I'm making an autistic dating sim. What's the most retarded way the main character's parents could have died?
I'm making an autistic dating sim. What's the most retarded way the main character's parents could have died?
a horrific accident at a caricature artist stand.
freak gardening accident
>died making a dating sim
slipped on a banana peel
one of these i mean. just a guy sitting on a stool in front of an easel.
train explosion
Walked out the plane
dualautoeroticasphyxiation
They went to las vegas
giant african snail hunting incident
mcs dad was fucking a goat when the goat kicked him in the stomach while he was ejaculating
so mcs dad died while ejaculating
They parachuted out over the School and couldn't find a single weapon in the entire building. Then as soon as they went outside, a guy already had a fully upgraded S686. Two clicks is all it took. Double barrel orphan.
the injected some marijuanas
thumb wrestling accident coincidentally that's also how the main character was born
cancer
Scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Mom injects poison into Dad's balls then sucks his dick and swallows. Boom. Both dead.
in a fire at the aquaworld
car accident with a clown car with 12 clowns inside
The father died while trying to chop down the internet. The mother died shortly after in a tragic house fire started by a coffee pot in the bathroom.
their dubdecker tour bus took a wrong turn and went under a low bridge decapitating all but the Japanese tourists on the top deck (they bowed just in time)
A garage door accident, trying to admire their garage door seal and it fell on them.
Couuldnt go fast enouh to mere into traffic, or some sort of nonsense (gotta go fast)
they got ran over by an ambulance
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