Why don't you lift, user?

Why don't you lift, user?

Because my dick is big and I don’t need to overcompensate.

I'm not into hanging out with a bunch of sweaty mostly naked men, like you are.

Fam I do lifts, deads, rings, kettlebells, sleds, rope pummels...what are you doing everyday, user?

> pelvicfats.jpeg

Because I spend my time doing more useful and / or pleasant things (I.e. working, staying with wife, meeting friends, sleeping etc. )

I life PV modules daily, I don't need to.

i'm black

Liftbro and I do all those thing too, including workouts on vacations (cruise ship, Europe, mexico, didneylan) my dude.

Are you actually happy though?
Lifting release dopamine

I'm really self conscious about my body, and too embarrassed to go to the gym.

You'll be able to do those things even longer in life if you're healthy.

24 hour gyms. Go early in the morning or late at night.

Big sweat suits brah

I have a really simple routine. The essential compound lifts
>deadlift
>benchpress
>squat

Isolation lifts and running (for PFTs)

Because the gyms closed it's bullshit can't a man have a 5 am workout these days? Besides bodyweight?

Tbh I still get laid by pretty hot chicks without looking like that dude.

So I dont really have the motivation to work out.

Do you like fedoras?

too weak

Niggers, I do all the working out plus vacationfag AND intermittent fast 5 out of 7 days. Gonna go for 36 hrs this week of fasting.

Kinda highish of a feel.

Propaganda not related but subscribe like a true fan, brokefags.

I’m very happy thanks user. When I need hormones to be released to my body I usually fuck my wife. It counts as excercise I guess.

Because I spend 9-12 hours a day slinging freight which weighs between 25 and 100 pounds per case. I get a better, more concerted workout doing my job, than you do at the gym. And I get paid to do it, instead of paying to be seen "lifting".

I do

>lifting gets you healthy

I think you mean to say Cardio. Muscles aren't doing shit for your health.

Because Im too busy fucking your mom

I do lift too. but I'm a fat lazy bastard who's been eating cinnamon raisin toast lately.

that hat is shooped.
use to say LGBT...

just sad ...

I'm usually too tired after working all day.
>mfw bodybuilders and gym rats have no job and have nothing better to do with their time

but as well as niggers they are the kind of people who turns all you whites into cucks

I life, but I've been having a cold for the last 3 and a half weeks. Probably contracted AIDS

>implying i have (or want) a gf/wife

You can't get really ripped without roiding

At least I can't. Doesn't seem to matter how much I raise my lifts or lower my BF, I'm still limited by my skeletal structure as to how much meat I can pack on

no

people actually do get laid, i know thats hard for some of you guys to understand

loser

I used to hit the gym hard every day.
Then I got hit by a truck and lost my will to live. Haven't seriously worked out since and that was almost 10 years ago.
Gained 50lbs (6ft, 190lbs).
I'm a fat lazy sack of shit.
Please kill me.

lol meatheads vs. betas, this thread is like one of those revenge of the nerds movies

cuz my bar is getting welded by a friend cuz it's a shit-tier Walmart bar and I don't have a welder handy here...

>not being involved with something i don't want to be involved with makes me a loser
okay

Bro you got hit by a truck and you're alive? Think about it this way, you used to be so fucking big and strong that a fucking truck couldn't even kill you. Now you're lazy as fuck, what would happen if a truck hit you now?

Hit the gym hard again. Life hit you hard as fuck with that truck, now go hit it back even harder.

I do, I'm swole as fuck

that's actually smart but ether way fuck you

I did. Overkilled it and left with stretch marks on my biceps.

Dude I was 16, wasn't that swole anyway.
My excuse that I can still do chinups and my hip is too fucked up to allow much gym time anyway.

Truth be told I'm just depressed and I'm prolly gonna kill myself anyway.

Word of advice: don't take opiates.

i blew out my knee and have never fully gotten back into it
i often try starting up for like a month but then my tendonitis acts up and i worry about another injury and just stop

i'm stuck doing cardio cause i'm a pussy

I prefer to jog and keep my weight as low as possible. I might change that though, like going back to eating meat and lifting after all. Turns out, as great as skinny jeans are, no one takes me seriously, and I find myself tired more often than I'd like (which my be due to my laborious job).

I've realized that I am cartoonishly skinny.

I do. Feels good man

no need, synthol's got my back

Getting into lifting again can literally fix depression. Literally.

Hip is fucked up - don't do shit that involves your hip. Isolated biceps, triceps, chest, etc.

I don't care though. I want to die.
Thanks anyway.
Peace.

cause i prefer to press and dip.

im about to compete in men's phyisque

I used too... John meadows reactive pump program. Haven't touched a weight in 4 years got bitch tits now from lifting then stopping. Not that I care I don't really care how I look... although I'm prob going to be gay and join a cross fit gym. Iso training is useless I need to do cross training + even more cardio if I want to be better on the bike (motocross)

Don't race... just want to be better last longer fuck shit up

Then a fucking truck got the best of you. A fucking inanimate, four wheeled, engine powered hunk of metal beat you in life.

No wonder you're too weak to pick up a weight now.

You need a corrective excercise specialist. Torn both acls and still run squats and dead lifts. Running, however, is out right now.

Because lifting is for the weak. The strong read, and then lord over the weak like livestock. Hitler sent thousands of Chads to their deaths, not at the point of a bayonet, but because he was able to manipulate their feeble and apish minds to do his bidding.

To place any value on "lifting" is an admission of weakness, an admission that one cannot hope to survive by intellect alone, an admission that one's mental faculties are inferior, an admission that one does not belong in the ruling strata of society.

I looked up from my copy of "Diplomacy" by Henry Kissinger in my school's cafeteria the other day, and saw some football jocks with their girlfriends. A spark of envy emerged in my heart, but then ceased to exist. For I remembered that one day, I shall be sending them to die for their country, to be slaughtered like the bloated and dumb sacrificial cows they are. I chuckled, and resumed my reading.

To paraphrase Kissinger - Chads are "just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy". To think that I could envy them!

>TFW putting off actually lifting to read his thread

This is so true. We don't put enough emphasis on just how good lifting makes you feel.

Hitler was a cuck, and so were his sycophants.

heh, just got back from the gym bro

DELETE THIS

Cuz I'm a fag

Got ourselves a doctor over here gents

Only clueless straight guys care about big arms.