I havent had a gud laughter in a week so tell me your best joke cmon bitch!

I havent had a gud laughter in a week so tell me your best joke cmon bitch!

How long does it take for a baby to explode in a microwave?

I don't know, I usually close my eyes when I masturbate.

How many jews fit into a kuebelwagen?

Tree fiddy

If a quiz is quizzical...
What is a test?

Your mom

Did you know pigeons die after they mate? At least the one I fucked did.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws?

Because it says "RUN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!"

Sweet god these are bad

Your life

Two mexican and a gringo sitting in a bar.
Gringo starts to order beer.
The mexicans talking about digging a tunnel to the US.
3 hours later the gringo sucks dicks

there is this nigger who never saw his ass
one day he fell from the stairs
on his ass ofcourse
it hurted so much but he was so poor
went and got a mirror and inpected it
sighted in relief and said
>thank go it's not broken ,it just cracked

Did you know that peacocks don't actually exist? They're just gay turkeys

Ur life

I-Is your fridge running?

w-well you better go catch it.

H-ha-huh

Your mom loves you

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines.

youre all autistic
and not in the good way

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

so colse

2 mexican in a bar talking to a gringo.
The gringo orders a coke.
The mexicans abduct the gringo.
Then demand from gringo to name his dealer.
Gringo says "Coca Cola"
Mexicans throw themselves in a barrel with caustic soda

A frenchman walks into a bar
He says one shot
he was given a shot
he then shoots up the bar

Three men are walking along the beach, a mexican, an african american and a white dude. They find a bottle and when they rub it, out pops a genie. The genie grants them all one wish. The mexican says, "I wish that all my mexican brethren and me could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.'
Poof! The mexican disappears. The genie turns to the african american. "And what is your wish?"
"I wish that all my african brothers and I can all go back to our motherland and be happy and free."
Poof! The black guys disappears. The genie turns to the white guy. "And what is your wish?"
The white guy looks thoughful. "Are you telling me that all the spicks and blacks are gone from america?"
The genie nods. "Oh, in that case then, I'll have a coke."