You're out getting fresh sweet rolls when this chad slaps your traps ass

>you're out getting fresh sweet rolls when this chad slaps your traps ass

What do?

Keep the trap good sir.

Spam the fuck out of fireball and blizzard and hope for the best.

equip dual daedric axes, cast elemental fury, hold left click for about 4 seconds and the chad is dead.

Run halfway across skyrim to give your trap a proper burial.

Cast familiar...

I travel through time back to 2011 when this attempt at humor would be relevant

Become first Khajiit in space alongside trap

Khajiit literally have moon bases.

Looks more like a grotesquely deformed coniferous tree with two trunks - though they look more like outsize pigeon's legs than proper arboreal trunks.

> "... What do? " ;

Kick it in the boles and send for the copse.

I SHOT A ARROW TO HIS KNEE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!11

i watch her going on orbit

Equip dragonbone Battleaxe and use Dragon aspect shout, loot that cunt and go home to whiterun and bang aela because traps are gay

I'd slap his ass too.

Use the daedric axes i made to have over 500 damage and then take his cheese

And how the fuck did they manage that?

Did a bunch of them get LITERALLY high on moonsugar or some shit?

They literally climbed on top of each other to reach a moon. Not even kidding, actual lore.


I've not played it, but I believe tesO actually has you visit the moon in one of the storyline

Love getting that mammoth dick cheese they always have at their camps

>Unrelenting Force
>Fireball
>Fireball
>Healing Hands
>Fireball
>Equilibrium/Fast Healing
>Fireball
>Fireball

And so on.

tgm

>playing a faggot mage in elder scrolls instead of Chad warrior

Arch that hoe from a mile away. But that's just for the fun of it, he can take my trap. Don't know why I had one in the first place.

>her

lol

You're full of shit, I looked it up, there's nothing about that

Like half my characters in TES are Chadette warriors. Gotta play a mage every once in a while.

Just killed two giants in a row. Serena basically took care of them. My arrows took like half their life with each hit.