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A strong Britain built on strong legs edition

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no gf

first for brits out

ebin shitpost shirt

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zany :)

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>tfw no physically abusive best Emma gf

slag gf

what is this

sounds like he has more than autism kek
also why are yanks such dramas?

my bane

hmm really makes u think

They
re niu;domg a space tether to reach satellites from the rest of the world to take over the internet and monitor earth

5 hours 58 minutes left of work

if you stare longer enough in into the abyss..?
the abyss stares back

ELAINE?

dont count lad it makes it go longer

get a haircut hippy

Sugar level low af in the morning

Always feel sick

>soldier posting

thoughts?

stop with the sugar / carbs

There's tons of stories of American police breaking down doors and shooting autistic kids

worried my german isn't good enough and I'll get ruined

OC rhymes i just wrote:

I think I'm becomin' an alcoholic,
Whatever how you call it, maybe I'm hyperbolic.
Well, could I stop it? Yeah. But will I stop it? No.
I've got a can to my lips as I type this shit yo.
I'm unemployed and got low self-esteem,
I yearn for affection, but anti-social it seems
I've been this way ever since a kid,
Born a month premature, and somehow survived SIDS.

similar thing happened to me before
quite embarrassing even though its not your fault

>Well, could I stop it? Yeah. But will I stop it? No.
radical

*punches the wall*
*waits for you to ask what's wrong*

I barely eat

dont tell me lad tell him

>tons
probably like 2 or 3

preordained morning cuppa

national sorry day in 14 days aussie cunts

ban cars and invest in the rail network

sometimes i really enjoy eating and others it's really an imposition and economic one at that

I'll tell who I like

*Laughs under breath to make you embarrassed*

MAAARGERET THE SPAKKER IS HAVING A GO AT THE WALLS AGAIN

*turns back to newspaper as she tases the mong*

*lets out a contented sniff as it's yelps in agony*

what cunt?

Coming up on a month no wank/porn.
Longest I've gone feeling truly enlightened.

same.

>Be me a couple weeks later
>Same bar, different band
>"Thanks for all the support guys! This will be our last song of the night."
>Buzzed from a few cranberry vodkas I had that night
No, it's not a gay drink.
>Decide to support the band and dance my little heart out during their last song
>Girl walks up to me and looks me in the eyes
>She's so fucking pretty. Like the kind of pretty that gives your heart a boner. A heart-on, if you will.
>She puts her hands out, motioning me to dance with her
>Hold her hand while dancing, interlocking our fingers
>Never been in a situation like this before
>Suddenly feel something on her hand
>She's wearing a fucking wedding ring
>Notice she keeps looking behind us, laughing and signaling to someone
>Don't fucking dare to look and see what he looks like
>Feel incredibly awkward, not sure what to do
>Want to push her down and run away like it was kindergarten
>Instead just finish the song, but making sure to be my distance and to make it as platonic as possible

>being sorry for eradicating natives

guffawing

you deserve it for being a cranberry sipping bender 2bh

apologise

nofap is not healthy because imagine once you get a relationship..

>uh, why have we gone a month with no sex
>wtf did you just fucking say to me?! *punches fridge* i'll have you know my testosterone levels are THREW THE FUCKING ROOF and I'm more motivated than ever before to get a girlfriend!

ah yes the american handwriting

>cranberry vodkas

Alri Nancy boy

>Buzzed from a few cranberry vodkas I had that night

he's autistic and black, give it a break

>negotiated my way into not coming home for another two days
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.

housemate just had a go because i made a mug of tea at 10am. apparently thats its early lol

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dont try me son

is he autistic or something

>2 or 3 Americans
yeah, tons

I'd heem the spastic cunt for daring to bother you

alri mate wees just havn a laff yeah alri haha

Gotta do counter terrorism checks for this job ive been offered

You reckon shitposting on le chan puts you on mi5 lists?

BLOW HIS UNCLE UP AGAIN

*sighs loudly*
*waits for you to ask what's wrong*

OUTSTANDING post

tell him to fuck off, you can't complain about noise past 7am

what routine to achieve this

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James mcavoy

sounds like a spazz

is he a chink?

Have a thing for pregnant Asian women lads

quick little rap song i made a while ago
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rate dont hate, thanks

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he's a proper dickhead. he's from Kent

Progressive resistance training

fuck off Babs

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shits fucked how'd I let it get this bad?

sweet and sour pork with fried rice

big fan

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have good genetics
lift boulders in the yard

you should rejoin our skype group btw

Did 1000 sit ups a day for a week

Got bare bench pham

cannot fucking stand teresa may's face

Miss the american gf lads

can't be doing with the way that chips can't be reheated in the microwave without them getting all soggy

cheers boys, I'm here all week

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nay I'm a coy old coot

rate the trim lads

gonna watch the eclipse with the gf (2010 era porn desktop model app)

>he doesn't know the secret technique
screaming

*slaps your forehead*

you got a passport for that 6head m8

Multiculturalism is a failed concept and would only work in the event that all the cultures involved tolerate and co exist amicably with one another. It can only work when two cultures have the same fundamental morals. Anyone who reasonably thinks you can have a happy, functional society that will be able to progress made up of several groups of people that fundamentally disagree with each others views is ridiculous. The more of an outside culture you bring in to a country, the more skewed the consensus becomes among the people, and any level of tolerance there was for the other group not only fades, but turns to resentment and further disposition.

It's really just common sense, but if you don't have any of that, then the proof is all around you in the current geopolitical climate and tensions between ethnicities, religions and secularists right now.

you mean cold hot chips?

Reheat them in t' oven

Bane?

>Miss the american gf lads
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fair enough lad.

does anybody else wanna join our skype group? would like to have an aussie desu, i love aussies.

do tell

what a fucking twat

can't say

*heats up some cold chips*

*let's some hot chips cool down*