-social it seems
I've been this way ever since a kid,
Born a month premature, and somehow survived SIDS.
similar thing happened to me before
quite embarrassing even though its not your fault
>Well, could I stop it? Yeah. But will I stop it? No.
radical
*punches the wall*
*waits for you to ask what's wrong*
I barely eat
dont tell me lad tell him
>tons
probably like 2 or 3
preordained morning cuppa
national sorry day in 14 days aussie cunts
ban cars and invest in the rail network
sometimes i really enjoy eating and others it's really an imposition and economic one at that
I'll tell who I like
*Laughs under breath to make you embarrassed*
MAAARGERET THE SPAKKER IS HAVING A GO AT THE WALLS AGAIN
*turns back to newspaper as she tases the mong*
*lets out a contented sniff as it's yelps in agony*
what cunt?
Coming up on a month no wank/porn.
Longest I've gone feeling truly enlightened.
same.
>Be me a couple weeks later
>Same bar, different band
>"Thanks for all the support guys! This will be our last song of the night."
>Buzzed from a few cranberry vodkas I had that night
No, it's not a gay drink.
>Decide to support the band and dance my little heart out during their last song
>Girl walks up to me and looks me in the eyes
>She's so fucking pretty. Like the kind of pretty that gives your heart a boner. A heart-on, if you will.
>She puts her hands out, motioning me to dance with her
>Hold her hand while dancing, interlocking our fingers
>Never been in a situation like this before
>Suddenly feel something on her hand
>She's wearing a fucking wedding ring
>Notice she keeps looking behind us, laughing and signaling to someone
>Don't fucking dare to look and see what he looks like
>Feel incredibly awkward, not sure what to do
>Want to push her down and run away like it was kindergarten
>Instead just finish the song, but making sure to be my distance and to make it as platonic as possible
>being sorry for eradicating natives
guffawing
you deserve it for being a cranberry sipping bender 2bh
apologise
nofap is not healthy because imagine once you get a relationship..
>uh, why have we gone a month with no sex
>wtf did you just fucking say to me?! *punches fridge* i'll have you know my testosterone levels are THREW THE FUCKING ROOF and I'm more motivated than ever before to get a girlfriend!
ah yes the american handwriting
>cranberry vodkas
Alri Nancy boy
>Buzzed from a few cranberry vodkas I had that night
he's autistic and black, give it a break
>negotiated my way into not coming home for another two days
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
housemate just had a go because i made a mug of tea at 10am. apparently thats its early lol
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dont try me son
is he autistic or something
>2 or 3 Americans
yeah, tons
I'd heem the spastic cunt for daring to bother you
alri mate wees just havn a laff yeah alri haha
Gotta do counter terrorism checks for this job ive been offered
You reckon shitposting on le chan puts you on mi5 lists?
BLOW HIS UNCLE UP AGAIN
*sighs loudly*
*waits for you to ask what's wrong*
OUTSTANDING post
tell him to fuck off, you can't complain about noise past 7am
what routine to achieve this
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James mcavoy
sounds like a spazz
is he a chink?
Have a thing for pregnant Asian women lads
quick little rap song i made a while ago
vocaroo.com
rate dont hate, thanks
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he's a proper dickhead. he's from Kent
Progressive resistance training
fuck off Babs
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shits fucked how'd I let it get this bad?
sweet and sour pork with fried rice
big fan
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have good genetics
lift boulders in the yard
you should rejoin our skype group btw
Did 1000 sit ups a day for a week
Got bare bench pham
cannot fucking stand teresa may's face
Miss the american gf lads
can't be doing with the way that chips can't be reheated in the microwave without them getting all soggy
cheers boys, I'm here all week
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nay I'm a coy old coot
rate the trim lads
gonna watch the eclipse with the gf (2010 era porn desktop model app)
>he doesn't know the secret technique
screaming
*slaps your forehead*
you got a passport for that 6head m8
Multiculturalism is a failed concept and would only work in the event that all the cultures involved tolerate and co exist amicably with one another. It can only work when two cultures have the same fundamental morals. Anyone who reasonably thinks you can have a happy, functional society that will be able to progress made up of several groups of people that fundamentally disagree with each others views is ridiculous. The more of an outside culture you bring in to a country, the more skewed the consensus becomes among the people, and any level of tolerance there was for the other group not only fades, but turns to resentment and further disposition.
It's really just common sense, but if you don't have any of that, then the proof is all around you in the current geopolitical climate and tensions between ethnicities, religions and secularists right now.
you mean cold hot chips?
Reheat them in t' oven
Bane?
>Miss the american gf lads
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fair enough lad.
does anybody else wanna join our skype group? would like to have an aussie desu, i love aussies.
do tell
what a fucking twat
can't say
*heats up some cold chips*
*let's some hot chips cool down*