Ask a straight male who's in a relationship with a girl who won't fuck him, anything

Ask a straight male who's in a relationship with a girl who won't fuck him, anything.

Ditch her you retard

I wouldn't be able to get a hotter girl than her.

Why won't she fuck?

Terrified of pregnancy.

Birth control? Condom? If she won't accept either you need to ditch. Life won't be as fun when you realise she's a meaningless trophy.

I care more about people's opinions of me than I do about getting laid.

Well have fun with her then. Don't kill yourself when she breaks up.

You're definitely a fucking idiot

No one gives a shit you have a 5/10 gf buddy

Who cares if she's hot? she's not fucking you, she's no better than any of the other girls in your wank folder.

Are you really a man or are you a cuck?

She still gives me head.

She's an 8/10.

I'll just sleep around a lot when she does.

Are you going to marry her and have kids?

She's not interested in either of those.

I'm dating her until I find someone hotter who is willing to have sex.

Does she at least give good blowjobs?

>She's an 8/10.
post pics then

>she's not interested in either of those
Then why the hell are you dating her? There is absolutely no point to this relationship.

Good to be 16

Yes, actually.

Bragging rights.

No sex, no marriage, no kids?
Are you dating your body pillow?

post pics faggot

>bragging about being in a relationship isn't going anywhere

Are you a cuckold?
That is so hot OP

She's cheating on you nigga, get out

OP confirmed dumbest nigger on the planet.
>no sex but I get bjs and I need her for bragging rights
How pathetic are you? Don't answer. It's a rhetorical question... you'll probably need to look that word up.

yeah you're actually retarded
>I bought a 1,000,000 sports car, it's so cool guys!
>how fast does it go?
>I can't drive it, it has no engine
>........

Is that her? that pussy would be worth waiting a while for lol...
I'm guessing it's not her... dude I got cucked by my first real crush in hs... she didnt let me fuck forevvver until finally it went down... every chick is dfferent sometimes the best ones are the hardest to crack... but if she's just fucking with ya then quit it man, dont blueball yourself

will she suck your dick or let you fuck her in the ass then?

I sometimes cum on her face when she sleeps. Cmon guys its still better than your non existent sexlife

She gives blowjobs and... not sure about anal, I haven't asked since it grosses me out.

I'd rather be a hot shit with an 8/10 to the outside world than be getting laid regularly with some 5/10 like most guys.

You're not me but I'd probably do this.

It's never worth waiting for you cuck. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Actually no it isn't, I had a gf similar, terrified of being pregnant, no bjs though, however I stayed not for bragging rights but because I thought she might be the one and was willing to wait till marriage for sex, then 14 months in i find out she doesn't ever want to get married or have kids, two deal breakers so i ended it. Now i'm with a girl who adores me and i can fuck her whenever i want, it's awesome. Dunno if she's the one but who knows. Go find a new girl, you'll understand.

>who's in a relationship with a girl who won't fuck him, anything

Pro tip, if you're over 15, then you're not in a relationship, and she's fucking someone else

The point is we all know you're not hot shit when we see you in the outside world. You have this delusional perception you need to break free from.

>samefag
It's me again, my girtl isn't 5, she's easily an 8. Cute as a button, 5'2", great ass. You're not on my level.

I disagree... good girls are sometimes hard to crack... fucked this church girl, was only her 2nd... took me quite a few dates but was totally worth it... so much more satisfying than fucking a whore

If you see an average looking guy walking down the street holding hands with some supermodel, your first thought is
>dayum, he must have some skills

Pound her anus until she is left weeping and her ravaged orfice, unable to close from the brutal and repeated intrusions, excretes a forthy mixture of feces and semen.

Look OP! Either you lose to her, what you actually do. Or she loses to you and you control her. So just risk more and psychologically trap her so that she must offer you sex. Be a more bad guy, girls secretly love that

No. We don't think that. But if it keeps you from having a mental break then or continue to believe so.

He said she is hot. Which means she is too busy fucking everyone else.

OP is grossed out by anal... dude doesnt want sex he just wants to hang out with a chick... BUT she sucks dick so that's something... i doubt she's sucking dick on a daily basis or letting you cum in her mouth??

First OP I think you're a troll. Second, you're not the only one that's ever been in a relationship with a hot girl whom any guy with a dick would fuck. The fact that you're saying she's an 8 over and over and not saying she's a 10 makes me think you are a loser fag dating the hottest girl that's ever talked to you and she's prolly a 4.5 to most dudes who aren't weebos

im 27 so personally there is no way i could be in a relationship that involved no sex... only posssssssible way would be if she was a virgin and I truly thought I was going to marry her... id wait then

Are you implying men don't get jealous/admire guys who date girls out of their league?

That guy isn't me, but no girl is a 10.

Yeah she swallows but we only hook up once every few months because she's been having some psychological issues this year and her sexual mood has been down quite a bit.

Yes she is a virgin.

I fucked this church girl on our 3rd date. She had only been with a couple others too. Afterward she told me she had planned to wait longer but was happy she didn't. Fucked like rabbits for 6 months.

No I'm not OP, I was replying to op, he said i just have some 5/10 and that's why i get sex, i was saying she is easily 8/10

Also post a pic or you're lying and you know it.

No I'm not OP, I was replying to op, he said i just have some 5/10 and that's why i get sex, i was saying she is easily 8/10.

you are not getting her now...stupid

The only men who get jealous are shit tier plebs who aren't worth the jealousy. But if that's the demographic you're going for have at it.

what kind of sicko cums on his girlfriends face while she sleeps? that doesnt happen. this is shitty bait

What are you waiting for faggot post pics? Or are you not going to respond because this thread is bait?

do you think im OP... im not OP...

this board needs ID's

Yet you're a bigger faggot

Once upon a time the board did have IDs..

yeah really lmfao, i do think op should post pics if he's bragging this much, but im not posting mine, dont'r eally care if Sup Forumsros believe me or not

why because i have a hot gf who ACTUALLY wants to fuck me, unlike op? Awh you're jealousy is showing

lol op is a fag and a troll
>I have a hot gf to show off
>no I won't post any pics of her
fuckin damn guys he doesn't even have a gf

>i have a hot gf
prove it post pics

You haven’t “got” anything

doesn't add up, if he wanted tot roll he probably wouldnt start an AMA, he'd use a different kind of topic

see

So you just proved that you're a huge faggot congrats

I didn't say he was a good troll

lmao, no i just proved that you're more willing is disbelieve someone to make yourself feel better, thats all
true enough

>I'd rather be a hot shit with an 8/10 to the outside world than be getting laid regularly with some 5/10 like most guys.
you sound like a fucking incel

Dude. Dump that bitch.

Anal grosses you out? You’re a confirmed virgin.

Anal virgin yes.

once every few months?!?!
If you have a gf you should never have to masturbate

What would be funny is if you finally got her paranoid ass to give you sex you just blow your load inside her lmfao

I remember those days...the days before mook came and ruined things

Did you vote for Trump? Do you fall for a lot of scams? Are you interested in buying a bridge?

My first honest thought is "not bad I wonder how much she charges per hour maybe I should ask the gremlin shes with" Women serve few purposes and you basically threw them all out so other guts can look at you...wait...you like dick dobt you faggot that is why you crave male attention and opinions. Case closed everyone move along move along.

It used to be a lot more frequent but these past 6 months her sex drive has been really low.

Women also respect you more if they see you're with a high value female.

No no no women dont respect people they respect things. You can have an average looking girl that will make all women jealous and ready to jump on your dick. The key is showering her with things because women are driven by greed. Remove the pussy from the pedestal.

other user here

im all about vaginal

if i wanted to fuck an ass, id fuck a man

Most importantly, who wants to get their dick and bed clothes coverd in feces, smell like literal shit, then have to clean it all up?

either way, I tried it a couple times and grills said it was painful, so.... whats the point

Try it its the shit.

Reverse google image searched this shit, op is a beta with no gf

>tfw no gf to cuck me
>mfw i have no face

Good luck dude, maybe someday she’ll put out. Always move to the hotter girl.

see

had tried for 3 fughin years.. no hands no blows.. dump her and bam! got laid with another girl after 1 month date..

I guess it really doesnt matter if he stays with her or not. Its better he doesnt have sex so his genes cant contaminant the world. Lets all share a laugh that he is likely spending a good amount of money on "gf" with zero sex. He could spend same money on a top class escort who will likely be hotter with the benefit of sex.

OP are you sexually attracted to her? Do you think she is to you?

snip/snip
20min
no jimmy/ no pillz
bust all the time

Put it in her pooper

Jim?