I have free school from age 5 until i finish my doctorate

>I have free school from age 5 until i finish my doctorate
>I have free healthcare no matter how complicated or expensive my treatment is
>I have full freedom of speech (not the american cencored version)
>The average un-educated with a job works 37,5 hours a week and make around 340,000kr a year (50k$). Unemployment is less than 5%
>My tap water is not only drinkable, but so good that people all over the world pay lots to get it so they don’t have to drink their own shitty alternative
>Age of consent and alcohol drinking is 18
>These girls are standard/sub-par looking, nothing special. Oh and men in my country fuck 13 of them in average

Oh and btw, my country is socialist

How does it feel knowing you will never be Norwegian?

I hope that's pasta

Norway!!

>tfw full Norwegian born in america
Life is cruel

>9/10 of your "beautiful norwegian women" will get raped by a spic/nigger in the next 4 years

I'll admit, I'm fully jealous. I'd move to Norway in a heartbeat: top 5 in the world in every category that matters including education, lifespan, health, productivity, and even happiness.

The only problem is, I'm kind of a success here in the U.S. and in Norway I'd be sub-par. I'm not subjecting myself to that shit.

I love Norway. The nice part about it is the women are all beautiful. The BEST part of it though, is the men are all ugly as shit so when I go there it's like tripping over pussy. Stay ugly norfags

>never
Not even if I paint myself olive?

Its the greedy Jews using the media to scare the American public into capitalism and consumerism against their best interests

>Age of consent and alcohol drinking is 18
Did they change it? Thought it was 16

>Jews want to take your shekels with Capitalism, goy!
>Jews want to enslave you with communism, goy!
?????
So what do we do? Embrace NatSoc?

Norway is not socialist, neither are the other Scandinavian countries. They're all rich capitalist countries who can afford high welfare and healthcare to its citizen.

this

>enslave you with communism
>implying that the jews would have a superior place and therefore any interest in in a classless society

If we were actually printing money according to the GNP and not paying jews for the privilege on tpo of their sneaky games, and also weren't paying their way in their little apartheid country, we would have the money too.

Uh.. yeah, thats kinda what happened to the USSR, most of the leaders were Jews...

In South Africa Nelson Mandela was backed by a commie jew, and look whats happening now, Boers live in gated communities(the lucky ones) because if they dont they'll be killed. A SA poster talked about how his college only last week had had several robberies, one rape and one rape+murder....

you only think you have great health care until the hospital/gov decides you will cost them too much to save so they decided to let you die anyways

You know jews are two-faced and smell power like animals smell blood. Their only error was taking them at face value.
>Boers
Are also minorities, failed colonists, and therefore trespassers. Send them back to Holland.

>literally projecting the US experience onto other countries because edgy Sup Forumstard who believes whatever he thinks will let him jew other people
Democrat shill spotted

they landed in uninhabited territories though, so not really trespassing... but whats worse is the Boers whose seeking asylum in the west only to be declined... meanwhile we are being flooded with schvartzers

same here in Germany. But in my city are only engineering universities.
Because of that almost only dudes in my city

Age of consent in Norway is 16. That just makes this better. Also, most people move out when they’re 18-19. Because we can all afford it. That’s personal freedom that’s difficult to measure. But whenever I go to other countries I always feel so lucky. I have the oportunity to do almost whatever I want whenever I want.

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In that case, America is not capitalist, they all use socialism to fund roads, schools and war.

If countries are not truly socialist because they use part capitalism, then countries are not truly capitalist because they use part socialism.

Pay for your own damn roads.

>reeeeeeeeee

>In that case, America is not capitalist, they all use socialism to fund roads, schools and war.
Not at all. They borrow money on the open debt market to fund roads, schools and war, and also for rich people's gibsmedats.

you will once run out of oil and gas.
this will make you back a retarded fishing rural shithole.

Yes but you left out the part where youre importing 3rd world niggers faster than your own people breed and in a couple generations will be brown like most of the rest of the world.

and they, not being psychopathic jews like amerifats, will get through it without just killing everyone off.

>projecting this hard

also norway has one of the shittiest weather in the world. 2 days of summer this year, remember :)

>implying that american standards mean shit to non-jews

well its a good thing Norway invests all the oil $$$ then... seeing as we are 5milion ppl here and owning 2-3% of the world,, from tesco in england to big farmaceutical companies etc., leading in nuclear securety tecnology big in space tec etc... lata bitch,

>Oh and btw, my country is socialist
>How does it feel knowing you will never be Norwegian?

Your country does not have socialism, your country has taxes. You're an idiot.

Tell the thread what your country's tax % are.

The idiot is the one who doesn't demand anything in return for their taxes and actually believes Alyssa (((Rosenberg))).
Enjoy your petrodollar while you can.

Tell me why you give the idle rich 50% off their marginal tax rate, first.

You assume I live in a country that has 50% tax?
Where do you assume I am from?

I mean, 50% off what any of us would pay on wage income.

>Government shouldn't regulate my fair wages which was given to me by my employer because of government regulations on fair wages.

Am Norwegian, can confirm. We are also 5 million people, so our population is really small compared to most others. Our political model makes for the highest standard of living globally, but it's because of tons of natural ressources (oil/gas) and a small population.

Norwegian here. This is bullshit.

Healthcare is not free, you still have to pay, just not the full price, I have debt because of injuries. And because it's free they don't do a good job because they get paid anyway and they use as little time on you as possible.

Freedom of speech is a joke here.

It's hard as fuck to get a job and a place to live if you dont have rich parents, you're expected to be rich.

Tap water is all right, it varies from place to place, where i live it tastes like shit.

Age of consent is 16, not 18. And you have to be 21 to drink any alcohol stonger than 21,9% ABV.

The free school includes 90% assistants filling in for the teacher who is always gone, and it's a totally unorganazied chaos.

The girls in the photo is not standard, a standard Norwegian girl is not very pretty, but at least they're not fat.

Norwegian socialism sucks, we're expected to make everyone feel included, even total fucking retards, they even make diving boards accessible to wheelchair users, I'm not joking.

Our gun laws are strict as fuck, only way to fire an automatic rifle is in the military. Even the cops dont carry weapons.

Because our country is so small, there are so few things to do here, the most "exciting" thing to do in a small town is going to a go-cart track, or paintballing.

Also, the nature everyone talks about, 40% of the people have never even seen it in real life because they live in cities.

And if you complain about anything, everyone gets pissed off, it's not allowed to dislike anything about the country because it's "so great" here.

It feels pretty bad knowing I'll always be a Norwegian.

TLDR; Norway sucks and I'd choose America over Norway any day of the year. Reply from Norway.

Going out on a limb here, I bet you also actually care about one another a little bit rather than seeing every person you meet as some sort of competitor.

You need to move your jew ass to the USA where you'll feel more at home.

Skip Norway and head straight to Denmark. You're welcome.

Age of consent in Norway is 16. OP isn't Norwegian.

I'm 21 and have to pay 34%

I would if i didn't have a record.
Hade an incident when i was 17 and drunk.

Then maybe you're a defective, overly precious piece of shit who should shut up and die.

Probably to a higher degree than in the states, but competition is still a big thing. It varies from person to person, as you would expect.

Norwegian identified.