>be me
>want to join army
>go to academy
>ask old man in uniform "how can i be soldier"?
>looks at me hysterically
>starts laughing
>"why u laughing mr?"
>why?
>becuase u are too short
>too blind
>too much of a faggot
>go back home and start crying
should i just kill myself and try again at having good genes?
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Kill yourself, but don't try again.
just be less gay
Why not go Security?
You can go up the ladder and get a gun license with time.
Military is getting pretty gay as off now, and the only cool jobs are being nerfed.
If you give up that easy you probz are not army material
>Shit that never happend
Recruitment officers beg people to join.
I leave for the airforce in a few months. I'm doing it for the schooling.
You should have laughed at him. Everyone thinks that the best soldiers are some massive super brodozers. The best are the ones that can strap a 60lbs pack on and walk 50 miles without quitting. It really comes down to perseverance and land navigation.
I heard the best are the ones that can strap a dildo to their front and back and take on enemies from both sides in the heat of the desert.
Well there is always the ones who go both ways.
reminds me of a guy i met in formation
>iz in france
>gets into specialisation diploma for cooking school
>formation is rather serious. selective chefs, lots of both theory and practice all day
>this faggot looks like a based beta. all skinny, badly shaved and shit.
>can't stand be given orders, and hierarchy
>end up talking to him and ask why the fuck he came here in the first place
>"i wanna join the army. this is just because i need a national diploma to have acess to a military formation that i'm here."
never saw him again, but i still wonder how was his talk at the academy.
i would have loved to see that.
its probably what happened to you tho.
this 10000000000000%
this fagget pog in the pic dose not even have his plates in the a shit bag its u go army go infantry dont be a pussy
>>go to academy
What academy you talking about nigga?
Actual soldier here, talk to a recruiter.
Bullshit. The army is full of the most retarded, inbred dumb fucks I've ever met.
if this is real, go private sector.
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Lmayo. Well he is right you know..but military doesn't give a flying fuck. If you can pass pt and a psyche test the military will mold you into a soldier. One way or another.
Do what I do instead, because i'll never be able to join.
>See someone who's just come home, and is standing by themselves?
Go hug them. Welcome them home.
>See a soldier drinking at a bar alone?
Buy him a few drinks. Ask him about his life.
You can't join, the world isn't ending. But you can thank those who could.
>>want to join army
Never.
Join.
The.
Military.
Dude the army is pretty much a regular job unless you're deployed. We're not fighting in the trenches, we work from like 06:00-15:00 doing the same things civilians do (depending on your MOS)