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Black market cheese edition

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maisie

go po

lovin' life

bradleyposting makes me smile every time

Tfw no cheese

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>60 euros worth of cheese

wagwannnnnananananana
any hugs

>tfw live in Cambridgeshire
bricking it I'll run into that yank and he'll try and aggressively befriend me

anime

ba po

the ol' 'unch

catering for a wedding tomorrow and Darren the dozy porter forgot the cheese ffs
Anyone got >50 euros worth of cheese I can purchase

lads, any tips on how to lure out €30 worth of mice?

could really go for a babybel

aren't half of your countrymen starving

go to the pub, find the smoking area and speak to any interesting/bored looking people with your american accent and you'll get attention.
people often wont talk in cities or dense towns, there's probably some group psychology reason for it but basically: people on the street find you overbearing if you're anything more than a passing shape

we'd vaguely made plans to go to red light district but didnt have time so no niente

Don't be shy, lad. If you see a particularly handsome, bearded man giving you the rape stare, I don't bite ;)

ye

Funny thing is, I don't even eat cheese

dunno lad duxford has a decent war museum if you're in to that

eating a cheese string

MISSING: patrick the cat
LAST SEEN: cheddar gorge
REWARD: €60

>bearded
alri numale

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Are those names really a coincidence?

got €80 of jacobs crackers and nothing to eat with them lads. any ideas?

why you hustling 60 crowns worth for then
starting to think we havent heard the whole story

how long until the return
have quitesome missed thee

having €60 worth of cheese illegally imported from my contact (have a method)

one of the weirdest things about british politics is how disgraced PMs like blair can still have influence even after 10 years out of office

meet me outside Wagamamas in Peterborough if you wanna get your beard scratched

need a gf but I'm very bitter and resent women

I keep it close to the face, no glasses, and an athletic build.

So why don't any of you filthy NEETs have jobs?

just found out that Tonibler is a scot

That looks like alkmaar.

week on monday
were in kyotototo at moment then back to tokyo after weekend

Smoking £20 worth of cheese

>mum has some friends over and they're all cackling very loudly

you need a trap

work as a private eye investigating cheese theft has been slow but I'm about to start on a new case desu

Hustling? Cheese isn't a class a lad

>Get fined £20 at the station on the way to work because I didn't have time to buy a ticket
>Get to work and take a shit, base of the toilet leaks and my trousers get covered in toilet paper
>Couldn't wipe my ass so there is a giant shit stain in my boxers
>Head on the train back, have to change at another station to go to an appointment
>Train to the the town I need to go to is cancelled
>Going to completely miss my appointment and have to reschedule at 5pm
>Have to buy a new train ticket on top of all of that

Someone kill me.

absolute runt lmao

>tfw receding hairline

pillow looks like a barbers without a broom

work is for schmucks who think they need to waste their life away doing something they don't enjoy to achieve happiness

just financed a land rover discovery

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justice idea: monitor the local Italian papers articles on record-breaking attempts for the world's largest lasagna, follow the paper trail and get your cracked 3ds back

bender

what cheese is made backwards?

[peter kay voice] sixty euros of cheese? in a car?

always suspicious of amazon reviews with foreign names

Only if you're a grill or look close enough to one with a wig on. Change the spot to nando's and you have a deal.

>tfw receding hairline
>pillow looks like a barbers without a broom

>not shitting exclusively at home

savage

disgusting

hello brit i dont come here much but am i missing a joke about cheese please tell me

Lucrative sideline work in the no questions asked cheese importation industry

>Change the spot to nando's
so literally the opposite side of the square then, you dumb townie

mmm

64 slices of american cheese

where on earth is carmen kyotototo
so go on rattle off the events so far

feels

no it's a secret, only the good aussies are allowed to know

Does anyone want to know what kind of cheese was lifted

artisan cheese theft is no joking matter

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>is he in now?
>he's always in, on his silly computer
>how old did you say he was? 20? Doesn't he have a girlfriend LOL
>I've never seen him with a girl why couldn't he be normal like your Elliot

mmm

60 euros worth of italian cheese

sixtey yeuros?
o' cheese???

sixtey yeuros o' bleedin' cheddar?

bored of these cheese posts now

off my nut boys

I-I thought we were going out on a dinner date, love

Think I've found the cheese smuggling culprit

reeeee
not here dont have time reee
boys gone to get bers its be back soon
come to secret place two weeks today innit

bit cheesed off at this thread

Yeah go on

bored as hell lads hate me job

Works toilets are usually on point.
You're fucking telling me

>mum has her coven over and they're all cackling very loudly

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>cheddermy

alri nige

give it to me

just shave it bro

alri angela

Imagine all the cheesy garlic bread you could have with 60 euros worth of cheese

Pecorino mostly. Small quantities of assorted hard cheeses were also lifted

have pic of susan

IM really high

it's always the bald lads.

misery loves company

i wasn't being sympathetic. you're a thick cunt

will do, captain Wee-Woo *salutes*

grim feet

same

Jus shave ur head bruh

i do reee in real life sometimes and boy hates it

we can watch return of the king or summot

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Jus lift bro