Civil War breaks out between the red area and the blue area - pick a side then tell us how/why your side will win

Civil War breaks out between the red area and the blue area - pick a side then tell us how/why your side will win.

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>Alaska
>Will win because we will just secede from the USA

Blue because there are millions more of us than there are of you

Blue. The majority of the population is there. Also controls the ports. Will have allies with Mexico and Canada. Plus the eu cause they are all "liberal commie snowflakes"

Red because they control all the food. Blue is richer currently but whatever they have would plummet in value as soon as the war broke.

Red because my state is red.

We also have the guns, the farms, the oil, and the coal. Blue cities are going to turn into starvation camps without those supplies. No lights, no food.

red, we have all the guns, work ethic, food, and actual skills (most of us red areas are blue collar workers) plus we have the blue pinned on the coasts lines and surrounded with no where to go and the shear area we control blue is dead they'd just piss and moan while we use guns

You must be forgetting California is the number one agricultural producer

even the largest modern farms are staffed by < 50 people with machines that are produced in factories in blue areas. All you'd need to do is kill a couple of hicks and start the machines back up to keep making food.

Plus the US imports half of its food anyway

Good luck turning a bunch of latte slurping, drug addicted hipsters into an army.

Sure, because it's irrigated with water from red states. If war breaks out, we will just shut the sluice gates and let you all die.

WI is #2 and my home state (still live here) and plus we won't miss california fuck'em and plus it's california it'd be easy state to capitulate due to extreme liberalism so it'd be guns vs melee

that's why california would capitulate quickly

You forget that it is the red area of California that produces the food while the blue area produces riots and looting.

red because they have all the guns.

you think the pussies that live in new york who are literally scared by the thought of a firearm are going to win a war?

Know more well seasoned combat vets in blue areas then red.
All you need is some strong leadership and the numbers. Plus the majority of the world is "blue"

Red. Hard working Americans with values and fierce loyalty to our nation. The Blues are soft, would run. They are dreamers and schemers who are cowards. A civil war wouldn’t last a week.

Blue. I need high speed internet, technology, entertainment and high quality food.

Everyone loses. Blue areas have slightly more population, but fewer privately owned guns, and control a large majority of the country's industrial capacity. Red areas have vastly more land area, slightly lower population, but more guns, and control most of the agricultural capacity of the US.

Neither cities nor rural areas are set up to function independently these days. Cities starve without rural food production. Rural areas can't produce the food without industry from the cities.

factories... blue areas

Choose one nigger.

Red wins
Red lays seige to blue cities and controls all sources of food

Californians/West Coast fags actually believe this shit

actually the blue states have solar power so they will probably be fine, also blue state grow a lot of food and support neighborhood gardens and farmers.

the red can do without the factories all they do is package and distribute we would just sell it locally and not nationwide plus we have guns so we'd take over the coast lines

China wins, dumbasses

Red. We have guns and know how to use them.

Neither because your hypothetical fracturing of America makes no sense.
>OPisalwaysafaggot

>blue states make their own power
>I work at a power plant and see the production and usage charts
>literally my sides

Yes, guns are very advanced and tricky to handle.

contrary to what the idiot government says, you can't just build them from a trip to home depot.

Leadership and numbers is shit when you're all starving to death. Also the rest of the world is irrelevant. This is a civil war and do you really think any country would fuck with either side of the US in that event?

>do you really think any country would
Not that guy but yeah absolutely.

Red side, side with all the guns and self sustainability (farming, livestock, hunting) will win. Not to mention terrain advantages.

Yep, most have plans to.

>the red can do without the factories all they do is package and distribute

I'm not talking about the factories that package and distribute the food. I'm talking about the ones that build the parts to fix vehicles and farm equipment when they break down. The chemical plants that produce fertilizer and herbicide. The power plants that provide you electricity. The oil distribution hubs that make sure your gas stations have gas to sell you.
Stuff like that. I grew up in farm country, and most modern farmers wouldn't have a goddamn clue how to grow food in any kind of volume without industrial agriculture.

And although rural areas have more guns per capita than urban areas, keep in mind that urban areas tend to have more and larger military bases, which helps even the score quite a bit on that side of things.

You're not army material either. You just buy a gun and pretend to be

>I know more
Nice anecdote, I enjoyed it.

> hicks vs normal people
lol

This war has already been fought. The blue with the cities, factories and population in the North versus the red with the farms, guns and gun skills in the South. We know who won that one.

Blue has money and ports. They can import whatever they need, dumbass.

I am non-combatant.

The real Civil War already answered your question. Urban industrialized beats rural agricultural.

I'm okay with China coming in and taking over, so long as they bring their women with them.

I really wish a war would happen. I'd be on the first flight back to the states to massacre the civilians of which ever side is losing.

Red or Blue, I can fit in ideologically with either.

>Awareness of political climate operating at a whopping 0%

>Plus the US imports half of its food anyway

Right, but with what money are you going to import once the inflation hits and the dollar plummets? It would basically depend if other countries would be willing to extend you expensive loans (don't count on charity).

>You just point and pull the trigger ri-
Doesn't do any good if you're not used to being under live fire pressure and you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Yep, they'll import to the states in there's a war, many already have plans dude.

>Literally things that many country sides have been providing for longer than you've been alive.
>Not knowing where the oil reserves are in America
>Assuming military will side with blue and even if they did, they would fight against the red.

I'm on the blue team so I simply need to meme the red team into going into the interior with other "like minded" people. Then once they have little to no access to export goods (landlocked), I set up trade deals to secure the food mentions in exchange for selling out the interior.

>Look at me! I have no point!

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watch this you niggers

>Attempting to compare the civil war between north and south with a civil war between blue and red areas
False equivalence and retarded.

SPOT ON,

Unfortunately red would still lose due to foreign intervention.

>Thinking turncoats and traitors will survive.

you mean like every country in every war ever

The rest of the world

>Thinking you can hold ports or anything with hipster faggots

clearly all of the high tech military kit are produced in blue areas and california is getting good at making drones and robots. my money is on the blue.

>implying you'll survive longer w/ military exp.
>will be sitting in a nest waiting for those fuccbois with 300 ultra mag

My point is that mentally handicapped inbred fucks have no chance against the superior intellect of the normal people living in the blue areas. One person from the blue area could easily cause a dispute among the rednecks that would escalate into a full-blown internal war and the rednecks would just destroy themselves.

You're assuming no foreign intervention would side with the Red.
Massive opportunity to step in and seize power.

>side
lol what a bunch of freedom hating statist cucks

10/10
My sides are in space.

No one would country would give them recognition either

Red
Not even about the army experience or numbers or trained gun owners or the "hurrah!" effect
All land locked blue areas will surrender after a week or 2 in a cramped area with no incoming supplies so blue is quickly outnumbered before a shot has to be fired
Even if some people still want to fight, most people don't care and are spoiled
Coastal areas are divided and can't really coordinate despite modern communications
What are they gonna do, wait a week for California to mobalize a flank across all that red on Alabama?
Blue can say they can cutoff port supplies from red, but corpus Christi still exists and every rural area from Montana to Georgia has enough hunters to keep it going
Red winrars by playing the long game

Well, it depends on the side they feel is best for Murica. They'll intervene on the opposite side.

>Majority of military consists of conservative southern white males
>Conservatives own the majority of legally owned firearms
>Majority of food is grown in conservative areas

It' not really a hard choice.

Yeah, how did that work out last time?

Idiot.

I mean, does a side have to win?
Can't we all just get along? Or are the reds that angry all the time cause they're too stupid to figure out how to work smarter and not harder?

>My superior intellect with stop a bullet from going through my brain
>Baseless and uneducated speculation, underestimating the tribalism of rednecks

Considering one side has 8 trillion rounds of ammo and knows how sights work and the other doesn't know which bathroom to use...

The red is backed by the military and full of vets and regular joe hunters. Get rekt

blue
>more people
>more money
It's actually unfair for red

I think this is why 'progressives' are increasingly trying to recruit rural areas

Yeah, of fruits and nuts
Watch out boys, the almond brigade is coming

We both know how the world views the red, they think they're incompetent. Also adding an underestimating factor.
You know, a big factor I've not considered, but the Red would have the current commander in chief on their side.

>hardly any guns
>state currency is worthless in a civil war

>more people surrounded

>I mean, does a side have to win? Can't we all just get along?

NO
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PICK A SIDE OR GTFO.

I bet the blues would give the reds some che Guevara hell in the cascades

there wouldn't have to be sides if people weren't trying to subjugate str8 white men.

Lol. Did you miss the last half of that reply?

>Can't we all get along
>Immediately insults half the country

No, you mean that Russia wins.

And they win the Cold War, by playing the long game.

It was unimportant so I ignored it.

Did you read the last half of the reply. I was talking about how stupid reds are. Which you're showing because you only read the first sentence about getting along. Great job pal

>the Trump card
that's just unfair, he has nukes

>Implying that the country would conveniently break up along voting district lines that are already gerrymandered all to hell
1/10 made me reply

Why don't you fucking faggots fight already and lets see who wins??

Only time will tell. Socialism is a fucking disaster and the Chinese know this, they'll probably back the left.

>tfw American currency is hanging by a thread already
Good luck with that

Yet their country will still suck.

China on the other hand will be prosperous.

Meanwhile - the rest of the world looks at the fact that these kinds of discussions are going on and chuckles to themselves at the shit show theatre that is The US of Etc

>be this stupid
>see a sentence about getting along
>attack poster because ????
>couldn't even finish reading to reply because you got butthurt at the "get along" comment

so much this.

>Or are all blues angry all the time cause they're too stupid to put up someone better than Bush or Trump
You can call them idiots all you want but you've lost to them 3 out of the last 5 times.
Kinda says a lot

Also dude, fuck off with the stereotypes. I've seen way more inginuity out of those 'stupid blue collars' than I have out of those lazy blue voters who only show up for a paycheck

Is this thread Trump making America Great again?
Because it looks a lot like Civil War.

What is your problem?

I was specifically pointing out how your first sentence conflicts with the other one, you massive hypocritical faggot.

All is fair in love and war they say