Tell me a story Sup Forums. Experience you had with drugs. Greentext appreciated

Tell me a story Sup Forums. Experience you had with drugs. Greentext appreciated.

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Roll better joints and come back at another time.

Was 15 she was 17, game me E in a field and idk I think she raped me I'm not sure I don't remember saying yes or wanting it but she was hot so just told everyone it was my idea.
Not how I thought I'd lose my virginity

>be me
>Just bought a dry herb vape.
>Smoked weed for the past 3 hours watching YouTube videos about Mario technical glitches.
>I ate all the slim Jim's
>In bed now

I agree, that is the saddest joint i have ever seen.

Now as for a bit of a green text

>Sup Forums me
>super stoner kid in high school
>buy a blunt wrap that can roll an entire ounce
>get an ounce of some dank budz
>go to high school graduation after party
>roll that ounce up
>peoplebeinaweofmy1337rollingskillz.jpg
>spark it up, swarmmed by stoners wanting in
>rekt about 12 kids
>some straight edge kid asks if he can take a hit
>takes a massive toke
>barfs all over the cheer leaders
>i loled

>second time doing shrooms
>home alone
>about 19 years old
>being the fucking idiot i am i take ~7 grams dried and made tea with 5 grams
(this is before the effects kick in)
>go to subway
> waiting in line
>ohfuckno.avi
>shrooms hit me like a uhaul truck in a crowded urban area
>couldnt see the toppings through the glass at subway so i couldnt decide what i wanted
>the glass was wavy, almost blurry, but only the glass
>finally manage to order and head home
cont?

>late teens
>was hanging out with friends
>my friend started playing the guitar and we all started to smoke weed
>this was my first time smoking weed
>took a hit, started coughing
>start to feel the effects it was amazing
>minutes go by and start to feel drowsy
>start to go to sleep for a bit
>had dream that i was going through a wormhole in space
>wake up thinking that it was morning but only three minutes passed by

>doing shrooms with a good bud of mine
>about halfway through the trip we decide to go smoke some weed at our usual spot (when its dark out), the public pool by my house
>we go in the back behind some ferns like always, and ready up our shitty homemade sodacan bowl
>before we can even hit it some oldass lady starts making her way up the ramp towards the pool entrance
>she opens the gate and slowly walks around the pool towards us
>me and friend are noided as fuck from the shrooms, he starts trying to hide the bowl and I just kinda stare at her
>she comes us to us and asks what we're doing
>for some reason friend replies that we live here
>she gives him a look then after a few seconds says she just tryna smoke a bowl
>we proceed to smoke bud with this bitch who could easily be my grandmother while she tells us how she needs weed to sleep at night
>afterwards almost die trying to drive to mcdonalds

ate shrooms
smoked a pack of cigs (i dont smoke and dont know where they came from)
layed on my couch and watched the paint drip down my walls
try to kill myself
pussy out
power puke
pass out and have the best sleep of my life

Actually never had experience in them and I am wondering on how to approach the guy sitting next to me during lectures about the whole subject(he talks often about drugs). Any of you had speed/amphetamines before how did it feel?

Lol smoking weed with old people is fun

yes cont

going to fap and eat then will cont

>be me
>be 16 or 17 cant remember
>at party at friends house
>x dealer buddy of mine had some pink hello kitties
>fuckin dank pills
>get the hunger
>lose track of how many pills I take
>would guess around 6
>be dipshit and forget to drink water
>be dry heaving at 5 am
>stand up
>everything goes black
>hit the ground hard
>dont know how long i was out
>regain composure and stand up slowly this time
>chug from faucet in bathroom
>immediately throw that up
>sip from faucet this time
>able to keep that down
>didnt die so still solid night

of course continue idiot, don't leave us hanging

>ate 5 grams of shrooms
>suddenly wanted to an hero
>decide I'm gonna go travel instead
>start packing
>2 pairs of underwear and a checkbook
>goodenough.avi
>venture into the night
>try to steal a car in the city
>sitting in a truck bed
>watching videos on how to hotwire
>other cars passing by
>piss myself
>jump out of truck bed and run away
>left my phone in the truck bed
>ditch underwear and shorts
>change into other pair
>walking around downtown in my underwear
>a taxi calls me in
>ask to be brought back to my apartment
>$6 fare
>I write the driver a check for $100
>realize I left my keys in my apartment
>buzz every apartment in the building at 3 AM

Didnt do a thing for me personally. The people i know who did like it ended up turing into cunts

all the fucking slim jims, I feel that

If you eat a few slim jims before getting high you wont eat them all when you get high

My dick shrivels up into micropenis mode whenever I take acid. It's led to some truly awful trips. This seems to only happen to me too.

thats a shitty spliff

>Be me
>Click on thread about drugs
>Faggot OP with 64/100 point blunt
>Drunk
>My 20 year old cat is in the process of dying
>Trying to steel myself for feels by contacting ex gf with retarded feels
>Calling my drink the "Canuck Consoler" because Canadian Mist and Cream Soda
Fuck OP and his ability to smoke gange.

Ate 4 microdot lds tabs.
2 hours later i am stuck at the traffic lights and have forgotten how the colour sequence works,so I can't cross the road.
Get home sonehow my sister shouts "what is wrong with your eyes?" In front of everyone.

Smoked a bowl of salvia one time, wouldn't redo but also wouldn't undo
>Be me, 20, at friend's apartment the next state over
>His wigger roommate comes home with a baggy of what looks like flaky burnt fish skin
>Watch them pass around the bong, loading it into the bowl and hitting it
>myturn.webm
>I used to be a spice girl when it was really popular to smoke, but quit it cause it's nasty and not as satisfying as weed
>Play it cool, been there done that
>Take a single, deep lung hit and sit back in the chair
>Zoning out, watching wigger freak out and nearly smash a glass coffee table full of bongs and rigs
>Start to notice either the chair I am on is getting bigger
>Or I am shrinking...
>If you've seen Ed Edd n Eddy it felt like when Ed sinks into the pit of a recliner ass first, leaving his head and feet sticking out over the cushion
>Was pretty sure that was happening to me
>Mentally freak out over this, but continue to play it cool
>Keep looking at my crotch, feeling my pants
>Was convinced I pissed myself without realizing it
>Went upstairs to toilet to check like 4 times
>Dryundies.png
>"Holy shit how long has it been, dude?"
>Probably 5 minutes passed
>Came down a few minutes later and laughed at the experience

>Be me, 24, at my house at about 1 am
>Have to work at 6 am, can't sleep
>Friend decides to head over after hitting the med shop
>Commiefornia so shits legal
>BeyondWonderland.avi
>Pack a huge bowl and smoke it like no ones business
>Start to feel all blood vessels in my body pulsate and push the blood throughout my body
>Take one last big hit
>ThisIsTheOne.jpg start coughing like Mexican mom cooking chilies on the stove
>Start to see into other worlds, other dimensions, reality starts to bend
>Feel everything and everyone all at once, like reality was in the palm of my hand
>Goes on about 5 hours
>Feeling all matter and atoms thought the universe
>Feel sudden jolt, back in my house, in my couch, in my body
>Everything resonating, ears ringin, body pulsating
>Buddy and gf staring at me
>Cant even begin to describe what i saw, all i can say is "HOLY FUCK"
>Ask what time is it, 1:35
>Only 10 seconds have passed by
>Buddy explains how i was coughing like 50 yr old smoker with lung cancer, then suddenly layed back, head tilted up and stopped breathing for 10 secs
>Everything i experienced was in the span of 10 fucking seconds
>Legit think i might have died for those 10 secs
>Havent felt totally right since then
>Been about a month and a half since
>Smoking A LOT less now because experience
>Have sort of PTSD cough that wont go away no matter what i try
>Still feel like i haven't woke up and im still lying on that couch tripping balls

After my cousin and I was chilling with a couple of beers and a joint we decided to hit up an Asian massage parlor. Picked a qt 3.14 from the aquarium and proceeded to the room. Took my clothes off and waited. As soon as she touched me, my cock decided it's go time. She tries to avert her eyes a couple of times but it can't be denied. She jacked me off and started licking my nipples. "Not gonna cum yet?" she said and I just responded with a smile. Lifted her skirt and took off her panties. She guided my hand to her pussy and started finger blasting her. Stripped her top off and she let me suck on her tits. Reached for a condom on her bag and rode me. It must have been at least 15 mins. as I blew my load. 'You're backed up huh" as she slid the condom off me. Guided me to the shower room to clean. As she was applying soap on me, my cock said it was go time again. Smiled and proceeded to jack me off. She let me cum on her tits and finished cleaning off. As I got out my cousin was already waiting for me. We hit a local burger joint and decided to call it a night.

>22 yo
>Cocaine problem
>Uncle beat his wife
>She stays with us a few days
>Total alcoholic
>Offers me some wine
>I trade her a line
>She ends up blowing me
>I fuck her on the living room floor
>She continues to buy me drinks
>I keep dicking her down
>Get real drunk one night
>Fuck her dry
>Uncle can't hit it because his wife is too sore

that sounds so good oh my god jealous

lol; your fuckin embarrassing "blunt"
dont post shit like that kid are you trying to turn yourself into a nigger

>Be me
>15 or 16 at the time
>Friend drops a birthday party for his 16
>Brings much beer (ez to get 'cuz Germany)
>Brings other various kinds of alcohol
>Everybody drinks, party's alright
>Proceed to the pool outside
>Drink while chilling in the pool
>Somehow orgy starts
>3 doods 3 grills
>No idea who the fuck I'm fucking
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Few weeks later one of the grill is prego
>No idea who the father might be

>be me
>on my way to work at new Whataburger reasturant that just opened
>one supervisor two co workers
>supervisor lights blunt
>smells different
>istillwantin
>smoke blunt all the way to new restaurant
>get there feeling paranoid as fuck
>all eyes on me
> say outloud WHY IS EVERYBODY STARING AT ME
>go to restroom to wash face
>whatisgoingonwithme
>mfw i find out the supervisor smokes synthetic shit
>mfw i learned not to smoke other people's shit

>be 19
>smoke Changa for the first time
>woman walks out from my closet door and drives away with me and her friends in a red convertible
>she basically tells me that everything is ok and to live in the moment
I only saw their silhouettes in outlines of smoke. The car was also a literal Smokey dream. Crazy shit would recommend to a friend

>smoking a blunt with 4 other dudes
>we're all talking when one guy falls to the ground hard
>he's on his back, his arms are up like a t-Rex
>he's making really loud snoring sounds
>this lasts maybe 30 seconds
>he jumps up quick as hell and alert
>he doesn't remember anything that happened
>I was too paranoid to let him smoke again for the rest of the night

Pic unrelated

Pretty sure you would have done all this without the joint, 2/10 drug story

Samefag reporting
>Be 19
>Planning to go to a concert with friends
>One of them is a friend of a friend I didn't know before
>Turns out he's a pothead
>He starts to roll a big joint
>Passes it round
>My turn to smoke
>Never smoked anything before
>Take a deep inspiration, cough like a motherfucker
>Leans back and looks a the roof doing funny things
>Feels like 5 seconds to me
>Actually 10 minutes passed with me staring at the roof with a blank look on my face
>Tells my friend "pfff, can't barely feel anything"
>They laughed like never before
>Later that night I tried to fuck a telephone pole too

I dont believe you.

honestly don't remember the last time I smoked with someone near my age. Older people are so much fucking chiller smoking...

nope, my microdick turns into an inni when i fry. Nuts all but dissapear, looks like a serious case of HRT dick tbh
If I wasnt a fag who was trap/mentallyill/whatever you faggots call it I might freaked but I just think it looks adorable

Your not the only one user

>Be me
>Collegefag, junior year
>Friends come in with this new drug
>Salvia
>Synthetic weed basically
>They tell me it's from the native americans
>Breath in deep and hold it close to your soul
>Fucking laughing my balls off the whole time
>Room turns into a jungle, but like those 2D map walls from n64 goldeneye
>Friends are those toy barrel-o-monkeys just hoping back and forth
>Other than that, I could literally point out everything in the room even tho my eyes were closed form laughing so hard
>No crash, good times
Fast forward 7 years
>New friends offers salvia at a house party
Oh shit, I love shit
>Hit it
Not hard enough
>Hot it hard again
>The cumulative fucks me
>Fade out and melt into my bed
>Everything turns multicolor
>Like those big swirly lollipops, that's what my entire vision and concept of reality is now
>Hear beautiful music but for the love of God I cannot fathom the real world anymore
>The first sober thought I remembered is telling my friends to just kill me if I don't wake up
>Fucking salvia man
My friends would later tell me I threw all of them off the bed, ripped my pants off, and screamed "I'm the elephant" over and over as I ran into the wall and kept running into it until I gave up and passed out on the floor
>Show up to work the next day and I'm still having a rough time rebooting into the real world
>Mfw I'm an engineer and may have sent some faulty numbers into your brake pedals
Don't work there anymore

I believe you.

can you compare joints against dry herb vape? wanting to buy vaporizer soon

>smoke weed at some dude's apartment who is known to smoke crack
>he's on withdrawal, gets nervous at times etc.
>guy is on toilet while we other guys smoke in the living room
>everyone's super high
>crack guy suddenly comes back from toilet, stands in the middle of the room and yells at us that we're not his friends and we can go to hell
>punches a book shelf really hard so the shelf brakes in the middle, his hand is bleeding
>crack guy walks out
>everyone just sits there unphased and nobody says anything, as if we just watched the event in movie form

>eat mushrooms all alone in my room
>play Arkham City and wait for it to come
>underestimated the potency GREATLY
>realize it gets too much and I just know I'll have a high risk of freaking out, so I take all precautions
>go get food, drink and piss bottles to prepare for the peak
>lock my door
>feel my heart beating faster
>become super paranoid without reason, everything is scary
>reach the point in Arkham City when you fight the mad hatter
youtube.com/watch?v=TGYPGQYTRxE
>get a really huge panic attack at the part with the falling clock
>get on all fours and start turning in circles on the bed like a dog chasing its tail
>think that I'll die if I ever set foot on the floor, have to stay on the bed for all eternity or I'll die
>keep doing this for what feels like ages
That was really shitty that night.


I have more stories if you want.

those keep you focused and vivid, nothing extra.
good upper though

What about mine

I got a pax 2 dry herb vaporizer and I love that thing. It makes the weed taste so much better and it can get you plenty high.

Moar pls, non shitty drug stories are funny

pussy ass cyclones you didnt roll that shit yourself.

I use a pipe an I know the difference, you should be ashamed

I swear to you with all that you believe in, the filter is self made and the roll is all me

Similar thing happens to me when I take Adderall. Once took me 4 hours to bust a nut

Spice was a different beast in Japan. They didn't just use synthetic cannabinoids(although that term is a fallacy in and of itself as it suggests these chemicals resemble cannabioids, which isn't the case; they just hit the same receptors in your brain, a more realistic term would be "synthetic cannabinoid receptor agonists" but who can be bothered to type all that shit right?... wait a sec, fuck it back to what I was saying). In Japan drugs are strictly prohibited, so when a loophole like spice shows up they grab it by the fucking bollocks, they put all kinds of research chemicals on their spice, no holds barred. I had this shit once was like LSD you could smoke laced up with meth. And see they have this phrase here "mottainai" means don't be wasteful, well when the ban waves for these research chemicals came around, the manufacturers would dump their stockpiled chems into the product (as opposed to producing more product of the same consistency and selling it cheap) so yeah, shit got pretty messy.

Greentext of most intense experience?

Be me
Get a ball of meth
Smoke some
Huh this is not that bad
Smoke more
Smoke more
Smoke more
Smoke more
Ok last time for tonight
Snort like hurts like a cunt
Swallow a few shards
Smoke again
Fast forward 3 days later
Slept like 2 hours ate nothing and twitchy as fuck
Ok now it's not fun
200mg trazadone 50mg DPH
Slept for a whole day and ate everything in the house.

6/10 would try again in the future

Be me now
Smoke more
Smoke more
Smoke more.

I should take my sleeping cocktail or i will be a mess at work.

the filter is too short.
guy who said you didn't roll it is dumb

looks like it would smoke super well

ive bought premade shit exactly like that from the sex/smokeshop before cause I thought they looked cool but keep tellin your self that.

cause scissors dont exist lmfao

Another one:

>be at friend's house
>4 guys sitting on table, smoking fat super joint
>suddenly the door bell rings
>it's Yeboah, some old African guy in his 50s who just sits outside all day drinking beer and he doesn't speak a single word of our language, only communicates with gestures and hands
>he has a huge blue trash bag with him
>says nothing and just gives it to the guy with a face gesture like 'it's for you' and walks in
>guy opens the bag and it's full of fucking raw meat of undefinable origin, literally like 20 kgs of unpacked, raw meat
>everyone is like WTF!?!?
>he sits with us on the table
>joint already made 2 rounds, everyone is high, it ends up in Yeboah's hand
>he takes one hit and starts coughing uncontrollably and falls straight off his chair
>sleeps on the floor and doesn't get up for an hour or so
>we keep smoking on the table, sitting right next to 20 kg or raw meat and some African refugee
Just a funny situation I guess

This one is good:
>friend takes me on a car ride with some dudes I never met before
>we smoke a ton of weed and I'm barely able to move because we are 6 people cramped in the car
>get to know the guy on the wheel stole the car, I'm sitting literally in a stolen car
>we drive to another city where 3 of the guys get out and enter some shady looking building
>they come out with 3 heavy bags full of fake designer suits, they put them in the trunk
>we have to read the street signs to the guy on wheel because he's illiterate, can't read a single word
>stand at intersection
>suddenly look in the back mirror and see a cop car right behind us
>OH_SHIT_MY_LIFE_IS_FUCKED.JPG
>thankfully they don't realize we're 6 idiots cramped in the car, everyone drugs on them, high as fuck with droopy red eyes and a trunk full of fake goods
>we arrive home and I promise myself to never ride with these idiots again

I have one small story left if you like.

>be 2015
>im 22
>do bad napkin math on the shroomery mushroom/lsd chart for tolerance
files.shroomery.org/files/15-18/058568752-Screen_Shot_2014-10-03_at_12.25.27_PM.png

>was stoned at the time so I thought since I had taken shrooms in the past 2 weeks I needed 200%
>wanted a breakthrough trip as per the trip levels on erowid
>7.5 grams dry should do

How shit do you have to be at rolling to not be able to roll like that? Do you have arthritis user? Is that why you can't even type like a decent human being?

Yes please.

>start getting high
>wow this is fun already it's all sparkley and I'm chilling out talking to people, maybe this is gonna be the time I see cool colours and the walls will breathe!
>decide to watch a little House of Cards on the comeup
>oh no this show is pretty sinister
>getting a bad feeling
>IS THIS HOW A BAD TRIP STARTS?
>start googling bad trips

>bluelight, erowid, etc, every site says
>"just give in. if you fight the bad trip it will be worse"
>FUCK THAT. I'm not having a fucking bad trip on 7 grams are you kidding me?
>start stressing the fuck out, head downstairs to the basement

>rolled a changa joint
>take a big hit, tastes like shit man
>10 seconds after exhaling world started to distort and deteriorate
>i closed my eyes to ease the trip
>see cartoon like stars and planets with eyes closed, so fun and clean.
>it was like that for 30 seconds then i come down
>i told my friend it was awesome and how long was i out.
> she said around 15 minutes
>shit was so cash

>suddenly have to pee really bad
>go to the toilet, nothing comes out
>definitely urgently have to pee
>maybe I'm too stressed
>strip off all of my clothing and sit on the toilet
>no pee

>stressing out, bladder is starting to feel a little painful, more than uncomfortable, but I literally CANNOT will myself to urinate.
>decide to lie on my bed, maybe if I relax I'll start to have to actually pee and then I can run to the toilet
>infact at this point if I piss the bed at least my bladder wont explode

Im on coke and weed right now.

I prefer roughly that size because it feels more proportional, in my head I mean

>...
>NOPE, gotta fucking pee, can't lie here, it's painful and uncomfortable and
>JESUSSSS the shrooms are kicking in and the bad feelings are still here
>(side note for experienced users: You know the rush, the uneasiness you might first experience when coming up on shrooms/lsd? I liken it to the start of a rollercoaster, specifically the hulk roller coaster at universal florida...
>well we're well into the trip and it still fucking feels like this youtube.com/watch?v=OsjdYQJc748)

it looks like a little paper is behind the filter tho :p
I love tiny filters don't get me wrong I think you maybe just pushed it in 2mm

I did. The last step in packing.

>smoked some weed
>watched some good old Steven universe
>eat whole bag of Tostitos
>jacked off
>went to bed shortly after

>attempt to make myself vomit the shrooms back up in an attempt to not get any more high than I already am
>nope
>sit on the toilet again
>*thoughts*
>*how do I know that I'm not trying to trick myself?*
>*what if I'm trying to kill myself in the bathroom by luring myself there and comitting suicide?*
>ok leave bathroom walk to bed again
>approach bed
>*no no no I have to PEE idiot!*
>turn around
>walk to bathroom
>*ok but is this the trap?*
>*Am I about to walk in here and end my life?*

do you friend it's all love :)
it looks hand rolled with care

>first time getting high
>about fifteen
>outside a school at 2 am
>warm austalian summers night
>gatorade bong (pic related)
>sit at this school for like 3 hours just getting out of my mind on weed
>litterally not on the same planet
>started to taste like ice tea
> go home
> nap
>dad comes the next day to get me hiking shoes for a school camp
>put the shoes on
>still on another planet
>walk out the store with my dad
> he doesnt care
> just stole shoes
> went home and slept for like 16 hours

weed is fantastic

>commence literally standing in the area of hallway between bedroom and bathroom stepping toward one, wigging out and going the other direction, over and over again for possibly a full minute
>jumping into bed a couple times, hopping out almost immediately
>still can't pee
>*can you die from a burst bladder?*
>hop back into bed
>jesus at least I'm not thinking about how this blanket feels like peanut butter
>bleh what a gross sensation if this blanket was like thick and inescapable like peanut butter
>if it engrossed me and didn't let me go and ugh god I can't get it off of me it feels like fucking peanut butter
>literraly catch the slightest momentary whiff of peanut butter
>look at the clock because jfc how long have I had to pee?
>what time does that say?
>clock says P A N I C

Only niggers mess with drugs. Enjoy never contributing to society you Stinky dredlocked suburban white boy.

>what do i need to do I can't pee
>I need to fucking pee fuck
>FUCK
>run upstairs
>for context, I still lived at home at this time
>"MOM I KNOW THE ANSWER"
>(it is like 3 am, I am waking her up, myself entirely naked)
>MOM THE ANSWER IS CHOCOLATE
>CHOCOLATE
>"user you're naked"
>i snap into semi-conscious of whats actually happening
>oh jesus recover recover
>"oh yeah sorry. ok goodnight"
>close her bedroom door
>next to her door is the shoe/coat/front door area of the house
>perfect

>commence pissing on my own shoes, loudly like while "drunkenly" leaning against the wall slumped, empty my entire bladder
>well she was fucking awake and can hear the noise of wtf is happening outside
>user you're peeing!
>once again back to reality
>"mom don't worry I'll. I'll clean it up don't worry it's ok"
>head downstairs in shame
>jump into bed
>I want to sleep this off, I'm still tripping hard and the bad vibes have not left
>maybe if I play a little podcast or something and hear some banter it'll calm my nerves
>how do you use this fucking phone
>wow is technology ever hard to grasp when you're tripping balls

Been drinking 2m2b, anyone got any info on that shit? I think it's pretty fine but it seems really addictive. Definitely not a every day thing imo.

>be me 8 years ago
>15 years old, Christmas break
>decide to go over to friends house to get fucked up
>we'll call her C
>we always went to her house to smoke weed and chug cough syrup because her mom didn't care
>Walgreens starts putting Robitussin behind counter because we stole a bunch every week
>steal Coricidin tablets instead, unaware of danger
>steal boxes upon boxes
>go back to C's, immediately take 3 trays
>a couple hours pass, I continue taking some pills here and there
>i am extremely dissociated
>friend with weed arrives, take a few bong hits, immediate black out
>continue slipping CCC pills even tho friends tried to cut me off
>come to about 6 hours later, drenched in sweat and in clothes that weren't mine
>wasn't raped, friends had to change clothes because i sweat through my previous pair
>apparently started seizing
>friends too scared to call ambulance (assholes)
>they had to remove my sweat drenched outfit and place me in a cold bath because body temperature extremely high
>force fed me water
>when i came too, my voice was all weird, as if i had downs syndrome
>lasted through rest of the night, was convinced i had rendered myself retarded

Coricidin = no bueno. The antihistamine apparently causes convulsions and even death at high doses, which i was unaware of.

>be me
>high school party at local stoner hangout
>all my friends go to the public school
>I'm in the Catholic board
>plus my bus ride takes me an hour to get home cause it goes to the other side of the town next to mine, then back to my town
>friend is pissed off at me for always being late
>canthelpityoucunt.jpg
>finally get to spot
>friend passes me a bong and shitty crack lighter
>have bowl lit
>bowl goes out
>trying to light bowl with broken lighter while inhaling kinda hard
>ugly crack whore who hangs out with us says: WHAT THE FUCK? this kids drinking the bong water!
>i got laughed at

Is dabbing similar to smoking other drugs? Can I use my rig for other shit? Im down to explore

finally I pass out.
actually i think maybe I didn't fall asleep but I was definitely no longer present
>trip time boi
>End up in hell, literally boiling hot, hottest heat I have ever felt
>see my dad doing some shit like beating my mom or something can't remember specifics but it was some like "past trauma memory" type shit
>dad turns around
>oh thats my face I'm looking at now
>podcast is playing at this point I guess I figured that out
>it's the giant bombcast, talking about videogames
>"heh heh, yeah. and I mean. If you thought the first level was hard. You're in for a doozy"
>bad vibes
> manage to put on dr.dre (the chronic)
>I become the record playing the music as the sound escapes my body from the needle
>more bad vibes and scary hell-trip shit but I can't remember a lot of it
>wait I can a little actually I just remembered
>keep fighting with my own consciousness that still seems bent on making me commit suicide
>I'm winning and fighting off the feelings and argumens but I'm tossing and turning in the bed getting wrapped up in the blanket
>finally I feel like it's futile
>maybe all of life was a trap, maybe we all are going to die a shitty painful death and end up in hell for eternity and it's all a cruel joke and there was no escaping it
>or maybe there was, but this is just my judgement, and I'm meant to forever fight suicidal ideation in eternal hell
>if thats the case then fuck it, I'll make the move, I'll make my own destiny, fuck you hell, I'm gonna kill myself
>Shoot myself in the head
(not really but I really did think that I was at the moment)
>immediately flooded with a sense of relief and release
>I'm ok, I made it, I won

>at one point I become a woman
>I'm a fucking bimbo bombshell with huge fake tits and I'm on stage in leather performing in some sort of concert venue
>feeling kind of positive, fuck it, if I have to be a woman to feel positive

how can you live with that transbullshit

Keep going

>be me 19
>just got interested in chemical drugs like extacy
>decide to drive to netherlands and get some shrooms
>get back buy some molly with a friend and take everything molly+shrooms (a good ol hippie flip)
>top tier hallucinations + wonderful warm feeling of love
>go outside everything is “breathing“
>the sky looks like when you are under water with golden clouds and an intense blue sky
>trees are venomous green streets and stones are purple
>just chilling outside a few hours smoking weed
>as it starts to wear off i go home driving with my skateboard
>feels and looks like im in a 2D world now
>the ground and everything else around me moves underneath me while i stand still

another:
>be me, 18
>drug use has spiraled out of control a bit
>had been addicted to amphetamines for a couple years
>develop anxiety so i stop taking them
>discover love for opiates
>only really dabbled, not too many opiates in my area
>friend frequently stole methadone from his step mom
>sold them to me for cheap so he could buy weed
>bought probably ~90mg of pills once a week
>extremely strong for those without an opiate tolerance
>lasted a very long time
>took my usual dose of 30mg one day before work
>come home from work, still pretty high
>decide to mix with klonopin
>dumb idea
>become more and more sedated over the next hour or so
>breathing becomes something i actually have to manually focus on
>if i don't focus all of my attention on breathing and staying awake, my hands and lips start turning blue
>i survived, but i was scared as shit
>gave up on methadone for a while after that.

is weed responsible for hairloss?

>immediately I transition (heh)
from a woman to a flying fighter jet
>good vibes, pretty fun trip after I killed myself.
Maybe that was ego death?\

I don't remember much else.

Anyways kids. Terrence Mckenna says 5grams and above is a "heroic" dose. I was shook for a long time and the entire rest of the long weekend I wore very loose clothes and was super bummed.
It took me around 2-3 weeks to even remember the positive "half" of my trip, after the suicide part.
Had been very afraid of psychs for a while until I told my story to a coworker and he said
"I don't believe in bad trips. Maybe you took a lot more than you were ready for, but it was something that you were meant to see and to confront."
I wrote it off at first but it has really stuck with me. No more will I do the enormous trips without preparation and i personally have not done mushrooms in any amount since, but low dose shrooms is kinda like 'super weed' and puts a big fat smile on my face, so one day I'll come back inch by inch.

such things never happened to me, i was smoking with a friend once and he always went dosing off and then woke up and was bubbling about how he saw himself from above and angels and shit

weed is not a drug, its a psychoactive substance, these do not get you addicted. unless you smoke the weed with tobacco, then ya you can technically get addicted. but one experience i had with drugs, ill talk about xanax. i first ran into xanax when i was about 16, my friends and i where having a sleep over at my house, we each took one xanax bar (2mg) that night was amazing, felt like i could breathe x10 better, was careless, felt drunk but was not. 3 years later im hooked on it. when id take the airplane to france, id go there every summer to visit family i would buy15 xanax bars, break 5 into half, and break 5 into fourths..some i would crush up and like a dumby snort it, sadly though xanax is non-water soluble and so inside the nose it cannot be absorbed,eventually though you would get the drips, disgusting taste of the xanax dripping down your throat... and about a year later i basically had to move to france, because i started getting epilepsy... benzodiazepenes are terribly addictive and dangerous to the body and mind/soul.. its been about 5 years now and i still have epilepsy, been about 2 years since i stopped my prescription to xanax/rivotril, i forgot the name in english, but it is just as strong if not even stronger than xanax.. been about a year now that i do not have nasty anxiety for no reason... thanks to cannabis it has helped me in massive amounts. helps me with my epilepsy, if i have had one, all of my muscles are fucked, even my brain, if i cough it is some pretty bad pain. with cannabis though it relieves some of the muscle tension and pain.. how about another drug. hm. alcohol. one night was about 18, had previously drank, and was driving with my 2 friends.. was driving down a curved road, and i messed up somehow and the explorer rolled over once, rolled over in mid air, fell back down and rolled again to end up with the suv on its wheels.. all 3 of us where okay.. but yep. . drugs are not that far away when you think about it

gatobooooooooooooooooooooooong

The answer is don't think about it.

joe rogan calls this "combat cock"
your penis will shrink up with testes to protect from danger and the like
remind yourself that reality "as you know it" is only your perception, and that by taking perception changing drugs its as though your body is stepping into a new kind of jungle. it just doesn't know what to expect, and so it goes into protection mode.

accept the fact that you likely aren't going to be having intercourse and that if you trip and fall, your dick and balls will be fine because of this phenomenon and it's actually positive.

don't let it trip you up :)

>back from sea, final trip
>15k bonus comes through, hit the streets
>Buy 2 tabs of acid
>Stong af apparently, eat one
>hit pub, drink lots of beers and strong af mixers
>drunk af, leave pub to find a hooker
>Meet hooker in decent brothel. 9/10 half asian
>offers coke to help limp drunk dick
>works, start banging hooker
>acid kicks in
>the motion of fucking + coke rage + 20 beers and mixers make stomach feel like shit, acid made me motion sick
>pull out of hoe, projectile vomit all over her back, and around the room
>hoe screams and runs off, i run out of door half naked, tripping and projectile vomiting,
>trip over, vomit all over face.
>security pick me up and drop me on the street, banned for life from brothel.
>walk down street, everything blurry and spinning, colors everywhere, feel amazing though
>walk into black dude, punches my face in, rolling around on kurb bleeding
>cops pick me up, put me in cell
>in for the weekend, drop second tab
>cell walls making shapes nd shit
>fall asleep
>apparently talking to dragons in my sleep or some shit
>leave cells next morning, cop hands me my shit and recommends me to a psyche ward
>had the best shower and slept for 2 days after.

i almost died from oxys like that, cant remember at all what i took but i had a shit ton and decided to mix em with codine tabs, same shit happend to me. lungs gave out on me i couldnt lift my fucken head. honestly suprised myself that i didnt die

>a year or so later, i'm a bit more well versed in opiates
>have experience with oxycodone, opana etc.
>have a light dependence on oxycodone
>getting too expensive; have shit job
>coworker is heroin addict
>ask him to hook me up
>sells me a bundle of stamps
>each stamp bag contains some gray powder
>do a small line as a tester
>nice, but underwhelming
>expected it to be amazing due to heroin's reputation as "big bad wolf of drugs"
>decide to shoot it
>look up online what to ask for at the pharmacy in terms of gauge, cc, etc
>nervous as fuck as i head into Walgreens
>still manage to act like i did this all the time
>cashier gave me no trouble
>practice shooting up water in my bathroom, very messy and bloody process
>finally manage to register
>try it with the heroin next, after falling out of vein a bunch of times, finally register
>push down slowly
>for some reason i expect it to hit instantly
>3 seconds pass, scared i missed
>6 seconds pass, i feel a powerful sense of warmth rise up my neck
>can taste the heroin in my throat
>feel absolutely amazing, like pure comfort and optimism had replaced my blood
>puke a bunch but i feel too euphoric to care
>spend the next couple hours nodding out next to my toilet
>spend the next 4 years chasing that feeling
>still heroin addict
FeelsBadMan

want to take this little fucker today...my first mdma trip...wish me luck fags

Opiates are at an all time dangerous. Most "oxy" on the street these days is pressed fentanyl, scumbags are even pressing vicodin and percocet with fent. Almost all heroin on the east coast is heroin/fentayl mixture, much of it just straight up fent. Crazy shit.

bad vibes
everyone starts somewhere
it's not even the worst one

op next time bust out a new rollie and reroll but don't listen to 300lb losers on Sup Forums

so many, where to start

>i used to supply to my friend circles
>someone got pissed off when they found out i had a profit margin built in
>buys sketchy af coke from a street dealer instead
>comes to party that night and him and his friends start doing lines
>turns out to be cut to shit with meth instead, they're tweaking hard
>party gets shut down by police
>theyre one of the last two people there, police question them and start going "why are you tweaking out so hard what are you on?"
>searches him, finds remainder of bag
>get a ticket and court date

plenty of stories on E, tl;dr people rolling, to sober people you're weird and creepy af. even if you're a girl.

I read the hole thing, that was a pretty fucked (and interesting) experience man. Good that you survive that.

hi. i bought xanax for a few weeks and only tried 0,5mg ...the only effect i feel is that im tired...should i use more or take it with alcohol?.