in a bind and i've got nowhere else to turn. I won't bore you with the sob story. basically, I get a check in 2 weeks. I haven't eaten in 3 days. I've got no food, and no money. If anyone can help out, i would be forever grateful and immediately return the money when I get paid.
You can email me with questions at royhammond at cableone dot net. This is also my paypal email.
No one owes me anything. My situation is my fault. Just trying everything I can. I have no idea what to do here.
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check your paypal dude
kys OP
notta.. doublecheck the email used. royhammond at cableone.net
Sent, god speed user eat well
I mean, I didnt send anything to your paypal but thinking that you might have been refreshing it eagerly in the hope of finding a few sheckels almost made me crack a half smile. I really dont care if you starve, the world would probably be a better place if you did.
ehh. expected as much. have your fun.
lolol
You can fast on nothing but water for 2 weeks with likely no problem. You're not going to die
go pawn whatever you're posting on faggot, or get a payday advance loan. But oh no, you're not going to do that, are you
if you were really hungry you'd find a way.
Sick burn
Is that picture supposed to be you, OP?
payday loans require collateral. i work from my computer so I can't pawn it. trust me i would.
nope.. just a random pic i had
daaaaaamn
OP go back home.
i'll paypal $10 if you post a timestamp of ur boipucci with a sharpie in it. No lie. i just want to see dedication that you're actually fucking desperate.
>LOLLOLOLOLZZZ SIIIICK BURNNNNNN XD XD XD
go back
Ill be honest. I'm not real sure what a boipucci is.
butthole.
Go to a local take-away place and offer to do free work if they pay you with left overs.
holy shit
HAHAHA ouch
Right in the sides
*tips fedora*
Was going to pay you but after you were rude I won't.
Sup Forums is really getting tame if this makes people think this is a burn
wasnt me
OH NO
You can go weeks without eating. Suck it up.
He was samefagging.
let me see a true "Sup Forums-esque" burn then.
dont worry, i got all night to wait for your reply.
Check for fruit trees and outside restaurants
OP please bore us with the details.
the only funny thing about you is the amount of cum your ass hold, remarkable anal retention borderline something from a circus sideshow
Still serious OP. This would buy you 90 packs of ramen noodles.
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worked at a seasonal position that we weren't told was seasonal. No big deal. Took me 3 months to find another job. I've been paying off back rent for 6 months now. No big deal except that leaves me with no real spare cash. Bills paid, groceries etc.
Then I was sick for 2 weeks straight. Missed a full check and have no savings to cover myself. I live alone. Work from home (customer service), dont party, dont go out, so no friends to help out.
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He wasn't going to pay u anything anyway bro
you have no food and you're posting on the internet? kys
You've got options.
>you go in the store
>you put meat in your pockets
you can also get a small bag of rice
>leave the store
goddamn you are such a faggot holy shit
i dont steal. I'm not sure how that makes me a homosexual
check your paypal dude
Timestamp a sharpie in the pooper, user said he will pay you, anons never lie when timestamps are involved
did. thank you sir. I'm in shock a bit. i wasnt expecting help. check comes on the 20th. will be returned to you. when you have nothing that amount is a god send.
Plasma
>dying
>not stealing
he obviously doesn't want to eat.
nearest place that offers it is a 30 minute trip. My car has been on the fritz for months. another part of my sad story, but meh. I work from home so I got lucky there.
You're welcome. Get some food.
absolutely. will be tomorrow before I can, but will email receipt tomorrow.
I am not op, but sir my hat is off to you. I hope something amazingly good happens to you soon
try putting some or your fucking shoes up for sale.
woop woop
ban hammer OP is pan handelling and that is a crime.
misdemenor
same as petty-shoplifting in most states which is a
misdemenear.
oddly either way your a criminal now. pewpew betteh be the theif than the boozsier.
also no worries bro i got chu check ur paypal
You got sick for 2 weeks and didn't do any work even though you work from home? You're a lazy cunt, stop begging and start doing something. I work from home, and being sick never stopped me from doing any work. If you were afraid about money, it wouldn't stop you either.
You said it yourself, you're the only one to blame for the situation you're in, so stop asking other people to fix it for you and do it yourself. I know it's hard, but life ain't fair so instead of whining about it just get a grip, be a man and take care of it. If anything, you'll feel a lot better with yourself when you do. Begging is not the answer
if he put them up the pooper on cam in lingiere i bet we could get hime like 20 bux or 50.
learning and earning now thats a THOT
he had aids and cancer and dyslexia and is parapalegic...give him a break.
its hard to "be sick" and cure it with one day rest in bed .... atleast thats wat the nipzs told me but its really an excuse to take a break. i just work while sick, cuz we are all sick all the time.
I can appreciate your situation, and your call for assistance.
I assume, though, that you do not have a job and the check is autism bucks.
Why not sell something of yours? Food bank? Homeless shelter?
>i'm starving!
>some user promises money in exchange for a timestamped sharpie in the pooper, standard deal
>no delivery
fuck you, you probably just want to waste money on fucking tf2 keys or some shit.
i do have a job. work for a third party contractor doing tech support for apple. i live in a small town in tennessee.. no real support for situations like mine. I own nothing really. my computer, which I work from. a few changes of clothes a bed and a couch
time stamp a picture of your living quarters then. if what you say is true, i'll send you some burgerbux.
>third party contractor doing tech support for apple.
You do work for apple? And you're begging for money on Sup Forums?
Fuck man, there are people out there who would kill to be in your position. You have a job, you're not gonna be out of money forever, fucking sit through it. You're pathetic, really
Rocket level burn.
us oldfags, right? lol
dickbutt
bring back snacks lol
you get robbed?
>i live in a small town in tennessee
He's going to buy meth with the money.
yooooo lmaooooo!!!!!
a nigger and a newfag.
damn you must be the jewel of your trash family
>burn
why don't you keep your shitty humor in those meme pages in shitbook?
And all you've been doing is begging here instead of getting of your ass and trying to fix your shit. If you don't post the receipt here by tomorrow, I'm going to dox you. Will be checking in
nice one dude.
glad Sup Forumstards aren't all 12yr old cucks from facebook and that old Sup Forums didn't fully die yet.
+1 internets for you
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back to ribbit cunt.
these kinds of threads were always here and people used to help.
unlike you cum guzzling 12yr old dickbags.
OP don't fucking feed them
Beedroom
Fridge
script kiddy pliz.
go dox your whore mother or something.
pretend to be a hackerman on dickbook, try and get nudes by some gullible hilly billy.
jesus you kids are so edgy I wonder how you haven't killed yourselves yet
Holy shit.
Dude, if this guy really does have a shit life, you aren't gonna make it any better. You deserve nothing more and nothing less than death.
you better not be Canadian
cableone.... crap tier service now adays.
i hate paying them every month.
also, why the fuck do you still use their email, you fucktard
not canadian. from northwest tennessee.
Calm down, friend. I just find it hard to believe the guy, and begging is quite literally a pathetic move. He's got a job, a roof over his head, he's not going to die. Students go for longer without food
it works? i dont get much email. i dont get much mail.
>cigarettes
Priorities, dude.
the niggers in my garage go without longer
ever since they dumped gmail and went back to their own servers the only reason i even use mine is cause ive still got a handful of accounts tied to it.
hell, we have all the reject KC equipment that didn't get used here.
give them a shiv, tell them to eat the loosor.
post vid
Ohhhh, we got a Mr. Moral-man over here. Here to enlighten us with his wisdom of morals.
Death because I doubt the fact that he's really got it this bad? Lying and taking advantage of people isn't really out of the ordinary on this website. If he's really telling the truth, he shouldn't have a problem posting the receipt. Hell, I'll even help him out myself if he does
I blatently said I would. in fact I volunteered it before anyone asked. I have no problem with it or validating my situation.
So that gives you the right to punish him?
Based
Also why do you care? It's one man out of billions.
So many edgelord faggots in here. Easy to talk shit about this guy when you're living in the parents basement and don't have to worry about shit.
agreed. I didn't expect it. Just figured it wouldn't hurt to try. we all knwo what anons are like as evidenced by most of the thread. the sheer fact he came through to help obligates me to come through when I can get some food with the receipt.
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