Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
How do you react?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Salute the President

So walk into Trump? Dumb fag

Just assume that he's one of my life size card board cutouts of him... so probably nothing.

shit posting at its finest

*Cries in American*

newfag

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What? It's supposed to be Hillary.
RUSSIANZ HACKED THIS BEDROOM!!11!111!1!!!

>How do you react?

Shake his hand, offer him some coffee, congratulate him on his first few months in office, ask how his family is getting along, see if he'd like a bite to eat.

So when are you making my anime girls real

Fucking newfag

Pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Murica

I'd shake his hand and ask him to teach me how to succeed in life.

Even newer fags

Newest fag..

I shoot him because he's a stranger in my house and this is America so i can

ask him if its time to build wall

>Why are you in my bedroom

ask him where my fucking wall is, i voted for that fuck based on that alone.

Pre-ordered newest fag

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Ask him if he actually has a long term plan for his presidency rather than do gimmicky stuff and respond to crises haphazardly and half-assed.

I'd sigh, pour myself a martini, sit on my rotating chair and start stroking my cat saying : "What can I do for you today, 'Mister President'?

*pours scotch into glass*
"So, you received my message"?

Do a 360 and get out newfag

lost

> walk up behind him
> whisper softly in to his ear
> 'Ready for some Papa Putin time, little Don-Don?'
> .. gently bend him over the ottoman
>
> no time for tweets now little Don-Don, just enjoy my dictatorship

>Taking the b8
Fucking newfag

Get on my knees and service God-Emperor

I pee on him. I hear he likes it

Grab em by the pussy and whisper “covefe” in his ear

Bow before my His Grace

I told you Donald, if you do this again I will build that wall

Is he erect? pls respond

Pray he doesn't tell my his penis is super dry and he needs something to fix that.

>Take him to my bed
>Let him down, allow him to sleep
>I sleep on the couch
>Wake up tomorrow morning
>Deal with his freakout after he wakes up
>I tell him that he can leave, but first he has to eat this bowl of eggs

Selling used president, almost new, only a year of service

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Shoot him in the stomach and chain him up to die slowly. Fucking cuck.

ejaculate all over him

I’d ask him if he’s lost and then call the SS to come collect their missing President

Lock him in the closet until he promises to resign

He's already in the closet though. Lock him in the oven instead.

beat him to death. no niggers in my house.

Not a fan of him but he's got enough of a personality to have some yucks with and go out to nail some broads.

golden shower.... hes into that sorta thing

>I'd shake his hand and ask him to teach me how to succeed in life.

Trump: lie.

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i actually do sort of want to kill him. not torture him, cause he's not truly aware of how horrible he is, due to malignant narcissism. if i couldnt lock him up in a psych ward, or have him tried for treason, i might like the chance to kill him. dont relish the jail time, but man, people would love me. lots of pussy

>people would love me
Not in prison. Pretty sure white people in prison love Trump. You'd probably be sent to supermax anyway though if you killed the president. But for whatever it's worth, I'd love you. :^)
>lots of pussy
This word has a slightly different meaning in prison.

>be me
>walk into house
>trump in house
>call police
>mfw guy in trump mask is actually landlord, looking to start a pyramid scheme in house

zoinks.jpeg

Kneel for the national anthem

Made me smile

I'd tell that faggot to check my dubs.

Shake the good man's hand

Gay

>I actually sort of do want to kill him

v&

Look for the goddamn reality tv camera crew, of course.

Then change my locks.

Whip it out and chase him around, impregnate his butthole and then take a massive juicy dump down his throat.

I'll let him have a seat.

>kneel
>"what do you require senpai"

Ask him for a position.

Say hello

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING
considering I live in a state where I'm allowed to shoot trespassers, and I didn't invite them in, I'll shoot first and ask questions later. As is my given right.

Piss all over him like a Russian hooker

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Chris Hansen detected.

you picked the wrong side lance

Shopped

Bend him over and fuck him right in the pussy

Let him grab my pussy.

found someone collecting (You)s; I'm a bit of a (You) collector myself.
I regret that I have but one (You) to give.

laugh

Can I get a small lone of a million dollars?

>lone

Shake his tiny hand and tell him, "you're dismissed".

Grab the lube and prepare my ass for round 2.

>My president deserves all the ass he needs
>Libtards btfo

All fours, cheeks spread

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kung fu style elbow and fist to the face, throw him off my balcony and then wash my hands.

Ask for a small sum of money.

Shoot the bastard, and I could get away with it because he's invading my home.

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>Grab muh shotgun
>Blow his head off

There. World fixed.

>he starts to open his mouth to say something stupid
>immediate left jab to his ugly face which stuns him
>right hook knocks him off balance
>lift him above me, all 300 lbs of his doughy bulk
>BBBBBAAAACK BBBBREAKER
>three minutes later he is dead from suffocation since his nervous system can no longer direct his respiration
>NOTHING PERSONAL KID

>I hate successful alphas

Kill yourself pussy

Stand my ground.

My nigger.

Thinking about this. I wonder what would happen legally. If you shot the president,as he broke into your home. Do you go to jail for attempted murder of the potus? Or live easy for self defense. Quite the conundrum

>bedroom
Wrong room.

LETS HAVE SOME KFC MUTHAFUCKA

Serves tacos

There are plenty of successful court rulings where the person breaking into a house and getting shot won the case.

You'd have to take it up the food chain to the SCOTUS.

>m..mister president!
>i..i..i have been waiting a long time for this Donald Senpai
>ugu

OP?
Is this thread LEGAL?

In today's United Snakes, nothing is legal.

Cancerous as shit. I'm breaking a law that by default should make me lose anything. This country is retarded.

Shake the hand my president