What do athletes eat on a typical day?

What do athletes eat on a typical day?

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those eggs are fucking gross, anyone who eats their eggs runny should be shot into the sun

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

How does it feel to be a manchild?

i always squish the yolk so it kinda mixes into the white when i'm frying eggs.

>Joe Rogan
>Athlete

Proper sunny-side up eggs are the best way to eat eggs you pleb

does he actually think that looks good?

christ, man can't even make a sandwich

>Safari
kys

t. 14 year old

>all those stupid names
>it's just fucking eggs with cheese and bread

I fucking hate the retards that do that.

>he doesnt put smoked gouda cheese on his ezekiel bread

pleb

disgusting

No more, no less

The jalapeños WITH the habanero sauce seems a bit overkill desu

Sup Forums, what is your honest opinions on memes?

Are they good for society or have they contributed to the overall decline of American Culture?

I hate them but I can't do anything about it.

Apples

wt
f

Thanks you just got me the sack you stupid Herman.

This thread belongs on /ck/.

He got mental Alex jones stoned:

youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

this looks like a good way to get injured desu

Cheese pizza and sprite

Activated water

youtu.be/ZTgbPxsiypk

Alkalised water

You activate almond dickhead.

eggs don't grow in a "yard," they come out of chicken's vaginas

>brand loyalty

there is nothing to our north but uncivilized wilderness

At 9.38

You know this guy is a Sup Forums tripfag.

>You activate almond

Learn fucking English retard

Activated water u faggot

Part of the Tom Brady diet
Some shit his wife Gazelle showed him

Who the fuck is Tom Brady and why his his wife a deer?

Not true!

I missed the s.

orry mate.

SAD!

Chickens have an orifice for shit, eggs and fanny.

or something like that.

He has an eggplant.

Fuck you

It's nothing to do with brand loyalty, Safari is just a terrible browser. You can download Chrome or Firefox in the App Store.

>shit, eggs and fanny.

lol

...

Shut up nerd faggot

>sour kraut

EVERY

TIME

sauer means sour so his usage is apt

Fanny is pussy in the UK.

Fuck you bud

except it's not called "sour kraut"

if i wanted huevos rancheros and said "ranch eggs" that would be retarded

i know that

haha OWNED

>stupid names

you're aware there's different kinds of cheese and bread, aren't you retard?

OK, i saw your flag and just assumed you thought i meant ass.

Photo unrelated, i went here after work yesterday.

>no pic of barcelona picnic order

pizza de queso for me thanks

>posts image weeks old from reddit
This place fucking sucks now.

>knows it's from Reddit
Maybe you should just go back and stay there

>weeks old

>from Reddit

delete

Are you fucking retarded?

He's grabbing from popular source to discuss, do you want everyone to discuss images posted on Sup Forums.

Get the fuck out and stay out newfag or join the legion of millenials on Sup Forums either way suits me.

wtf I hate apples now

dude that open faced sammy looks delish, getting my gibbets riled

>red delicious
fucking gross

lmao not one person answered OP's question, because it wasn't the point of the thread in the first place. Posting old bait from reddit should be bannable.

/r/ing Mods.

DO NOT GOOGLE "ANAL CEREAL"

You breakfast will be ruined too.

You are an enormous faggot that needs to permanently castrate himself and go back to Reddi-t. This has been posted a billion fucking times

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62938316/#62947881

Do you even layers of flavor?

It wasn't bait originally and this is an imageboard to discuss images.

This has been turned into a bait post by /ck/ so i suggest you lurk moar of fuck off back.

are you a smoker? are your tastebuds dulled?

The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>lmao not one person answered OP's question

because it belongs on /fit/ or /ck/

>because it wasn't the point of the thread in the first place

???

>Posting old bait from reddit should be bannable

You're so new

>/r/ing Mods

Cringe

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community

Doesn't post an image

>Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments

Shitposts


Again just fuck off newfag.

Is that Joe Rogan in the OP? This is his current wife with her daughter from another gentlemen. What are your thoughts on Joe Rogan's UFC commentating skills compared to other sports broadcasters?

>Things coming out from an ass
>German

she's in her twenties now though

joe rogan's wife, jessica, was a waitress

Are you not the ass of America?

in a cocktail bar?

Roxy is an artist

...yes

How come you don't get banned?

Her anus is sooooooo big,

I ram my little cock in my womans ass and she just begs me to cum so it's over and done with!!!

>What do athletes eat
So why post Joe Rogan?

because he didn't accommodate for kiwis.

Better?

I'm 100% sure her enema was only water

They're basically milk flavoured intestinal bacteria and shit

That's my first time for that one pretty good desu.

Type France into any Porn Engine and you get sexual horrors.

Stop pretending to be a prude.

Yes

He's a mixed martial arts athlete

Who /OverEasy/ or /Overmedium/ here?

Is this a shit taste general thread?

don't just stare at it, eat it

I get the referance mate.

Ah yes American history x, a kino classic

literally eatin the booty like groceries

Yeh that lovemaking scene in the shower

lol is joe rogan raising some niggers baby or am I drunk and not reading this right

The problem is using it as a condiment, not the way you spell it.

That's fucking disgusting, who eats red apples?

This site is dying because of faggots like you

Imagine how bad his farts reeked after eating that

There's almost always a thread on /ck/ with this as the OP

they're just eggs, leaf

shut up, leafless canada

Sauerkraut is a phenomenal condiment

do they all hate it?

That breakfast ""meal"" looks like dogshit.