Tfw born too late to rape and pillage Europe with the Horde

>tfw born too late to rape and pillage Europe with the Horde

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fingol

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your dream is only a religion conversion away, mashallah

>you cant just raid the german and slavic villages for wifes anymore

Fuck Finland. Fuck Moomin. Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

>tfw born too late to rape and pillage Finland with the Swedes

>tfw born too late to rape and pillage Germany with the Soviets

>tfw born too early to rape and pillage the United Martian Colonies with the Space Horde

>tfw born right in time to join the swedish caliphate raping and pillaging northern europe

Swedes must've been rather low test had that happened, since >5% Finnish male lineages can be traced to them.

>tfw will never rape defenseless brits

Iktfb
>tfw no khaganatr to take east euro slaves and unite tribal banners

Just join ISIS, Pekka, your dream will come true

Ceci

>tfw born too early to rape and pillage the United Emperium with the Chaos legions

>tfw not conquering Greeks, snatolians, Bulgarians, Armenians, chechens, georgians, Arabs, North Africans, Roman Empire, Cyprus, Rhodes, Albanians, Bosnians, Serbs, Romanians, Ukrainians, Russians, Hungarians, polish and Austrians
Feels bad man
m.youtube.com/watch?v=b6eFaghBgCs

tfw born right in time to join the swedish caliphate raping and pillaging Germany
FTFY

northern germany is part of northern europe

You'd all be slaves or peasants, just look at your lifes now. Chad is the conqueror, you are the conquerered.

Just date some finland qtie with daddy issues and or rape fantasy.

You can rape her every day and she will like it!

Join with my slaves?
Arabs are conquered of khaganate not equals.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezhT7zCJYJY

Anyone here resists Turkish domination will be shot, and displayed throughout Ankara

You are just in the wrong horde buddy, foreign invaders are raping and pillaging in europe as we speak.

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My dad looks at that show. I tried watching it, but it is super dumb and all situations in it are unrealistic as fuck.

What are you implying?

You're a smart boy, you'll figure it out eventually

>what did he mean by this?
I think you couldnt make me more curious even if you tried to.

Am i normie?

No, you are "Just like my animes"

>tfw born too late to bomb and shoot unionists with the RA

I dont watch anime. Maybe i should start.

>tfw born too late to discover pindorama and settle ourselves in the palmtree paradise of the east with my hundreds of kuruminhas