Whats the most terrible thing you've done ?

whats the most terrible thing you've done ?

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In 2008 I typed Sup Forums into my search engine.

I fuck dogs

>be driving for 2 days
>eating nothing but burgers and pizza
>eat McDonkey one night after not finding any other place
>drive for another 2 hours, stomach starts rumbling
>god dammit
>after 20 minutes it's real bad
>see another McDonkey
>ok this will do
>slide into the parking lot like some drift king
>run inside and find the bathrooms
>run into one of the stalls
>it says out of order, no water in the toilet
>fuck it, no time
>pull pants down and explode liquid shit the second I sit down
>It's like the universe is trying to escape my anus
>10 minutes later I'm well enough to wipe and leave
>look at what I have done
>inside of toilet is covered in shit, top to bottom
>holy fuck, can't even flush
>quickly leave, see cleaner walking towards toilet when I'm exiting
>poor girl
>but it's not over
>20 minutes of driving later it's happening again
>no toilets available now
>stop car in ditch and run through a bush
>squat on lawn, semi-hidden from view
>again I spray paint the world with liquid shit
>faster this time, 2 minutes maybe
>wipe with leaf and leave
>as I drive away I see it's the lawn of a church
>oops

I fucked my sister and my bros, I've never told anyone that and I doubt they remember or maybe we just choose to never speak of it, it was never intended to get off at it just to see what it was like. I'm taking this secret to my grave.

not a secret if someone else knows it..?

Most terrible? There's been heaps :(

wasted trips

it is a secret if no one knows the person who said it

got my dick sucked by a crossdresser

what age?

1. Pushed the car of an ex-friend down into a river once.
2. Took a shit in the back of a bus.
3. Stole 4400 dollars in cash from one of my old jobs, got someone else fired.
4. Punched a child around 8 years old straight in the head.
5. Jacked off inches away from my friends sleeping sister who was 12 at the time, wiped my cum on her bed (I was 17 in my defense)

Got a 10/11yo girl to suck my dick in a changing room by a hotel pool on spring break in Mexico.

>Took a shit in the back of a Bus?
I guess im not so unique after all.

Kek. Had 15 minutes left and I really needed to go.
Luckily the bus was empty.

Fucked the shit out of my best friends 15 year old sister when I was 23. Took her virginity.

In my defence, she was a 10/10 and did not look 15 and I was drunk. She invited me into her room to watch TV after he passed out drunk and I said sure whatever I'm not tired.

Proceeded to go to the bathroom and changed into lingerie non-chalant. Kept bending over and dat ass I had to grab.

:( take it to my grave

How did that questionmark get there?

>15 year old
Meh that's legal here, my first gf was 15 (I was 24).

Magic.

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Fucking kek, its like im telling myself what i did back then.
I'm still amazed the driver didnt notice it.

Yeah but it was my best friends sister. Dude helped me out so much and I just banged his sister while he was passed out.

Also... 15. Like, that's jailbait. Luckily nothing came of it and she kept the secret and tried to initiate more with me.

Took a shit in the sink

Hahaha we bros now.
I also wondered the same, I was sitting at the far back, hunched down and did my business then swapped seats to the middle of the bus. I think the driver was tired (it was in the middle of the night) so that worked in my favor.

I was 9 or 10 and flaccid as hell.

well its a risk i can take, not like you guys can be bothered to find me.

I didn't pay attention in school once
i ruined my entire graduation by not knowing mytochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

-Pissed in friends grandmothers milk, made her tea, rubbed balls in butter, made her toast
-Smeared shit on friends dads House for sale sign
-played around with multiple kids my age (male, I'm male too) sucked dicks, licked, all weird shit, got caught by friends mum once ( was like 8 or 9)

>1. Pushed the car of an ex-friend down into a river once.
How? No parking brake?

i've just put a Sup Forums logo on the back of my car wondering if someone ever gonna drive by me and scream "YOU FAGGOT!".

Old Saab with a broken passenger side door.
Not that difficult to crawl in, undo the parking brake and then just push it 20 meters. Got some good speed even, those old cars were pretty light.

>Spring break in Mexico junior year of college
>Friends stay in bed until noon but I don’t get hangovers
>Go to the hotel pool every morning to swim laps
>Kids play pool basketball, ask me to join, parents think it’s cute
>This one girl keeps swimming close to me, finding excuses to get close to me
>After three days, she tells me her family is leaving
>Tell her to meet me in the handicapped changing room/bathroom by the pool
>She shows up, doesn’t know what to say
>I tell her she’s really pretty
>She smiles
>Kiss her unexpectedly
>She doesn’t stop me
>Take it from there, putting my hands under her one-piece, getting a finger inside her
>My dick’s pressing right through my bathing suit
>Untie it and take out my dick
>Guide her hand to it while I keep kissing her
>Ask her if she’ll kiss it
>She does
>Ask her to start stroking it
>She tries but doesn’t know what she’s doing
>Start jerking it while she actually sucks on the tip
>Bust in her mouth without telling her I’m gonna
>She sputters and coughs
>Tell her she’s beautiful
Never saw her again

I live in the middle of nowhere so its not uncommen to be alone in a bus.
I came home from work when this emergency took place.
It was something around 3pm.
I never shat at that place as it was fucking disgusting (large factory with old ass toilets) i always held it till i was home.
Naturally this would lead to some trouble sooner or later.
I Was almost cryin while shitting lol
Half shame, half laughter.

when I was in 12th grade
my english teacher asked us to tell the class something about us
I put my hand up and said I'm an anarchist (at the time I was a pisshead, wannabe punk twat)
Never forgetti the cringetti

went to adult theater to look for crossdressers to suck my cock found a couple of them here and there ,i like it

I use to work at subway. Would jerk off and cum in the little side cups. Then I would put it in people's food. Or my coworkers drinks. Also the cookies. Made my 8/10 boss devour a nice undercooked cumy cookie.

Most terrible?
Oh boy..

>be 2006
>new years party with hundreds of people
>several girls from from my class
>everyone drinking like crazy
>after the big countdown and celebration everyone was pretty much blacked out drunk
>hot blond from my class, real bitch but damn she had ass and titties
>she's passed out up stairs, literally on the staircase to the third floor (old industrial building)
>drunk me notices her
>no one up on this floor, the party was downstairs
>the music is still going, bass is pumping
>shake her a little bit, she doesn't respond besides a little moan
>oh boy, pull her skirt up and panties down
>can barely get hard at first, too damn drunk
>but eventually it goes up
>fuck her for a couple minutes, she's actually banging her head on the stairs
>nut deep and pull out
>roll over and pretty much fall asleep
>wake up when she does
>chaos happens
>but never was the word rape used
>she simply believed we both got wasted and had sex
>still chaos though, as said she was always a bitch

And that boys is the story of how I raped a drunk chick.

Fucked a skinny tranny hooker in Paris once while on vacation with my girlfriend at the time.
In some park, trying to find weed. Fucked "her" against a tree, no condom then paid and left.
10/10 would do again.