BERT THREAD, BERT THREAD! edition
/cum/
*awkwardly enters /cum/*
asian feet
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I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on Sup Forums anymore.
Here's how I did it.
>Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person
>Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure
>Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.
>It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.
>Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.
>Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.
are gross
how many times are you going to post this
want out buds SEND HELP
more like BUTT thread
LMFAO
discovery: frozen fruit tastes better than unfrozen because it feels more like candy
Rude, be respectful to Bertu
why don't you just eat regular candy
fruit is natures candy anyway
so cute
I hate buying new books cause I am to cheap to flip for hard cover and even hard cover books feel/look cheap nowadays
I guess it's silly to be concerned with tactile feel and aesthetics but if I'm buying a $30 book I expect something that looks a little classy
I have my book collection split up into two groups: 1 is display books (not coffee table but just good looking/ feeling books) and then everything else that I have shoved away.
Where are my African Americans
>/cum/ discussing books
that would go well im sure
lets discuss this book and why its great
How to tell if a girl is a slut or datable? Should I trust a girl when she tells me how many men shes had sex with?
Is the only way to check for a hymen?
borrowed that from the library once but didn't like it enough to finish it
SVEIKI ZĒNI
ES ESMU IERADIES, LAI DRĀZTU KUCES UN DABŪT NAUDU
UN NAUDU ESMU DABŪJIS
holy shit man
entirely forgot that existed
don't remember a thing about it except I'm sure I loved it
Give me a (You) or I'll kill myself
Check if they wear a hijab or not, it's that easy
don't
i need my allies alive
6861
why you hate me
because I know how dance and you dont
get a hobby
Bertrand Hoover did nothing wrong
not one of you has even said hi to me
what are you a bunch of faggots or something
hih
At least you're better than the other non /cum/ flags that come here
allo
I discovered this couple of months ago
at this rate im going to be here for supper too
So it's complete shit, can we all agree that Ridley is senile and either he or his franchise needs to be killed so he doesnt ruin it anymore?
cum is a general of immigrants
not a fan of indians
>another Alien
really?
also me
you try tellin them that
>friends gf talking about cultural appropriation
is that indians trying to spam their tech support number scams or something
the gf just sent me this
99 things that only happen in the United States, is this true?
glad I don't have a gf
dunno i dont speak spanish
dont speak french, sorry
autogen subs on YouTube in English have gotten a lot better but these translated subs are still not very good
even when watching something in English with auto subs most of it ends up being incorrect due to accents and etc
voice recognition software is still pretty shit
>girls with tattoos aren't attrac-
what is that
help
eyeball tattoos are pretty dangerous
she'll be a blind freak when she's old
Just in the past month or so I felt like Google updated something which improved them though that is just my own experience with the small amount of vids which I've watched with un edited subs.
Are you talking about translations into your native language?
Could be some languages have been improved. When I've used google translate a few times there's something a checkmark next to the translation that says "verified by community" for simple common phrases.
me in the jean shorts
>tgw huge dick and tiny brain
me just want women whom like me for me
like most whites in the yellow man's world, my chinese is abhorrent
do you get bullied for it
Wish I had a daughter to offer up to the superior African bull, I only have 2 sons. I suppose me and my wife will keep trying to have a girl
Brocmire is great
I actually haven't watched it yet, going to later today
>not raising the smaller son to be a daughter
shitty parent
aside from teenagers in my class, everyone is cordial and understanding of our language barrier
try offering your wife up first
Neither Persona 5 or MGS5 are PS3 ports, they're cross-gen titles. GTA5 is a fucking sales juggernaut no matter the platform, and TLOU:R is probably the best remaster I've ever seen of a game that never got the audience it deserved on PS3. No problems here.
I plan on having like six kids so one has go be a girl
I already did his name is da'rick
the gee eff
hey whiteboi, I am going to kick your ass.
2016 topp baby names
Here is the full top 10 list for boys:
1. Noah
2. Liam
3. William
4. Mason
5. James
6. Benjamin
7. Jacob
8. Michael
9. Elijah
10. EthanHere is the full top 10 list for girls:
1. Emma
2. Olivia
3. Ava
4. Sophia
5. Isabella
6. Mia
7. Charlotte
8. Abigail
9. Emily
10. Harper
where does that list come from?
I think it was ABC or something just popped up on my google news page
nap time, /cum/
15 to 30 minutes is the ideal nap time
>Your favourite character will never get killed by Armin
Feels great
someone give this to thurston pls :3
I wonder what the food is like in rehab
My grandma reads tabloids like Globe and National Enquirer and talks about the headlines as if they're 100% true
I keep trying to tell her how tabloids work but she refuses to listen
idk im going to go be a wageslave
fuk the system
youtube.com
lovely song lads
wish the school year could just be over already
People watch CNN and read Time act the same way
how's grade 9 treating you?
17*
>last final is tmrw
Grandma woke af
I graduate tomorrow
at least she must find the world an exciting place
it is
The gf
woke up today first thing i thought was leaving the country or kms when my hypothetical future gf cheats
gf cant cheat if she never exists
wow hahhahahahaha really set myself up for that lmao hahaha btfo
both are good options
don't give up
rekt
Me
>dating an ancap
Moving out of my dorm and I think I pulled some back muscle trying to lift with my back like a retard
I can't walk or stand up
I don't know if I can even drive for the 2 hours to get home
What do?
Why would a girl date a guy who's so insecure and suspecting that he believes that she will cheat on him before he knows she even exists?