/heem/

old um fuck u goofnews: mmafighting.com/2017/3/17/14962180/three-fighters-test-positive-for-marijuana-at-ufc-fight-night-104

fighters popped for weed

>sherdog.com/news/news/Dana-White-Says-Mackenzie-Dern-is-on-UFC-Radar-Shes-a-Little-Bad-Ass-118827
Dana likes thiccenzies ass

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Recent memes:
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bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/17/14954782/ufc-michael-mcdonald-granted-release-dishonest-business-practices-mma-news
espn.com/mma/story/_/id/18900076/mma-bracket-vote-best-ufc-fight-all
youtube.com/watch?v=kCmxecGyu9g
rt.com/sport/381130-khabib-ferguson-new-date/
youtube.com/watch?v=P5RwnzoHNL0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

why?

>it's a janitor deletes the good thread over the bad thread episode
fuck off janicuck you dumb nigger ape ass faggot, im calling YOU out nigger lets fucking tango, after school, playground, be there

this, join here

THOUGHT YOU HAD AN OP BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WAKE UP STIPE
IT'S ALL OVER AGAIN

Banning weed is ridiculous. Can't they just tell USADA to let that shit slide?

1st for Pudilova is qt

>tfw the canadian cuck is a janitor deleting the good threads

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WHAT'S UP BITCH

WHAT

WHAT

>mods enabling Adan's Autism
>he will continue to make shit threads
>you all will be forced to join
i'm done lads, edgy threads is what you all will get

cry me a literal river, you crybaby fucking bitch lol

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News:

Three fighters test positive for marijuana at UFC Fight Night 104

>mmafighting.com/2017/3/17/14962180/three-fighters-test-positive-for-marijuana-at-ufc-fight-night-104


Following UFC’s ‘dishonest’ business practices, Michael McDonald granted release

>bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/17/14954782/ufc-michael-mcdonald-granted-release-dishonest-business-practices-mma-news

UFC Bracket - Vote for the best fight of all time

>espn.com/mma/story/_/id/18900076/mma-bracket-vote-best-ufc-fight-all

lol dude just do it like you usually do jesus

why is marijuana even a tested drug, it's not like it fucking makes it easier to fight

what happened to picks?

buddy got banned

? i just copy/pasted in hopes someone will actually use it next thread, sadly we have people like you to deal with
banned, mods want no more fun on here. they think everyone is involved in shitposting

If anything, Marijuana helps fighters recover from the brain damage they take.

Plus, I'd rather have fighters on weed than pills.

How do you guys know he was banned?

you guys told me he got banned

posts were deleted throughout the thread, mods are slowly killing heem

Thanks OP.

Don't listen to the haters

you the guy that likes to jerk adan off?

Can someone post the joe soto bleeding webm from last event?

Jacare

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im not banned

you're not buddy, though

Why the poor quality?

i made it from a shit stream

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>testing for weed
just pop pain pills goy

Remember that time you were a fuckin idiot?
No?
oh here you go in case you forgot I decided to lend a hand and help you remember lmao weed helps them zone in, yo

Thanks!

why do you pretend you dont want to be OP more than anything in the world?

why do you pretend my dick isn't literally inside your mouth right now

no, but thanks for the you.

yeah thats what i figured. heem is dying and youre actively killing it

yeah thats what i figured,

youre suckin my dick lol

You guys are both pretty gay but as long as you think you're cool that's all that matters

thanks for supporting the thread my man

I appreciate you giving props to that guy, man, thanks man

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seems like this will work just fine my man

youtube.com/watch?v=kCmxecGyu9g

Dan Hardy absolutely poopetually BTFO fake fight fans. The O2 is sold out, people are happy to watch the fights, stfu you creeply lookin goofs, get lost! Beat it!

Have you thanked based Jacare today yet /heem/?

lmao I love it

fake fight fans just don't get it my man. they don't get it

>against heckler
Come on man, that dude was being calm af about it. He has a ticket and everything, how on earth can you call him a fake fightfan when he's going to be there watching live and you're going to watch on a potato quality stream?

will bones ever come back to save LHW from le fat dryhumping man?

Jon Jones is a fucking bitch and so are you

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bitch

dc is ourguy. newfaggot

Since when is DC boring?
This is the weirdest meme to pop up lately

Let me tell you that when he says "be careful", it's because he will just pull out of main events! I'm serious! He will leave the rest of the card dangling, he does not care! You are the one that needs to be careful!

J A C A R E
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no it isn't you weirdo

i dont know what that means

same guy forcing the jacare being a roider meme

194ers who only saw his fight against Andy

I just woke up from a nightmare where Masvidal KO'd Maia in the first 50 seconds of the fight and then Maia retired in tears. I've never had an mma dream before so this scares me. What if I'm a prophet or some shit and this is how I find out?

>people watch ufc over boxing
>people watch gay porn over real fighting

iMessage to 74738219
Beat it

Pillow tap sucks. 100% of the bouts are boring dogshit. Ward/Kovalev was worse than womens' mma.

That's some good hand speed
Just a shame you have a really shitty potato quality gif as opposed to a decent WebM. If you can find it on Youtube I'll even make you one

what do you cats think of the movie Cloverfield?

Decent. 10 cloverfield lane is better.

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>Ward/Kovalev was worse than womens' mma.
>being too dumb to understand a tactical striking match that was still a spicy banger
have fun watching men grope each other

This one took me like 10 replays to figure out how he did this. Crazy.

>pacman got KOed by that

LOL

alright, more of these now

it is better

but cloverfield has it's place in my heart, regardless

>mfw kenya is yakub

pacquiao is the biggest meme in boxing ever

JUST BLEED

post fighters and i'll edit the pics

Such a shame that Germany left us

this made me feel sad

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Despite what you may think, Dariush is still my boy

>MW division RUINED by these two knuckleheads

He was having some good success with his combo's early in the fight

> fighting is groping

What a dork you are. Boxing is trash. The sport is shut down once McGregor shatters Mayweather's jaw inside 3 rounds.

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>rt.com/sport/381130-khabib-ferguson-new-date/
>“Our teams will continue the negotiations. A possible date is September.”

FUCK FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEE

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can you make moose like an anime, like this. (if its not too much trouble :])

Not even interested anymore

So looks like Conor won't be defending his belt in 2017 looooooool

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Anyone spotted Conor talking with Kovalev all shady by the ring during Conlan's fight?

youtube.com/watch?v=P5RwnzoHNL0

Maybe he wants some of that Krusher power so he has a puncher's chance in the ring with Floyd.

leave vitor to me

This tbf

coming up

no