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BROWN'D
>thejakartapost.com/news/2017/04/22/italian-woman-saves-money-for-2-years-to-marry-c-java-villager.html
>news.detik.com/berita-jawa-tengah/d-3498550/sah-gadis-italia-dengan-pemuda-desa-di-batang-akhirnya-menikah

>tfw you will never be part of Vice Admiral Maximilian, Reichsgraf von Spee's Ostasiengeschwader
>tfw you will never fleet Tsingtao surrounded and outnumbered by enemies
>tfw you will never be part of SMS Emden, raided the Indian Ocean and Malacca Straits, which also intercepted 29 ships convoys, destroyed 1 Russian cruiser, destroyed 1 French destroyer, raided Penang and some Indian city
>tfw when the SMS Emden was finally destroyed in the Indian Ocean, some survivors didn't get picked up by the Australians
>tfw the survivors literally used a rotting little boat to sail to the nearest friendly area, which was Medina
>tfw they actually survived the journey led by Hellmuth von Mücke by drinking rain water and food they found floating from the remains of the Emden
>after arriving in Arabia they encountered armed nomads, at first there was conflict as they seem to no know German symbols
>but someone luckily said "Aleman" (German)
>nomads and the Germans celebrate and they are given supplies
>they then traveled north to go home, but disease struck them
>they were also attacked by Bedouin tribesmen paid by the British, in which they fought against for two days
>they only survived due to a Turkish relief column from Mecca
>they visited Damascus, Aleppo and Constantinople
>42 survivors out of 361
>tfw you will never be part of the other half of the squadron which went to the America and made a last stand in the Falklands along with Vice Admiral von Spee

2nd for my gf

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more pls

Excellent post

Do you prefer cute, beautiful or sexy woman ?
for me cute
not a pedo

Ugly and fat

Beautiful, but they end up being too intimidating
When they're cute I can still act normal and mess around with them

I don't like sexy, after they get naked all look the same

t. merula4

masochistic chink girl

Which ASEAN women are the best and why are they Vietnamese?

cute, cute is justice
either cute male(female) or cute female(male)

Cool story, if only all those empires hadn't fallen during/after WW1. Damn the fall of Imperialism

chinese malaysian is the best

Cute girls.

Thai

I want a wife.

One of my friends from school before went nutso and starting slutting out
Musta been super repressed

East Asian genes.

Cute and pure!

>putting Eskinol in my butt
>accidentally apply some close to my butthole
>now I got burnt sensation in my ass

French women are betterer

Filipinos, because they are cute.
Barring, that, Thais.

Girl (female) >>>>> Boy (female) >>>>> Boy (male) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Girl (male)

And French-Moroccans are the most bestest!

This is accurate but damn, I hate getting associated with East Asians.

who's a gaysian? me. whos a filipin(h)o(mo)? me. raise ur rainbow hands if ur a gaysian filipinhomo

Where's your trips MKL?

hey guys, are we welcum?

Are you the /sag/ guy?

>momy forgot to stock beef noodles
>hungry
>have to go outside to buy noodles
>half naked loli's running around the street
>bumped some of them playing tumbang preso on the road
>loli cried
I will never go outside ever again

Naw that guy usually tripfags as Camel Jockey
Yes Pajeet, you guys are welcome as long as you contribute with Indian qt nudes

Yes, post facts about India.

Pedo

Did you bump them on purpose and got boner?

Wait what?

Are you into middle-eastern women? I like arab women, would like to marry an arab in the future.

>Filipinos
>good

Why don't you have a seat?

Is Malaysia democratic or not?

Yes if you're Bumiputera.

It's a flawed democracy. Here's how I consider a country to be a democracy: if you can criticize your leader and (usually get away with it), it's usually a democracy. You could criticize Najib and get away with it (unless you're Anwar), but you could be arrested if you say anything bad about the Thai royal family.

This fucking thread is going down the shitter, fuck all of you faggots roleplaying as homosexuals. Why the fuck are tripfags even responded to in here? Fuck all of you fuck all of you in the ass. With a goddamn cactus.

And yet people shit on alternative topics like politics and anime cons. That's what you get for not wanting other topics.

I would be glad to be the first to get fucked in the ass.

how do i shave my bumhole guys

You're part of the problem get the fuck out!

wah ada ahoker yang mau dilaporin ke pulisi sama mentri gara-gara ngehina jokowi
penasaran gimana reaksinya
bakalan belajar dari kasus ahok atau enggak dia
bakalan minta maaf ngedinginin suasana biar cepet kelar masalahnya atau malah tambah gede bacotnya senggol sana-sini
kalo tipikal ahoker yang ngerasa punya bacot paling suci kayaknya bakalan tambah gede nih bacotnya
ahahahahahhahahahha
mampus

>Go to class on Tuesday
>watch film about the Chinese emperor Xuanzong
>professor ends the film before we get to the good part (An Lushan Rebellion)
Why is this allowed?

What do you want to talk about, then?

What?

I usually have a mirror while spreading my legs open

Explain why you have a trip on.

Makes it easier to search my posts on the archive.

>keeping track of posts in an anonymous imageboard
reddit's more your style. fuck outta here.

Do you jerk off in front of the mirror?

I put my Halo-Halo in the freezer and it's frozen now. what do I do? :(

cum on it

The shittiest excuse that tripfags give.

It's easy, lad.
just make sure you stick something on the hole to prevent the irritation on that part.

cute and freak !

Why the heck does the Philippines have two pro/semi-pro volleyball leagues? The SVL/PVL has had rather poor attendance for a while, they should probably merge with the PSL. Would allow consolidation of fanbases and make unite teams under one organization.

Of course not.

Take it out and allow it to melt.

Say Bye-Bye to your Halo-Halo

ahok always right !1!1!

t. /r/indonesia

Did frenchie get banned again?

probably scared off by the numerous homosexuals inhabiting this board as it is not haram.

Who is this Ahok guy and how did he get BTFO'd?

Should I quit rice to get a six pack abs?

He said Mohammed won't be mad if you vote for a christian and it says so in the qoran

Now he's BTFO

(Ex)-Governor of Jakarta and Chinese-Indonesian Christian, favorite to win re-election. Ended up losing to a right-wing Islamist ex-education minister by a considerable margin. Butthurt on Reddit and elsewhere ensue.

Yes: she OP'ed the last thread where lolis are taking a bath.
I reported.

A big guy.
Someone pulled off his mask.

for you.

I hope someone has freetime and make a butthurt compilation.

Are you the Indonesian proxyfag, or an actual Japanese?

Hey Rahmadi are you here?

I hope you realize that you will never fuck a japanese woman and that obsession of yours is going to kill you one day.

Why are Southeast Asians fugly?

Because we have big dicks.
Hi there, 3 incher!

tfw your national dress look more spanish than native

also, post pics of your national dress

Well he IS from reddit.

If only we go back to using slik and change the collar

Frenchie bullied MKL and now she got banned again.

No, I don't have a Reddit account.

Facebook and 9gag poster here

Can't stop me

How's my hair, /asean/?
Should I get a haircut?

Seriously, can't you just post like a normal user and drop your fucking trips? It doesn't contribute anything to these threads. I bet you fucking had that trips when you first joined 4chin which is probably just around 2 years ago.

It looks better than ooga booga attire.

The fabric is unique, even tacos themselves claim otherwise.

Are you guys virgins?

you don't like the chinese collar? they are rather influential to our culture

I wish the embroidery were more Filipino like desu maybe based them on our tattoos

Rate me my good korean friend.

I am here, just lurking the threads everyday.

3/10 - definitely a pagpag enthusiast.
Would not bang.

Who /matoi/ here?

pls don't give up on us frenchie

Don't worry, I'll continue posting whenever I feel like it since I like /asean/ threads. Me, Flipbong and Bakahime are the only European posters in these threads.

Can I touch you in a special way?

>this will never be you
why even live?

Sa isang sulyap mo ay nabihag ako, para bang himala ang lahat ng ito,

Sa isang sulyap mo nabighani ako, nabalot ng pag-asa ang puso,

Sa isang sulyap mo nalaman ang totoo, ang sarap mabuhay punung-puno ng kulay,

Sa isang sulyap mo ayos na ako, sa isang sulyap mo, napa-ibig ako

>reported
I miss SBY era when we can shitposted IRL about our president. Not that I'm ahokfag though, I just love to shitpost IRL.

Chinese collar or flat collar is the original one
What you mostly see is the sports collar
We lost them already only some ifugao tribes have them.

We use to make out of abaca and banana fabric called jusi
The only taco about it is now we make it from pineapple fabric