Hey /b, today is my 26 birthday

Hey /b, today is my 26 birthday
I'm a total loser, I still live with my dad (since I was sent to the loonie bin last year because suicidal thoughts), I don't work and I'm doing some online courses.
Send me a happy birthday, tell me to fuck off, whatever, I need human contact.
PS: cute asian girls' pics welcome

Happy Birthday user..

Do research, set obtainable goals that aren't too far out, stay motivated, make progress over time

Thanks user :3

Happy Birthday dude.
Just remember that the shit that your going through right now is only temporary, like the other user said, set small goals and work towards something and if that something fails, try again. Life's got a plan and you'll pull through

Eat shit faggot

I love you too user

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Remember, it’s everyone else that’s crazy.
Not you.
Faggot.

Happy birthday hang in there

enjoy your life, you have more power than you know

Happy Birthday user.
>Protip: you want human contact?
Go fucking outside

Have a Happy Birthday Doggo user.

OP here
Thanks to everyone being nice and even to the assholes
Any movie I could watch so I don't get so depress right now?

Cute doggo user, tnks

Happy Birthday user

What kind of movies you like OP and I'll reccomend based on your taste

what kinds of movies do you like?

Happy Birthday user!

Hope things turn around for you this year.

I'd like to watch a movie that makes you cry but think like is worth living
I mean, I like comedies and all that, but I'm not feeling like laughing today

I was born also on 1991, but October 20th, right now I'm doing a Ph.D. with full scholarship.

Nice life sucker.

Thanks user, that ass gives me hope in life c':

happy birthday faggot

Happy birthday !
>you're OP, so still a faggot

I had a friend who was born also in october, she is a architect, knows spanish, japanese and french. So your life doesn't face me that much

I know I am, but I got a question
If I were to pay a prostitute to open a thread... Would she be a fag?

Might not be to your taste exactly but the movie SLC Punk is one of those movies that if you watch while your life is in a rut it seems better, its pretty funny and the ending made me cry and I never cry.

In general i dont like anime, but the movie "My Neighbor Totoro" never fails to make me smile. If anime isnt your style, the movie "Big Fish" is fantastic.

happy birthday m8, hope you die soon.

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Absolutely, unless she posts tits with a timestamp

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I like anime, I used to be a big weeabo, but now I don't really watch. Anyway, I have never watched my neighbor totoro. and btw, Big fish is one of my favorite movies ever

....all hotties asian...
Samefag/same folder?

True true, never thought about that

What?

grow the fuck up you autistic manchild
happy birthday you piece of shit

You were really close, I'm a bipolar manchild, pills and everything

My neighbor totoro

happy birthday man. life really can suck most days but there truly is always a light at the end of the tunnel. every down spell will come to an end at some point. being strong takes everything some days and that's something alot of people deal with and you're not alone. hope you feel better soon

Happy Sup Forumsirthday user.

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Happy Birthday user!

stop putting yourself down, life will get better. Aside from what everyone else has told you, be sure to stop watching porn and masturbate less frequently. I know this is difficult. But stop. I know it's kind of hard to understand how this will directly benefit your life, but trust me it will.

That move to barcelona quote kind of sucks now

Happy birthday, user. You are loved!

I don't masturbate that much really, the pills make my libido go waaaaaay down

Now that's a fucking gift!

Watch the finest comedy ever filmed.

This.

Happy birthday dude, go for a walk for half an hour or so, and think about what you want to do in the future, doesn't matter how fantastic.

Fight club.

Why.
Because Barcelona rioted against tourists, were mass killed by terrorists, then 1/6th of them voted to leave Spain so their demented governor decided that meant a win and started a civil war?

happy b day bro stay safe

Should I watch it with Tyler?

yeah, pretty much

General things to make your life more balanced:

1. eat healthily. plenty of dark green vegetables, colourful vegetables and dark red/blue berries. A variety of nuts and seeds. Lean meat and chicken. Whole grains and natural yoghurt. Mushrooms.

2. exercise daily. research good pushups, do them every day. walk every day.

3. spend time outdoors every day, go for a 30+ minute brisk walk. in a park or the countryside if you can, being around nature helps. direct sunlight is really good for you, gives vit D and boosts testosterone.

4. be positive and do constructive things.
learn new things, practise skills and stick with them. do small projects and complete them. work your way up to medium projects and so on.

5. spend time around other people, find a way to be social regularly. can be with an activity or a club, or just visiting a cafe a few times a week at the same time. make a habit of it.

6. work, and save money if you can. don't over work, but having any kind of income is good for the spirit. work online if need be. or do something part time. anything.

Yes.
Also, I tend to find myself in a good and energetic mood after watching a well made action film, where the hero wins.

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I should watch The raid: redemption, that always pumps me up

Happy Birthday!
You are still young, you have time to fix all of this. Write a list if what you want to change and solve one problem at a time. You'll be fine!

Happy Birthday user!

Happy birthday dude if you can look up you can get up

Do you know her name? I've seen lots of her pics, but don't know who she is

Happy Birthday user! Make your dreams come true!

If you're a reader, one book I can't recommend enough was one called "The Power of Habit" by Charles Duhigg

That's a pretty good quote, user

Happy birthday user, hope things get better for you.

Sorry i dont know

Happy Birthday, bro. It sounds like you have a goal to focus on, don't lose sight of it. Keep at it no matter what. Have a good one.