What do?

What do?

I couldn't because I'm a softy bitch

Of course

I would step on 18 billion puppers for a dollar

yes but i'd probably cry

Same

>crushing a live creature under your pressure that is not a bug
kys

Who wouldn't?

i would step on his tail so technically i stepped on pupper

Nah, I respect animals

(especially those who end up on my plate : thanks, lads)

If they would give me guarantees that I will receive money if I do this sure.
There are thousands of animals dying daily and with such money you could make much more for them and just for price of another puppy life

As an American I'm sure you can understand the temptation

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Sure, but I wouldn't kill it
It just says to step on, not crush or kill

god I hate Puerto Rican posters.

Yes.
That amount of money would make most people consider murder.
A dog is small game.

i'd step on it and eat the mush from the floor
what are you? retarded? for 18 billion is not even a question

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Yes
t. cat person

Imagine how much would you need to work in your life to get at least small share of that money.
And here you can have it just for a single step.

>There are thousands of animals dying daily and with such money you could make much more for them and just for price of another puppy life
When you put it like that it seems like actually very reasonable and utilitarian choice
But I wouldn't bring myself to do it here anyway because

I'd samba over a human baby for a million.

I WOULD RAMPAGE THOUSANDS OF THEM FOR THAT PRICE

bruh. i would tap dance on that puppy for a million bucks.

would you eat a sopa de macaco for free? uma delicia!

I think the puppy is chihuahua. I don't even consider them as dogs

This test is meant for human beings, not shitskins with no empathy or any other human emotions.

I would organize hundreds puppy gassing deathcamps for that kind of money

I would eat even your ass for free, delicia de viado.

sopa de bebe?

For 18 billion dollars I would probably do it
I would like a bitch afterwards tho

>$18 billion

I would fucking destroy that puppy.

That's just a ludicrous amount of money.

You mean if nobody would every find out?

Mate I'd step on it for 100k, let alone 18 fucking billion.

For 18 fucking bilion I'd fucking exterminate all puppers

For free I'd catch the wrong bus

I am an human being, having no empathy makes me no worse than you...

yes, but very softly so it wouldnt die

then use my new gained money to pay for its medical care

No, but I guess most of Sup Forums would do it for just 10 bucks.

Do you retards realise how much 18 billion dollars is?

this, whoever made that image has no idea about anything related to money

>100k
is that how low you would go?

This would make an interesting comparison index between countries.
What is the lowest amount you'd stomp a puppy for?
I'd say 1000€.

Well that depends, if it's the Zimbabwean Dollar...

1000 $ will do the trick

I don't kill or hurt. Not even for money.

i'd step on it with my hand
gently
on its head

based greek

I am a greek

Fuck, that's actually a stumper. I dunno, mane.

even in Zimbabwean dollars I'd still do it

it's still gonna come out as a few dozens of millions at least.

shut the fuck up. I could probably save millions of animals with that 18 billion dollars. I can have critically endangered species to have a thriving population.

Hmmm. I don't know. I keep thinking of my minimum number but then think to myself "shit, that's still a lot.""

Like I could say 100k is my minimum, but I'd still do it for 99k, or for 50k. For 10k too I guess..

I'm poor as fuck tho. Like as poor as one can get in the Netherlands without being a degenerate druggie or criminal. I am not representative for my cunt.

>I can bring an endangered species have a thriving population once more

Are you a grill?

>What is the lowest amount you'd stomp a puppy for?
Will this be public knowledge? Stigma really raises that price.

sure, you have to tenderize the meat before making soup anyway

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH ! THAT'S A FUNNY

I answered assuming it's secret, after all cruelty towards animals is a crime you can get persecuted for.

yes *scratches cock*

i would step on it but not kill it

I would kill all of you even for one million.

pls suck benis

i'd do it for free

The weak must fear the strong

what city are you from and what the fuck are you doing here
I'm the only Puerto Rican here other than two faggots on /carib/
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I don't think you guys understand what "human stepping on a puppy" means

18 B?

Lmao I'd do it for 500 K

user, Zimbabwe prints hundred trillion dollar bills. A few billion might not even cover your car insurance.

It's 18 billion dollars

I could buy a country for that money

So yeah I'd step on it, hard

That's half of Bolivia's GDP

Before they stopped printing them, the Zimbabwean Dollar was exchanged at a rate of 300 trillion per US dollar

wtf I love USA now

glad you liked it, bud :D

Step on one of it's paws.

Yes but lightly. They didnt say how hard.

What?

I would step on all the puppies if I had to

I would do it then spend 2 million towards recruiting the asian triad to murder shop keepers that sell dog meat

I would do it then invest about 5 billion of that money in rescueing and improving other puppy lives

taketh and giveth

It's tempting but I wouldn't.

I'd do it for far less than that. You'd cry for a few days maybe, but then you'd get over it. Also who knows that thing might have bitten a little boy's balls off or something if it had grown up.

No. But i can bite a person who will offer me this. For free, you know.

This desu dudes
Id be crying and wiping the tears away with bricks of money as i jet to dubai to get my balls licked by instagram whores

None of these queers have ever have to earn a cent to survive

Yes.
With 18 billion i could save and improve the rights and conditions of other animals.

I would be more concerned who is offering that much money to kill one animal

But if it was legit I'd fucking Riverdance, besides you can use like a billion or so to give homeless dogs homes to ease your conscience

I would kill the one who offered me that money, fucking sick fuck.

Lmfao what a question.

easy enough, sure.

18 billion?? I'd stomp the fuck out of it

>step on it
>it dies instantly and without any pain
>donate hundreds of millions to puppy shelters and veterinary care
>save thousands of puppies

what a retarded fucking image

Since when Russians developed empathy?

Trujillo.

Yes

dog is hated in my culture it is filfth

...

Of course I would. Then I'll donate part of the money to start a foundation to prevent more puppies getting killed by sickos

You do understand that most humans in the world would do this for 800$ already.

Yes, of course. Anyone saying otherwise is a liar.

And that's why you're not successful.

He's just a retard deluding himself. Let him live in his fictional bubble of goodness.

Yes. The world is a cruel place, one more cruelty wouldn't make much difference.

you could save tons of human lives with that amount of money
animals that are more intelligent die just to become dinner

moral bullshit aside I'd still obliterate it for that kind of dosh and even for a hell of a lot less

I will give you 18billion for the puppy.

I'd burn every dog in the world to the ground for a dollar