Be me 26

>be me 26
>get a vasectomy
>boners fucking kill me at the moment

I boner I lose thread

why do your balls look like an anus?

Are you Autistic or illiterate?

Botched?

>that reading comprehension
Enjoy a life of no bloodsucking kids, OP. At least you have a fool proof method to know if a bitch is cheating on you. Got it done myself, I never tell the girl. Although I'd be pissed, there'll be a strange sense of satisfaction if they tell me they're pregnant and I pull out the paperwork of the procedure.

Ouch OP did that hurt?

why would you do that?
>sole purpose of being alive = reproduce

Kill you as in it hurts or it feels real good?

Interesting. Usually they go through the back of the ballsack.

because i have two kids already and I'm not trying to have anymore

stupid bastard

the hurt cause of the muscle between the shaft and balls

Maybe he already has kids, and doesn't want more.

Maybe the purpose of life is what you make it, and not being held to some self defeating circular reasoning. What's the point of bringing more life in the world if you aren't going to live and enjoy that life, but only live to make more? Droll.

Every doctor has their own method, usually theres supposed to be two incisions on each side.

I guess that makes sense.

Hey OP how did your sex change go?

What's the point of a boner without balls? You should kill yourself OP.

After mine, the stitches generally dissolved, but the last little knot took quite some time to do so. It formed a slightly-infected little bump, like a zit, right at the incision. I squeezed it, and a bunch of thick white pus and a little worn bit of thread popped out. The incision was completely healed by the next day.

You don't lose your balls dumbass.

Why? You do know that a vasectomy doesn't stop you from blowing loads, right?

Seminal fluid is not a "load", it's a blank.

You basically lose your ball, faggot.

This thread was intended to be a you boner you lose thread for me cause if I get one it hurts. And I didn’t remove my balls snipped my vas diff and Cauterize them

whats the retarded reason on getting a vasectomy you moron?

How soon did you jack off in your cup I’m thinking about going on a porn marathon once I’m healed to get the remaining sperm out.

It's still an orgasm and you still shoot snot from your prick. I'm not playing semantics with you, faggot.

they say vaseoctomies don't fuck with your boners, what is going on with you?

I have two healthy kids and don’t want anymore.

Not procreating anymore, you parasite.

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I have no clue then cause that general region is sore AF

sorry i dont get forced to stick semen into a womens vagina like you

You basically had your balls removed.

I'll bet.

Yes, yes you are, right now. Idiot.

Separated but yes

If you are a simple retard animal. People I like to think are able to find higher meaning ( except you because you are a dumb cunt)

Wow retard

Clearly as he stated the sole purpose of sex is to procreate

How long ago did you have it done? Did they use the scalpel method? Is the pain in the testes? Do you have small, couple millimeters, hard objects in your scrotum?