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BERT THREAD, BERT THREAD! edition

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I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on Sup Forums anymore.
Here's how I did it.
>Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

>Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

>Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

>It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

>Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

>Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.

are gross

how many times are you going to post this

want out buds SEND HELP

more like BUTT thread

LMFAO

discovery: frozen fruit tastes better than unfrozen because it feels more like candy

Rude, be respectful to Bertu

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why don't you just eat regular candy
fruit is natures candy anyway

so cute
I hate buying new books cause I am to cheap to flip for hard cover and even hard cover books feel/look cheap nowadays
I guess it's silly to be concerned with tactile feel and aesthetics but if I'm buying a $30 book I expect something that looks a little classy
I have my book collection split up into two groups: 1 is display books (not coffee table but just good looking/ feeling books) and then everything else that I have shoved away.

Where are my African Americans

>/cum/ discussing books
that would go well im sure

lets discuss this book and why its great

How to tell if a girl is a slut or datable? Should I trust a girl when she tells me how many men shes had sex with?

Is the only way to check for a hymen?

borrowed that from the library once but didn't like it enough to finish it

SVEIKI ZĒNI

ES ESMU IERADIES, LAI DRĀZTU KUCES UN DABŪT NAUDU

UN NAUDU ESMU DABŪJIS

holy shit man
entirely forgot that existed
don't remember a thing about it except I'm sure I loved it

Give me a (You) or I'll kill myself

Check if they wear a hijab or not, it's that easy

don't

i need my allies alive

6861

why you hate me
because I know how dance and you dont
get a hobby

Bertrand Hoover did nothing wrong

not one of you has even said hi to me

what are you a bunch of faggots or something

hih

At least you're better than the other non /cum/ flags that come here

allo

I discovered this couple of months ago

at this rate im going to be here for supper too

So it's complete shit, can we all agree that Ridley is senile and either he or his franchise needs to be killed so he doesnt ruin it anymore?

cum is a general of immigrants

not a fan of indians

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me

>another Alien

really?

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also me

you try tellin them that

>friends gf talking about cultural appropriation

is that indians trying to spam their tech support number scams or something

the gf just sent me this

99 things that only happen in the United States, is this true?

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glad I don't have a gf

dunno i dont speak spanish

dont speak french, sorry

autogen subs on YouTube in English have gotten a lot better but these translated subs are still not very good

even when watching something in English with auto subs most of it ends up being incorrect due to accents and etc

voice recognition software is still pretty shit

>girls with tattoos aren't attrac-

what is that

help

eyeball tattoos are pretty dangerous

she'll be a blind freak when she's old

Just in the past month or so I felt like Google updated something which improved them though that is just my own experience with the small amount of vids which I've watched with un edited subs.

Are you talking about translations into your native language?

Could be some languages have been improved. When I've used google translate a few times there's something a checkmark next to the translation that says "verified by community" for simple common phrases.

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me in the jean shorts

>tgw huge dick and tiny brain
me just want women whom like me for me

like most whites in the yellow man's world, my chinese is abhorrent

do you get bullied for it

Wish I had a daughter to offer up to the superior African bull, I only have 2 sons. I suppose me and my wife will keep trying to have a girl

Brocmire is great

I actually haven't watched it yet, going to later today

>not raising the smaller son to be a daughter
shitty parent

aside from teenagers in my class, everyone is cordial and understanding of our language barrier

try offering your wife up first

Neither Persona 5 or MGS5 are PS3 ports, they're cross-gen titles. GTA5 is a fucking sales juggernaut no matter the platform, and TLOU:R is probably the best remaster I've ever seen of a game that never got the audience it deserved on PS3. No problems here.

I plan on having like six kids so one has go be a girl
I already did his name is da'rick

the gee eff

hey whiteboi, I am going to kick your ass.

2016 topp baby names
Here is the full top 10 list for boys:
1. Noah
2. Liam
3. William
4. Mason
5. James
6. Benjamin
7. Jacob
8. Michael
9. Elijah
10. EthanHere is the full top 10 list for girls:
1. Emma
2. Olivia
3. Ava
4. Sophia
5. Isabella
6. Mia
7. Charlotte
8. Abigail
9. Emily
10. Harper

where does that list come from?

I think it was ABC or something just popped up on my google news page

nap time, /cum/

15 to 30 minutes is the ideal nap time

>Your favourite character will never get killed by Armin
Feels great

someone give this to thurston pls :3

I wonder what the food is like in rehab

My grandma reads tabloids like Globe and National Enquirer and talks about the headlines as if they're 100% true

I keep trying to tell her how tabloids work but she refuses to listen

idk im going to go be a wageslave
fuk the system

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wish the school year could just be over already

People watch CNN and read Time act the same way

how's grade 9 treating you?

17*

>last final is tmrw

Grandma woke af

I graduate tomorrow

at least she must find the world an exciting place

it is

The gf

woke up today first thing i thought was leaving the country or kms when my hypothetical future gf cheats

gf cant cheat if she never exists

wow hahhahahahaha really set myself up for that lmao hahaha btfo

both are good options
don't give up

rekt

Me

>dating an ancap

Moving out of my dorm and I think I pulled some back muscle trying to lift with my back like a retard
I can't walk or stand up
I don't know if I can even drive for the 2 hours to get home
What do?

Why would a girl date a guy who's so insecure and suspecting that he believes that she will cheat on him before he knows she even exists?