Comedian Ralphie May dead of cardiac arrest at age 45

Comedian Ralphie May dead of cardiac arrest at age 45.

RIP in peace fatty

Huh, that ís funny.

Average American that couldn't afford to pay for health care.

>muh socialist (communist) national health care

Yeah not surprised his fat heart gave up while living his fat life style.

fat.

despite his condition bet he's fucked hotter chicks than you have.

>See's Mercury
>dead of cardiac arrest
Not surprised at all and I don't even know who this is.

Found the lard ass.

Mercury? wat

>bet he's fucked hotter chicks than you
Of course they're hotter, being under all that fat of his.

unfunny fat cunt

annoying laugh ruined every O&A appearance he had

he got more years than he deserved; definitely got more wealth and women than he deserved

Look at the size of the dude. I bet he had is own gravitational pull.

I didn't think he was funny.

My money isn't going to treat fat asses

It will be funny to watch the crane giveout moving his piano case casket

I didn't know if you were talking about the car or the element or Freddie Mercury or what. But k gotcha kek

I'm not hating on the guy I'm just laying down facts my dude.

And yeah I enjoyed him as a comic, I listened to him on the joey diaz podcast and he yeah he gets ass like you wouldn't believe.

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oh no a human died lol

nothing of value was lost

fact: its impossible to look like pic related. human genes have their limits. * except in USA

>RIP in peace

Are you a fucking retard?

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Really? 2 bottles of water for a 45-60 min set? He's probably got a sandwich hidden back there somewhere.

Ralphie died then your fucking lame jokes died. Ouch.

I'd say you were new but youre greentexting. Are you trolling trolls?

Met him after a show and hung out with him. All around good guy, bought drinks, gave me a shirt and signed it. It is too bad but not suprising. RIP my dude.

So a morbidly obese comedian who's not that famous or that funny claims he gets tons of ass? Seems logical to me

>far too young to die
>but he was too fat to live
>burn in hellfire now

Goodnight, sweet prince

>not that famous

He was Ralphie May, dude. Also he was funnier than you.

Rest in peace in peace snacky o'scoff

hmmm...if only we could figure out how he fucked hot chicks, surely it was because he was so damn funny

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Only reason people knew him was because of his obesity. If he wasnt horribly addicted to food no one would have cared. His stand ups did have some good jokes but overall they werent that great

His "comedy" was not the greatest either...
>Im so fat
haha
>I eat a lot!
haha
>Like I take giant shits
har har
>I NEVER STOP POOPING!
Tee Hee
>Im going to die at 45!
Hor de Hor


Seriously I never got into his self deprecating shit. I would feel bad but... I mean come on man you know wtf your doing when you are eating yourself to death.

People knew him because he was a good comedian.

IM MORBIDLY OBESE LEVEL 5
I HAVE DIABEETUS
I SMELL
MY TITTIES BOUNCE WHEN I WALK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAH
AHA
A
HA
AH

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AHAHAHAH

He was never funny

Sounds like you never listened to him, and also you never tried making jokes before.

2 hacks 20 seconds apart.

>he was a good comedian.

Stages at comedy clubs around the world breathe a sigh of relief

Boy, didnt see that one coming.

>implying greentexting is hard to figure out or takes time to learn

Preston is next

I was crossing my fingers it would be Gabriel Iglesis who was just slighly worse than Ralphie
Unfortunately this fat fuck lost weight

You need to get off Sup Forums, get off your computer and go outside and do some cardio, fatty.
Fat piece of shit, stop reading this and put down that snack. Jesus, you're so fucking fat cause you don't stop eating. It's disgusting. People HATE to see you.

Could his fat ass do stand up or was he wheelchair bound mostly? Looks like a great comeatian to me. I'd pay money to throw shit at him, nuttin too bad, just rotten food and shit. He defo would have earned way more $$ if he had taken that route..

rest in massive pieces of lard that faggot never once burped up a single funny joke in his entire short fatty life

Ur right Sup Forumsro we so Sup Forums kekekeke fuck anyone who dies they r all shits amirite!?!? HAHAH FAT GUY DIED!

newfag

U a fatfag?

Nah I'm an in-shape oldfag who is irritated by the fucking faggots who troll this site nowadays. You guys have no fucking style.

shoud've hit the gym like Carrottop

how the fuck was he not first?

So I get his money now, right?

Jew cunt.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Got*

Jesus carrot top, get a fucking haircut and quit wearing blue eyeshadow like a goddamn weirdo

He was a fat cunt.

Now he is a fat dead cunt.

uh, that's Jim Candy

Are they gonna bury him? Cremate him? Either case seems like a bio-hazard. Good luck, Mr. Mortuary Tech-Guy.