Hey b

Hey b,
I am a 23 year old college student spending my friday night drinking in my apartment alone shit posting and watching Netflix....So user what are you doing tonight?

I could talk to you, I suppose.

Sounds normal... what are you watching?

Sitting in my room, unemployed with vague plans for the future. Now I'm talking to you. What's up? How've you been lately?

27 no college outta weed and cash so home alone watching John wolf play a game..


I'm hungry..and sober.. thinking about jerkin off but that'll just make me hungrier

Doing coke. Fucking hookers in my mansion. Laughing at poor betas. The usual.

Same dude im playing destiny 2 with my gf and drinking some good old captain morgan spiced

>23 years old
>college student

There’s your problem right there.

Just being a worthless 24 year old graduate student with a 24 case of Yuengling and no one to share it with. Been binge-watching Shameless on netflix, cruising Sup Forums and Sup Forums because they are the only boards that update with content fast enough to hold my interest and trying not to off myself.

I'm a 34 year old professional spending my Friday night drinking alone in my condo and replying to your shitpost while playing Civilization V (as Venice).

28 years old
See my self do the same shit every day. I don't hate it , just hate that people know about it. Stay in my room , smoke weed , play games I have no interest in. Wish I had a gf to motivate my life. Prob going to fail school if I don't focus. Fuuuuuck. What motivates me to get out of bed is a stuffed whale.... :( if it wasn't for that I prob would not go to work at all. No one calls , doubt anyone cares really. I got dreams but no desires , hobbies or interests. Wish I was depressed again , the pure feeling of depression so heavy around me. At least then I could work towards something. Now I'm out of it and left with nothing.

I am a 40-year-old married man...spending my Friday night drinking in my house alone, shitposting and watching Netflix.
Take it from me: life doesn’t get better or happier. All that happens is you get closer to dying.

Do you have kids ?

56 years old and in another shitty hotel while travelling on business...haven't been home for 2 months. Also drinking.

Lift weights and quit weed my dude. It might help you re balance your brain or at the very least save money and make you feel better.

Could be worse

Fucking normie ass alchoholics itt. Where my stoner pals at??

What do you do for a living?

Nice dubs. I did all that , was running laps every night and shit , I feel like I conquered depression yet the sacrifice cost me anything I was ever interested in. Oddly enough the only thing I do cherish from my past is "backroom facials" original videos. But no hobbies no interest , games are just something to pass time. Fuck I need to change.

I own my own business. I'm on the road in the southwest looking for someplace to relocate. Currently located in California and California seems to hate the fact that my business is successful and pays taxes and employs people.

No

Hmmm, what were you interested in? It might pay to force yourself to do those things again.

Skyping my Wife, but she'll be going to sleep soon. I'll probably get high after that.

Fucking California.... Phoenix Arizona might be worth a shot

28 at home no job got money though. Gf in bed sleeping has work tomorrow.

Watching machine gun preacher on netflix atm.

I dont drink or smoke weed anymore.

Also sounded like i needed to introduce myself to my AA meeting group

In southern New Mexico right now. I can rent commercial property for dirt cheap here. A property here asking $500 a month here would be asking $2000 a month easily in California.

being extremely fatigued and nauseous because of multiple medical conditions, mostly puking up blood and trying to stay hydrated

Cocaine and music

What up stoner bro?

Just ate 100mg thc candy blazed as fuck bro

Cheers, powderanon. It's a party!

Jesus Christ! I known house over where I'm at worth 250,000 goes for over a million in Cali. Fucking insane

Sadly no bud tonight.

Wish I could get some here, m8

Where are you from florida here ! Edibles are so fucking potent man its almost psychedelic

Seems like the Sup Forums crowd has changed.

I'm also 28, crippling alcoholic, stopped smoking weed a year ago, fail every class that I go to at uni.

Sell shit and making decent enough money nowadays.

Can't keep a stable relationship at all. Still jerk off 3-5 times a day and overall hate my life.

Going to bed. I got work in the morning, then I'm going to play some board games with my buds.

In Missouri, sadly

Pretty good. I was recently broke and unemployed just like you. I just started a rad job with good pay last week. Waiting for those glorious monies to start rolling in. Until then, I am just broke and employed.

Cry me a river faggot

Low testosterone beta male pornosexual detected

Well that's not nice.

I'm actually pretty sure you are right about the low testosterone thing!

That sucks man arent your guys laws archaic ? How much a g out there ?

Mostly catching up on Shameless

Goodnight man, hope you sleep well and have a good day at work.

I bought my house in California when I was in my late 20's an was sick to my stomach thinking how I made a bad mistake spending $179,000. I lived on noodles for years after that. It's in the heart of Silicon Valley (the same street Steve Wozniak grew up on). It went on the market on a Friday. It had two open houses on Saturday and Sunday. I got 6 offers on Monday. Not one of them was less than a quarter million over what I asked. California will die a horrible death. I just hope it doesn't take the rest of us with it.

Nice! What job did you start?

Quit jerking off to unobtainable fantasys online while ignoring real-life women

Go 5 days no fap increased muscle memory less anxiety voice deepens high sexuality ability to talk to opposite sex and not view them as objects

Playing RuneScape and about to afk fish while studying for the JLPT (N3). Really don't want to go to work tomorrow, but I feel like I'm about to get fired soon anyway.
>I'm 28

Also, body's in pain because I may have overdone it with the daily jogging.

Holy shit dude. I'm waiting for it to drop off in the ocean any day now.

Fishing lvl?

Where r u from love? I'm a female college student who has nothing to do tonight ;)

99. I have about 39m fishing xp.

Depends on the strain

Reg=5
Dank=10
Fire=15
Generally get an 85th for 40 though

You sound almost like me. Only differences are that I played some shitty vidya instead of Netflix and I haven't bought any alcohol recently (which I'm starting to regret more and more as the days pass).

8th, my bad

Nice

ty, and checked

Not bad any oil edibles ?

Cali san fransisco you?
(I know your just fucking with me man)

I been taking bites off these all week, they're great for getting stoned at work in small doses, very clean high

Sadly no, my neighbors have some good smoke though, so I buy from them and usually get a price break

>Cali san fransisco you?
>(I know your just fucking with me man)
Maximum beta employed with this response.

I'm doing something eerily similar actually; smoking pot, listening to music, and shitposting. Lol

25 yo.
Just got home from work. Smoking weed, drinking beer, bout to play the vidya with my friends. Life's a rollercoaster, I've been kinda depressed lately

Dude! I have a stuffed whale too! Haha, I impulse bought it at a walmart at like 4 am during a rough patch in my life and he's stuck around ever since~ What's the story behind yours?

This weekend I've had almost no motivation for anything.
I have alcohol, but no interest. Haven't smoked weed in months.
Maybe I should find a movie or some vidya to indulge in.

You know what? Fuck the JLPT. I'm going to read some Engels and maybe Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson's "Origins" tonight.

I like to fuck stuffed marine mammal dolls while fingering my ass

...

Hahahaha, damn. Sweet, to each their own, lmao

The mirror image of myself

Yeah they are so fucking potent man

Right on

Oops wrong photo guys

Monica gets....
Nah im not a dick, i love that show to much to spoil

I'm making edibles tomorrow!! with bho though. how heavy should I dose? is 100mg good? I have medium to low tolerance

I'm from CA too, but too far away :') and I'm not a dude btw I just don't wanna show my face on here

Gotta smoke the weed I'm given ^-^

I mean, I don't have any of those problems really and I've gone with no fap months before. That... doesn't increase testosterone lol.

Im drunk and i literary shit myself. Shit is running down my legs and knees. Should i kill myself now? i never thought that i would reach this point but here i am.

Prove it then

you should.
do you really think it's gonna turn around at this point?

Nah mane. Fix your life

23, kids in their room asleep, drunk, between watching amazon prime video, listening to Pandora , and playing titanfall 2. About the same user.

Pussy + timestamp. Or gtfo out.

does exercise increase your libido?

Just die.. I've gone blackout drunk. Two gallons in two days of whiskey straight. No food. And I never shit myself... Die.. Please you give us alcoholics a bad name faggot.

You know not all college majors are years right? Ignorance is bliss I suppose. But then again college as a whole is a fucking time waster. Unless it's medical of course.

I lift and smoke

Playin' WoW :^)

Or managerial. I mean 4 years experience. Or 2 years college.. Easy choice.

Actually a great show.. Frank thrown off the bridge to Monica dying.. It's great. And Fiona's marriage being fucked because her husband is on dope and frank telling her. Not to mention what's his name gets out of gang shit, goes to military. Etc. Etc.

24 year old college student.
Talking to one girl through text.
Snapchatting another girl, getting tits.
Talking to an 18 year old girl and 46 year old chick on OKcupid.
Just got home from the bar with a bunch of my friends.
Talking to my friend about the huge party we're having next friday.

100mg is great my friend perfect dose dont drive you will be HIGH

Yes it does man if you don't continuously jerk off all day you'll seek real companionship

No. Actually, I'm even less interested in sex ever since I started the /fit/-life. Though, this may be the result of aging out, and all the sex I had in my early-20s (prostitutes).

I'm double checking my bags making sure I have everything packed. I am leaving tomorrow to live in a different state to start my new life. Kinda nervous. But its for the best.

>getting tits
then share the love nigger

I am watching slumber party massacre