Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find an alive Steven paddock standing there
Wat do?

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>Eric Paddock is taking his daily meal from Sushi Fusion prepared by an 839 year old Japanese chef that was a Kamikazi pilot in WW2, but, was kept alive by the Paddock lineage to prepare the most expensive and authentic sushi from the ESA list
>Eric orders it to go every week and switches it to a Taco Bell bag in his car
>Eric arrives to Taco Bell and walks up to the cashier as if to make a complaint
>Uhm yeah, PABLO, this shit is fucked up
>He pulls out the sushi
>The cashier immediately knows what is going on because she heard a story from a 14 year old Taco Bell slave laborer at the hospital as she volunteers at the childrens hospital for internship credit for her prospective medical study program as he had been admitted as to what was now regionally known as "COMP syndrome"
>She stars to shake, uncontrollably out of pure dread
>YOU SEE, THIS IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI THAT WAS COMPED TO STEVIE FRESH
>It's the rarest sushi in the world, the bottom belly fat of the "Comp Fish" harvested with an atomic knife from the zygote of two previously endangered species that were driven to extinction in order to make it wildly expensive by a fiscal arms race created by 18 competing hotels in order to lure Steve Paddock to a high stakes Texas Holdem table in the ultimate "comp off" that will go down in the history of the United State Casino industry
>The girl is now sweating profusely and she cant stop shaking
>YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PEDRO
>THIS ISN'T SOME WELFARE SUSHI THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE SPLURGE ON FOR YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY OTHER YEAR THAT IS FISHED OUT OF SOME GOOKS ASSHOLE IN THE UNREFRIGERATED LOADING DOCK OF PUBLIX
>The multiply misgenderd server is now shaking on the floor, with her eyes rolled into the back of her head, and foaming at the mouth in full "comp shock"

only the best sushi for our king this is disgrace

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put him in my pocket and give him some nuts

>be me
>walk into room
>see paddock-sama
>offer paddock the finest bump

give my main man a hug

>Do a 360
>Walk away

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
are you fucking retarded?

Kek

you'd be facing the same direction...

onlypretending.breakfastattiffanies

Welcome back to danger my son.

>Take a staring contest
>Win

only newfags here

Are you ready for phase 2 of the plan?

wait i thought we were on phase 5?

Newfags detected.

Get out newfag

They haven't seen the pictures I've seen

Only newfags haven't seen paddock singing Happy Birthday to his brother

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lmao "shielding", more like opportunist rapist

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Kek

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Tell him to run he's a pasty. Let him know I really know he's a gun runner for the fbi and to run

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He posted this on 4th July. Lulz

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tell him to keep business going, is not end till it ends

>cav

Out of hundreds of people I've only seen 1 person that said it looks like he is protecting his wife or girlfriend. Everyone else says it looks rapey.

The part I like best is all the people in the background walking around. Maybe our "hero" could be checking on other victims.

pull down my trousers and pants

damn missed his birthday 65

give him a ride to Vegas?

Give him a hug, tell him i understand him. He just wanted to play a real life game.

Realise that the guy I've come to quantum leap as is the 2nd shooter

Ask him to be my waifu

Any more of this?

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Ask him to hand me a gun

>filename
>no sexy time

im disapoint

Filename! Hahah

dont die on me, stephen. not after you're alive again. pls

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FUCKING KEK

Beat the fuck out of him -- not even for being a mass murderer, but because I know he's an asshole.

Then turn him over to the families of the victims who will deal with him in their special way.

How do you know he's an asshole?

Psychopaths are usually quite charming when they want to be, so I doubt he was much of an asshole, agreed.

stockpiled guns and ammo for two years-
meticulously planned assault on unassuming victims-
planned for getaway and wild shootout-
planted cameras to film the carnage-
waited for the right moment, fired away for TEN MEASELY MINUTES, got tired, an heroed

discord gg/Nw7p94F

I would join Meme Potter, your favorite harry potter discord!

Your point?

No live stream from his cameras.

Fuck, you're right. That douchebag.

>turn 180
>bend over
>spread cheeks
>back up