Sup Sup Forums this happened earlier >5 year old son being typical 5 year old >needs constant attention >tired of entertaining him, hand him phone >he's playing ridiculous fishing (((TM))) 10 minutes pass >5 year old walks up to my wife >"look mom" >hands wife phone He's in photos >ohshit.jpg >Wife quickly snatches phone >"go to sleep, anonson" >son walks up stairs Halfway up >dad why do you take pictures of people's butts
What do I tell him Sup Forums
>pic related Literally over 1000 of these in my photos
Cameron Howard
tell him you work as a butt doctor or some shit
Lucas Perry
He's 5, not retarded. He knows what my job is
Angel Lewis
"I am the Scatman"
Charles Gonzalez
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Ayden Russell
beat him until he forgets it
Chase Foster
"I like how they look"
Matthew Parker
You like big butts; you cannot lie
Leo Peterson
"because you touch yourself at night"
Logan Anderson
I almost said this or something like it, but he goes to daycare and I don't want him telling his teachers my dad takes pictures of butts because he likes the way they look
Mason Mitchell
He's going to say it anyway, just without the reason. You might as well rip the band-aid off.
Elijah Powell
you've failed as a parent, might as well do an hero
Jaxon Rogers
Tell him its funny and a joke?
Daniel Rivera
maybe you'll be forced to kill your son to prevent him from telling anybody else, but then your wife will start asking as to the where about's of your son, then you'll need to kill her to.. basically you gotta kill your wife and son and make a fresh start....
Justin Roberts
Should I explain to a 5 year old that it's porn and I don't actually take the pictures, just to save my own ass? This could be a long convo
Luke Taylor
Tell him it's the same reason why farts are always funny.
Jayden Robinson
So far this seems like my best option tbh
Luis James
I dunno....he's your son, he can't be that smart.
Nathaniel Price
I have an IQ of 170 tbqpf tyvm
Jacob Cooper
This is stupid enough to actually work. Do it, OP?
Mason Kelly
What a fucking retard. Get fstop and hide your pictures
Noah Brown
you have a horrible taste, these are fucking fatties
Justin Torres
Is my son doomed to be some voyeur posting in creepshot threads for the rest of his life?
James Roberts
Wtf? No! Don't go ALL out.
Jose Johnson
I've never had a need to because my wife dgaf but now I guess I have a reason
Anthony Edwards
might as well post them here then
Luis Campbell
>Daddy likes big fat butts like your mom's and someday you will like them too son, oh yes yo will.
Hudson Murphy
What do you think I've been doing nigger
Brandon Parker
no you don't who gives a fuck? he's 5, you don't have to explain anything to him.
Daniel Torres
Only if the apple doesn't fall something something tree...however that saying goes...Yeah, you're probably fucked.
Look, if he ask again...Ignore him. Walk away. Distract him with a different subject, do this until you die.
Nathaniel Howard
hahahahaha dude, guided mode, ALWAYS guided mode lol I have too many pix of the mrs she's unaware of to see umongst the asses
Blake Edwards
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Brody Kelly
Dip shit! Hand kid phone with unhidden Porn on it, and assume kid won't go through you shit? My kid was smart enough to get into shit on my phone at 2. Just tell him that you like to look at butts and get smarter.
Owen Scott
>has a wife >has a son >Trap saved on his device
I have so many questions and I don't know where to start...