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what's the heaviest trad album?
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It's all the same in my world
give me trad bands that released their first good album in 82-84 for a chart please
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Stormwitch, sortilege, oz, witch cross, armored saint, manowar
best song of all times here
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virgin steele, tokyo blade
thoughts?
>reddit
>glam
pick one, reddit is a extremecuck page
Pokolgep, heavy load, tyrant, manilla road, thor, etc.
>go into an album blind expecting wank prog
>get a pretty good theatrical heavy metal release with prog influences
>Mike Scalzi on vocals
tel me about pleasant surprises, /metal/
The funniest part about the glam meme is that glamposters want to pretend like this general was strictly black and death metal before they started spamming when that couldn't be further from the case. Death metal was always the most prevalent genre (just look at Metallum, death metal has the highest number of bands out of all genres) but power metal and trad metal were talked about in every thread as well. USPM and NWOBHM were held in as high of a regard as OSDM and the first two waves of black metal were, in many cases they were favored over the latter. Glam rarely saw the light of day because let's face it, glam is basically the antithesis to what metal was all about. There's a reason why most of the popular glam revival bands had more in common with the scene shit crowd than the metal crowd (examples: Steel Panther, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse) whereas modern traditional metal bands actually fit in with the metal crowd (Sumerlands, Angelsword, Slough Feg). Yet now the handful of glamposters want to pretend like this general used to only be about extreme metal before they started shitting up threads while trying to cement this divide between extreme and traditional metal as if this has always been how it is when that couldn't be farther from the truth. Too bad everything I'll say will mean jack shit considering glamposters can only speak in shitposts and have never once come up with a valid reason for why we should take their music seriously.
Ultimate redpill: Black Sabbath wasn't metal until Dio joined them. Before that they were a weedrock band.
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>weedrock
Ultimate buzzword
it's called "hard rock"
black sabbath wasn't even hard rock, it was acid rock
>knowing Slough Feg
>not knowing Hammers of Misfortune
how is this even possible
Saxon, dark wizard, brocas helm, medieval steel,
Nu-males will say this isn't Metal
It's just another r3ddit epic raid where they think they are changing the world. But really they are just safe space fags that can't understand why everyone doesn't like them. Also Sup Forums is literally 5 minutes out of most people's lives and most people aren't chronic users.
I do now
My fault, I don't really check for other member's projects usually
>acid rock
another bullshit word
there's no acid rock as there's no alcohol rock or cocaine rock
also, acid is not weed, did you know?
>literally listens to the same shit as reddit
>"b-back to r-reddit!"
oh the irony
82-86 or 89-93
82-86
the scenegirl/goregrind thread was legitimately the best /metal/ thread there ever was
OSDM is garbage
kick on some of that 80's glam
>not the funk carioca thread
fuck off cuckzzy
doom climaxia witchfinder sludge mediafire
*creates metal*
I got banned for that
>trump
back to r/the_donald kid
>actually posts meal
>gets banned
makes sense
disclaimer: i don't like trump
metal for this autism?
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You think that's bad, I got banned for posting a picture of Faust and saying killing homos is kvlt
>derp burple
it's a small price for one of the best threads we've ever had
feel free to do it again sometimes
Anything heavier than slayer is cuck rock
Anything lighter than slayer is cuck rock
Anything other than slayer is cuck rock
Help me, /metal/.
I keep having homosexual fantasies about Corey Taylor. Every time I close my eyes I imagine his big muscular arms wrapped around my skinny twig body as his calloused hands and fingers massage my pasty pink nipples. His grip and squeezes are so tight I lose my breath and he forces my head against his lightly fury, rock hard abs. I follow his happy trail down to a 12 inch cock that mercilessly throat fucks me for like 5 minutes until he hoists me up on my back, putting my legs in the air as he rims my asshole while sticking his engine-greased fingers into my mouth. After this he puts me into a full-nelson and goes balls into my virgin ass thrusting non-stop as hard as he possibly can. I grip his discarded mask on bedsheets and begin to cry. Suddenly Corey scoops me up with one hand and throws me on my back. Not a second later I'm drenched in thick sticky cum from my face to my chest.
It's a recurring dream and I can't make it stop. This makes it weird because I'm totally not gay.
hey you, join the nu-male army now!
we must defeat dio and their alpha army!
>dio and their alpha army
circus midgets
slayer is cuck rock
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MEME
>life goes better and better but I still want to kys myself
metal for this feel?
imagine continuing to attempt to meme something for literal months that never takes off beyond the occasional handful of (you)s
Top 20 best metal singers:
1- Graham Bonnet
2- Glenn Hughes
3- Michael Kiske
4- Joe Lynn Turner
5- Andre Matos
6- Michael Sweet
7- Bruce Dickinson
8- Joey Tempest
9- Klaus Meine
10- Dio
11- Eric Adams
12- Ian Gillan
13- Jon Bon Jovi
14- Göran Edman
15- Rob Halford (also called Gay Faggot)
16- Sebastian Bach
17- Tobias Sammet
18- Fabio Leone
19- Hansi Kürsch
20- David Coverdale
I am so sick of this Bowie wannabe faggot
Anything is cuck rock
t. cuckzzy
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
*exterminates cuckzzy and the nu-male army*
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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
They came down on me pretty hard for it. I got banned multiple times. It's honestly not worth it, I don't get why they want to rule over this general.
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fuck off cuckzzy
Man the forced memers are becoming really annoying here
september 1st soon
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when will he die?
post albums that scare the glam kiddies
No memes
Post what yer blastin'
yeah I guess they're not fond of borderline cp
I'm sure if you choose them a bit older it'll be alright
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I make $108k a year, this target is from today at 100yds, and "Desire" is my favorite Ozzy song.
digits say today
Yeah but I switched to black teens and they just banned me for spamming instead.
long after Dio and will be missed even more
How's it feel being the biggest faggot in this general?
I guess they just don't like metal
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Feels great, hows it feel to be vagina repellent?
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new one this year. corchado sure takes his time but given the quality of farseeing, it should be good
>No memes
They like "metal" as long as its safe to show to their mommy. (Fucking r3ddit)
my gf's pussy tastes like cotton candy, son
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>tfw responsible for 80% of this chart since I rec the best shit and have influenced the meta for this general for 3 years straight
metal for this feel?
that d beat heavy band posted 3 threads ago
Avant-self-delusion-core
Limp bizkit
>Beta Cuxwell, pilot of the Edgescythe
High school detected
bvb?
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qt twink
doubt it otherwise it wouldn't be a hard rock general
you're no climaxia or witchy or even dmsharetwink lad
bvb is fucking heavy \,,/, real punk metal
Has the new Leprous leaked? Don't want to waste a bunch of time chasing fake links if it hasn't.