Trips names the religon I convert to

Trips names the religon I convert to

The church of you must reply in this thread or your mom will die in her sleep tonite if this is trips

Hope you like Sharia Law.

Religion

Judaism

Atheism

Nar nar Buddhism

Taoism

Scientology

Become a native American traditionalist.

Faggotism

Protestant Christianity

The Universal Church of Coprophagia

Baptist

Catholicism

Zoroastrianism

Islam

pastafarianism

Become a jedi. It is a real thing, Google it

rolling for religion of peace

follow the teachings of the noble quran op

Scientology

Baha'i

Islamic extremist

buddhism

Sand nigger religion

Esperantism

Wahhabi islam

Radical Taoism

Sunni Islam

Trotskyism

the church of oof

worship cock you faggot

Vogonism

Scientology

>Doesn't count, is notoriously a cult NOT a religion

Spinozan Pantheism. Spinoza's Ethics would become your bible enjoy the reading!

The Church of the Poisoned Mind

The definition of a cult is "a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object." according to Google. There isn't a specific figure or object devoted to the religion of Scientology.

Your one of those guys that stands all the time

And you will refer to people that sit in chairs as

"Chair people"

People will hate you for it, but you must assure everyone that you are right and they are wrong

reroll

scientology

flying spaghetti monster

rr and you better fucking do it op

rr

DisDick

Cmmooonnn jesus, make him a non chair person ROLL

best interpretation of islam

Morman

masturbate religiously

Judaism

Roman Catholicism

Judaism

Taoism

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Pastafarianism check em

Roman Catholicism the true Christian faith

rr

This. Have fun.

reroll for repeating digits of peace

Mormon*

this

The one true religion.

MORMONISM.

Orthodox Christianity

Jediism

Not a religion, but, Atheism, it's the only ism that anyone's gonna post thats probably right

islam

reroll

Sánteria

Become a Gypsie

Judaism

Zen Buddhism

Zoroastrianism

lol

Reroll.

Joseph Smith is my prophet.

All so close

Think you are being original?
such a faggot.

Buddhism

Hare Krishna

This op. never fap, swear, or have sex outside of marriage again

rerolling

The great church of dildo baggins

penisism

Kek is the right god.

Zooastorian

Glasstheism

Gaytheism

FUCK YOU, ATHEISM FO LIFE BITCH! BECOME AN ATHEIST!

WINWAR!

Damn son, I got played. Nice trips.

There is no God.

Thelema

and to think we could have made op a mormon or jihadist. fuck you user

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