If Kim was thinner we would of taken him more serious

if Kim was thinner we would of taken him more serious

He's not fat, he's big boned

if trump was smarter...

were*

True, hard to take him seriously when he's so chubby

The alpha dictator

On the contrary, he gained weight on purpose to be taken more seriously in north korea. He was thinner before overtaking his father seat.
The idea was to make him resemble his father a bit and make him look older that way.
You could argue that works only in North Korea, not in the west, but look at your pic - someone like him holding such position is even more of a joke

Do they teach your generation how to fucking speak?

>Would of

Are you this retarded where you don't know to write would have or would've

Well if your country was starving, I guess being fat would be a status symbol.

He looks very boyish. Maybe if he grew a beard, he'd look older

I'd let him be a dictator in my bed.

No, not really. Maybe by other Asians, but not anyone else outside of North Korea. He has been and always will be considered the spoiled rotten sociopath child of a sociopath dictator who inherited a nation.

Well, maybe. But Kim in OPs pic looks like a schoolboy.
>Maybe if he grew a beard
If he even can

The point is, he did everything not to get murdered in the first week of his rule and basically anything he does is an extension of that

fuck u faget

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>sociopath dictator
image of a psychopath is what he's aiming for and what keeps him still alive

Skim Jong Um

I am finding it hard to take you seriously OP

>would of
this isn't English, try again

>engrish

He'd still be China's bitch.

"We" would take him more seriously but the North Koreans would take him less seriously. In a country where people are starving, being fat is a sign of wealth.

did you mean slim?

Now there's a dear leader whose missile I'd like to launch if you know what I mean

This shit is always funny because he and his predecessors have been outclassing our leaders consistently.

Who's the got Asian chick

*hot

kek!

yea he a bitch ass motherfucker

>the alpha dictator
>i am gay now

probably.

Especially at golf

for sure

>would of
go back to school nigger