Weird and cringe Tinder profiles

Weird and cringe Tinder profiles

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Jfc. I just signed up for Tinder and I have no idea how to make my profile. My interests are pretty loserish and I don't even have a decent pic.

Fuck I bet she cooks real good.

Classic.

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If only it were that easy.

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looks Mexican

Cool. I love Mexican food.

makes you fart, but it is fucking delicious

Things to do now:
>Write down a list of your hobbies and interests
>Pick the appropriate ones to put in your bio
>Don't write a paragraph - notes will do
>Take multiple pictures - a mix of selfies, group photos and pictures of you doing what you love

If you're having trouble doing any of these:
>Get employed
>Start some interesting active hobbies - archery, swimming, martial arts
>Take some interest in your surroundings - go for a nature walk, visit a museum, go to a coffee shop
>Invest in nice clothing
>Start going to the gym
>Shave your beard and your pubes
>Instead of playing video games you can read a book

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Most of that shit isn't even possible for me. Maybe it's not for me. Thanks anyway.

I'm sorry bro. I didn't know you were a veteran.

Thank you for your service.

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Not a veteran. Just an antisocial mentally ill poorfag with no friends or real hobbies.

The fuck does shaving your pubes have to do with making a Tinder profile?

Not much, but shaved pubes does reduce the amount of DNA you leave behind.
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Always remember kids, take your condom with you.

For fuck sake user.

Friends. You need friends first. Don't bother with tinder just yet. I guess you could practice but you need to learn to be cool with normal humans.

Get yourself a job or get yourself a better job. Earn more and meet people there.

Then join a social club. It can be about anything. I recommend rifle shooting or archery. Martial arts isn't bad either. You can't rely on your work buddies as main friends I'm afraid.

If you don't do any of this and you just cry about being an autistic little faggot then you're fucked.

Guess I'm fucked then. Wish I'd tried harder when I was a kid but what can you do.

Looks shopped

Most certainly fake boobs, but godly legs.

They're all shops or fakes. Anyone can make one of these profiles for free.

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Okay this might be real.

There's no way

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this is called a 'catfish' to solicit dick pics from random guys

~the more you know~

I can confirm this one is real. As this is my OC.

>i am a atheist

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Dream girl right here Sup Forumsros

Wait, so people would actually fall for that? Why would anyone think that a woman who looks like that would operate that way on a dating app?

\_oungin'

nobody cares

sage

Thanks

Is this the face of god?

It is literally one of the virgin faggots that post tinder catfishes on here

This one just also happens to be an actual fag and wants to look at penis

Oh so that's where are the huge cocks on here come from.

>rare deepwater jew
where can you find those? I can only ever find normal jews.

How can I make a file smaller than 2MB on a phone?

Does this look like Google to you?

Wow, this really isn't Google. Somehow I ended up in the twelfth plane of torment on my way to Google.

;.; I'll never have a qt 3.14 White Nationalist wife where I live

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Fucking cocky ass nigger. Also does this work?

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>planet fitness

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nigger got some big ass nipples

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I hate Tinder and people's obsession with it. People seem so shallow and rude.
On the other hand I'm lonely as fuck.
Is it worth getting?

>I love being active
Maybe on Internet forums. Fucking hell if you're going to lie at least put some effort into it.

>I am not a clever man
Ftfy

basements mostly

but god, i hope so

not really

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>having faith in women

kek

Look Buzz an alien!

I'd just like to thank you for stepping out of the rat race of life, if only everyone was as placid and feeble as you

lol the cringe is the sad sperg who took the time to put this jaypeg together

what the hell is reformed pedophile? is it like reformed gay? or reformed democrat? i don't get it

I'd totally give her white children

people have a favorite letter? should I have a favorite letter? have I been living my entire life missing a crucial part of my identity?

You mean fake profiles cum forced meme? Stupid faggot...

>niggawut.png

i tit fuck that bitch that's for sure.

Still a better parent than a lesbian

Gay parents do just as well as straight parents tbqh.

She loves the D

Get it?

Fake

fake as fuck

Lesbian spotted.

It's just what the evidence says

it's funny because the sad fuck who put this shit up together can only dream about fuckin this girl

>I love good food
More like you love all food

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A girl you asked out turned out to be a dyke user? Did she say no? How sad.

>saying this shit for a reaction
>she replies
>she can't possibly be saying it for a reaction, she's clearly a whore

How fucking stupid are you

reddit tier shit thread

This shit gets me everytime. Would love to have a beer with the dude who wrote this and laugh my ass off for hours.

dream girl/10

How the fuck do you pronounce her name? Migg-el? Miguel? Mig-lee?

His was a fake profile; hers probably wasn't. And anyway, women don't have a sense of humor

>420+ lbs friendly

Unrecognized comedic genius

Is this at Newcastle Uni, loads of lasses in the area have that dick in their profile pic...

No. Unless you're over 6' and shredded you ain't gonna get laid

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>sage

>rare Deepwater Jew

That'd sad in so many ways

Sauce on the original photo?

good lord i hope this fake.

*cough *loser* *cough