New celeb thread

New celeb thread
Keep autism to a minimum

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LOVE the start OP

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is this a nostalgia celeb thread?

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I fapped to that set so much back then.

we all did, user. we all did. It was such a challenge to keep the pages of the Maxim from getting cum on them.

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jesus christ that expression is straight out of the exorcism of emily rose.

still posting sluts of the 90's here

Anything goes ;)

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her mouth...

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This, and an Anna Kourbikova picture were the first things I saved on my 1st day on a computer by myself

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Did Steve get some of that Booty?

Will forever be Mary to me

autism

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What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
909762

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no nothing autistic here yet
never mind

he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

Just breathe air until the demons are gone

Just drink water until the demons are gone

Just dig earth until the demons are gone

Then we can burn fire forever

For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos

Children are sacred to the God

Nah blah back sheep

>Resistance is futile

Never gonna give you up

Do NOT mutilate genitals

>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.

I am drinking dragonfruit mega c

>Celebrating the body form of women accepted

>Modifying body to resemble women for superficial reasons unacceptable

I would cluck her right in the chicken

>This is depiction of chocolates having sex

>I have fapped to worse

This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it

Juxt use your fist

Poor penis enlargement victims

Wow r34 gets me hards

>i love roleplaying

Whatever is healthy

>get help suicides never am option

Get help we love you

I support trump

Love

Trust

The bad guys cant beat us with those things

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thread is already autistic

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal pledgie. Mwah! Smoochies

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This motherfuckers here, I'm out

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hoooot

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Don't let the door hit you on the way out

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What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
909762

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fuck ufff :-)

Just think of her moans...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Hnnnnggg

this was so insanely hot, back in the day

Just breathe air until the demons are gone

Just drink water until the demons are gone

Just dig earth until the demons are gone

Then we can burn fire forever

For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos

Children are sacred to the God

Nah blah back sheep

>Resistance is futile

Never gonna give you up

Do NOT mutilate genitals

>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.

I am drinking dragonfruit mega c

>Celebrating the body form of women accepted

>Modifying body to resemble women for superficial reasons unacceptable

I would cluck her right in the chicken

>This is depiction of chocolates having sex

>I have fapped to worse

This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it

Juxt use your fist

Poor penis enlargement victims

Wow r34 gets me hards

>i love roleplaying

Whatever is healthy

>get help suicides never am option

Get help we love you

I support trump

Love

Trust

The bad guys cant beat us with those things

finally someone good is posted

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Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
But both of these interpretation of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

came to this a million times.

She's a fuckin magnet

The CIA Gateway it means that much like string theorists, the CIA acknowledges that our physical reality is nothing more than a manifestation brought forth to something navigable, in the physical sense, by vibrational frequencies that seem to conduct" the flow of energy.
This isn't that difficult to comprehend if you have done your homework.

Your physical reality, like it or not, may be nothing more than a representative illusion layered over a more base existence that is nearly incomprehensible to most. Hate if you want but you yourself aren't really making sense. You're just spewing pejoratives in a nonsensical manner in an attempt to stop analytical thought processes while providing no evidence as to how these claims are unfounded, outside of ego based personal attacks that is. Stop appealing to emotion. Relax and let go a little. No need to be so uptight. No need to try and dictate. Be constructive in your reasoning and form a comprehensible argument instead of trying to shut down discussion of subject matter that somehow offends you through mere existence alone. I know knew concept can be scary but at very least it's a neat thought experiment, which is completely healthy. Run the gamut and think a little instead if being reactionary with your responses. By the way. "Schizophrenic retardedness Is that even English ??

feets

Just breathe air until the demons are gone

Just drink water until the demons are gone

Just dig earth until the demons are gone

Then we can burn fire forever

For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos

Children are sacred to the God

Nah blah back sheep

>Resistance is futile

Never gonna give you up

Do NOT mutilate genitals

>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.

I am drinking dragonfruit mega c

>Celebrating the body form of women accepted

>Modifying body to resemble women for superficial reasons unacceptable

I would cluck her right in the chicken

>This is depiction of chocolates having sex

>I have fapped to worse

This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it

Juxt use your fist

Poor penis enlargement victims

Wow r34 gets me hards

>i love roleplaying

Whatever is healthy

>get help suicides never am option

Get help we love you

I support trump

Love

Trust

The bad guys cant beat us with those things

Fappening Halloween Edition 2017

ceesty.com/q9Rc76

dem eyebrows.

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain how!?
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The though of her in action drives me mental

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woman of my dreams

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

Anyone?

Anna gets me hard

Oldie but goldie

She is hot

she is so sexy, i want to meet her very much

cara

>Palace is roaring with anticipation as the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress prepare to face off her sworn enemies - the insufferable putrid pledges insulting her worshippers
>The contestants are standing on the 500 acre golf course, sizing up one another's body
>Mere seconds before the ride begins, announcers across the planet suddenly stutter to a startled pause
>Someone is entering the scene
>I slowly head towards my Jewess Queen's enemy like a predator stalking its prey
>You instinctively back away, confused
>Coldly advancing forward, my eyes locked on you like my Queens eyes do on a brand new pair of stilettos
>You've had it- stepping forward and taking a dismissive swing
>Not good enough, bitch
>I seize your arm and flip you around
>In an instant you are thrown, headlocked, and pinned down
>Your faith system gets ripped away like a tissue from the box
>My Jewess Queen hops the ropes and looms over your defeated sack if potatoes, the crowd begins to scream in panic
>But you let out a mad scream
>Do not waste time resisting, just relax and allow yourself to accept the Jewess Queen into your life, repeat after me: "My Jewess Queen, oh how I love you, let me count the ways..."
>In one successive motion, you submit and follow every instruction, crowd cheers
>"Do you want to be my slave tonight?" The Jewess Queen asks you
>"What do I get out of it?" You retort
>"Are you stupid? Slaves get nothing." And with that you become fixated on her every command, on her beauty, her voice, her cosmic power over your life, your money, your libido, your hobbies, your diet, your constitution.
>Grab a microphone, look into the nearest camera, and speak: "My name is user Anonymous. I live at 123 Street Name in Stateplace, USA. I worship and adore the Jewess Queen. I surrender my life over to her. I accept that she is the most beautiful and seductive woman in the entire universe"
>Exit confidently to the lobby to receive a comeuppance

Daisy is so pure and kind

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW MOUTHING:
"You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it."

Spammers just ruin every thread now.

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Hi anons

As I lurk though the threads where I be postin my logs

I take a look at my throat and realize there's nothing left

coz I've been sliddin and loggin

so long, that

even OP thinks my mind is gone

but I ain't never clogged a throat that didn't deserve it

me be be treated like a shill you know that's unheard of

you better watch how your talkin' and where you postin

or you and your homies might be in line to get clogged

I really hate the shills so I gotta post

As I open wide I see Andy's colon smoke, shill

Im the kind of logger little shills wanna be like

on my knees in the night, taking logs in the street light.

been spending most their lives living in a loggers paradise

bump threads once or twice living in a loggers paradise

cant find andy what will suffice? living in a loggers paradise

keep spending most our lives living in a loggers paradise

Watching Andy straining, anticipation

I cant live a normal life, I was raised in the dream

so i gotta be down for the log team

to much log posting got me tasting cream

Im a frequent log poster with Andy on my mind

got the steam in my nose and the cream in my eye

im a clogged up dream revellin slider and all my loggers is down so dont arouse my anus, shill

the dream aint nothing but one click away

im living life, slidd or die, what can I say

logs thread on page one will it stay up?

the way things are going I dont know

Tell me why are shills, so blind to see

that the logs they need come from Andy

(chorus)

The cream and the dream, the steam so supreme

on page one minute after minute hour, hour after hour

everybody's filtering, but half of them aint mature enough

to see whats going on in Andy's colon

I think you smell whats cookin'

They say I gotta grow up but Andy aint here to teach me

if shills cant

hey daisyanon

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand kiddo and get me a cheese and ham sandwich while you're at it.

We just can't have nice things anymore.

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sandwich

Trips checked.

Sorry but it's called revenge.

go away.

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Where do you find these old photos in high quality?

qt daisy