Marinefag here, 0411 hoorah!

Marinefag here, 0411 hoorah!

I have a question for all you pussies. How come you don't enlist and serve your country?

Having a cause and a career sure beats sitting around in your moms basement masturbating yourselves blind.

8 up before I even got in

Navy > marins

Enjoy dying overseas for minimum wage while I fuck your girlfriend

kill yourself, retard

Not particularly interested in getting shot or killing another man for corporate interests.

I'm not a shitstain who is so stupid as to believe that militaries accomplish anything in the modern world.

You sir, are a drain on our society and you and your organization have actually served to make the world more dangerous. Radicalized enemies of America have grown hundredfold in the last twenty years thanks to your "service."

Even if I were dumb enough to think that the military wasn't simply a method for controlling the global price of oil, I still wouldn't join the worthless fucking Marines. It's a completely redundant service that does exactly what the army does, and only exists because some fucktard politicians in the 1900s didn't have the balls to abort you after state-sanctioned piracy was no longer vogue.

In short, you're a wasteful piece of human garbage and your choices have made my life more dangerous. Thanks for literally nothing except wasting my money.

This.

Also because they told me that I had to either be married to the mother of my kids, who I've been with for twelve years, or gp to court and have child support mandated. It was fucking stupid. We aren't married because it's easier on our taxes, but the fact that we've been together for over a decade meant nothing.

"Corporations man"

I'll gladly take up arms if my country is ever invaded. Otherwise, I'm all set with being a pawn for our corporate-backed government.

You must be relatively fresh kiddo. I pulled 10 years and I can smell boot-camp on your breath from here, and that is if you arn't lying your ass off. And if you are telling the truth, you made the biggest mistake of your life, maggot.
Can Confirm, Happens every, single, time. Just not always the death part.

you know why girls love a man in uniform? That sweet free money that she can use to whore around while you're jacking off in a communal shower.

go jerk off in your rack with your squaddies faggot

TOO BUSY SENDING GI HOME!

Because I want to destroy the human race in it's entirety. Defending a country would be counterproductive to that goal unless said country is prepared to self destruct after all other countries have been destroyed completely

Implying I don't have a cause and career. Implying I don't lift. Military has nothing to offer me. Good for you though. Keep up the good work so I may continue enjoying my freedom.

>Having a cause and a career sure beats sitting around in your moms basement masturbating yourselves blind.
Not after you die. And we all die one day. Why not make it today? Then we don't have to care about shit anymore cause we're dead. Yay death

>2017
>still buying the "for defense" and "for freedom" excuses from the military–industrial complex

Serving my 4 month compulsory service in the danish navy just after I finish school next summer. Then time will show whether I continue in the military or start my bachelors in biotechnology as I'm planning atm

Troll thread. No real jarhead would assume no one else has served.

America my friend. The NiggerNaziFaggotFuck shithole center of the world. They think banning guns will stop us. Once we tap into the Cheyenne quantum slipspace reactor the world shall burn

0331 here
2nd Battalion 2nd marines.

Warlords

>How come you don't enlist and serve your country?

Serve corporate interests is more like it. US foreign policy seems to be squandering materiel on any conflict it can find. Not winning any war, just issuing fat resupply contracts to defense contractors. Churning money.

What did Kissinger say about military men?

“Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.”

He was talking about you, Jarhead.

Because i have a brain of my own

>in it's entirety.

Not IT'S. If you want to say IT IS then it's it's. Otherwise it's ITS. Learn this.

this
also the marines aren't exactly special: the army does amphibious landings too

the marine band is pretty tight tho

????? What are you even saying? It has nothing to do with what I said. Or did you mean to reply to someone else?

Because I dislike physical activity.

I could say something about how soldiers are essentially puppets sent overseas to die so rich men can get richer...

But the biggest reason is because I'm extremely lazy and thin as a skeleton, and would not survive boot camp.

>Keep up the good work so I may continue enjoying my freedom.

Because I don't want to be killed in a shithole country fighting a pointless war because big banks and politicians just want to make more money. That a good enough reason? Or do I need to break it down more for your simplistic mind.

how do you get baited this hard by pasta? was the moms basement or masturbating yourself blind dead on or something?

How come you've done the bare minimum? What the fuck is an 0411?

I might give it a go one day if my commander in chief is someone who represents ideals I actually believe in. For now I'm just learning how to cook.

???? Ohhhh. You thought I was being serious or something. I can understand. It's hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic online

> marines
good luck after 3 years :)

>Get thread???

I am though. Ameri-claps always excuse their government waging in endless wars, saying it is for defense or for your freedom. That is bullshit if you actually believe that.

I don't even dislike America, I like my country. I just think it's retarded that telling a recruiter "look dude we share a bank account. My paycheck is already child support" isn't enough.

Risk of being disabled for life for the chance of being with men all day and possibly if I'm lucky live with the 'glory' of murdering a human being because 'muh country' said so sounds like a pathetic excuse for a life or a cause, don't get me twisted and get salty now I'm not saying you're pathetic my friends an army vet I understand it and you guys tend to be atleast disciplined and physically fit but I enjoy life too much to take it away from myself an others

tried, graduated OCS but failed out of college, standard sex drugs and rocknroll story
>partysohardy.tar
ended up going back to school and getting my degree in CIS, ironically i do contract IT work for the navy now
i do reget fucking up in college because i was an air contract and and wanted to fly for the marines so bad

Nah dude I get it man. You just took my sarcasm a little too serious. I completely agree with you.

>teuffelhunden get thread

>Having a cause and a career sure beats sitting around in your moms basement masturbating yourselves blind.

...no it doesn't.

>"career"

gtfo I did my four, got a sweet government job with all the benefit, 2 GI Bills (Federal and Texas- 35 credits deep so far), and almost 5 times the salary as an E4.

The worst part is bragging about being in the military as if its literally nothing but good times, and good pay.

No. its idiots like you that made me get out. Because the army/marines whatever doesn't give a shit about intelligence, or resourcefulness, or even for that matter the ability to feel compassion for subordinates- all they want is persistent assholes like you that will get promoted, and thus continue the cycle of shitty leadership.

I hate you, you fucking boot.

Oh I see, sorry. Carry on user!

Jesus Christ what a mess you've made for yourself.

Well actually I wanted to enlist in the Navy, but a friend who's going in in Janurary told me they wouldn't take me because I have two suicide attempts on paper.
I'm 20 now, and those were when I was just a stupid teenager, so it really bites.

>joining a club that's made up of men who shower together
no thanks. go be gay in afghanistan

> being this mad on the internet

Join jihad
It all matches up
Your suicidal tendencies
Wanting to fight

Their suicidal missions
And wanting to kill

0311 here

I greatest thing of note I did on deployment was masturbate to pregnant Anne Frank hentai multiple times daily.

Yeah, I'm an All-American hero.

God speed you glorious bastard.

I enlisted but the guy who was always scream thought I was cute. I did like him too but it was kind of inappropriate for someone who is supposed to be my leader to whisper sweet things into my ear. also my penis felt strange in the army uniform

fucking cheers to that Soldier

Because I joined the fucking army.

11b baby.

Thank you for your service! Hoorah

>Soldier

I literally just said I was 0311. Know your branch of service pronouns shitlord.

>not jerking off to pregnant Anne Frank porn in a porta shitter while taking IDF

This, the only military branch that contributes is the coast guard

To us civilians, every branch is just 'soldier'.

this

Nah, you're wrong there m8y

I did it in a porta shitter a few times if that counts.

I actually got signed up and everything, I'm in the DEP right now, just waiting for my ship date

is 0311 the water one or the plane one

Marine here over 20 years. I repair washing machines now. If I could go back in time, I wouldn't change anything.

The literal average rifleman one

To us civilians every branch is a welfare queen

>bait

Coasties saved my dad. I'm cool with them

tl:dr you sound like jealous faggot who is a huge pussy

I'm glad that happened, user

because I'm a proud comunist
And I fight for humanety
and not like you for som perverted regime

I'm ok with that

i'm about to transfer into university getting ready to do OCS, i pray every day i dont end up like you buddy no offense.

>And I fight for humanety
>Soviet Union was objectively one of the most oppressive oligarchical regimes to have ever existed

What does he mean by this?

what job did you end up getting when you got out? the only reason I would ever consider joining is for the veterans preference for government jobs. I had a few friends fucked out of getting permanent status positions in the government because some vet with zero experience to that particular job ended up getting it simply because he had preference

Enjoy your moment in the sun antifa

>0411
>Maintenance Specialist
>Thinks he even qualifies for respect

Keep trying, welfare queen

You seem to have a pog job
I'm a pog though too I'm a 1371

Marines love to remind you that they're marines. Any chance he gets. He will remind you.

When he's getting gas.
When he's ordering a meal.
When he's changing a tire.
When he's serving your table.
When he's working as a janitor.

He will never forget to remind you. Ever. It's all he has to be proud of. Be sure to thank him. Or he will remind you.

Because idiots like you do it for me, kid

...

>marines
>man with balls
>now that stronk grrlz are let in

kek not any more faggot
no self respecting white man should join a faggy cucked western military of today

OP IS A LYING FAG AND NOT A MARINE.

POST PIC OF UNIFORM WITH OFFICIAL SHIT ON IT AND TIMESTAP OR GTFO

/thread

True

>Never joined military
>Feels like giant pussy because he has no balls
>Concludes he must be really smart because he didn't have to courage to fight

I considered it but had to go back 70 years to find a war I actually agree we should have been involved with.
If you don't think about geopolitics then go for it but I couldn't justify my actions if I joined.

Did my 3.5 years got hurt sucked it up, got caught up in the draw down and got forced out now I'm 100% va disabled and found out I should have been med boarded.... I was army 13B (you marines call it 0811

lol everyone you know would be obliterated by a drone in a real war.. so much for training

>courageous
lol as if eveyrone that goes doesnt go because they have nothing going on in their lvies and go for free education

navy here and can confirm that literally every marine ive ever encountered does this shit

I tried, they wouldn't take me.
They just don't take anyone who wants to enlist you know, they have standards

Wtf is 0411 besides being just gone 10 past 4 in the morning, or the day before bonfire night?

I joined the Army.

because i'm not a brainwashed tool

Buddy I lied to get in.... had all kinds of shit wrong with me... meps is a cat and mouse game.... it's all how u play the game.... you can always try again took me 3 tries in 2 years

I swear I would cut your throat if I saw you

this nigga is right listen to him

Alright I'm gonna give my perspective
I'm a lcpl in a usmc, been in a little over a year
I don't think anyone's less of a man for not joining and I don't think I'm more of a man for doing it
At boot camp you are intimidated and treated like a little bitch, Somehow this makes you not only a man, but a marine, considered to be held to a higher standard than normal men (if you ask me if you treat someone like a little bitch they'll become one). You are completely dehumanized at bootcamp, it cannot be argued and it's a matter of opinion if you think it's intergral to the training process. I also don't believe marines to be men of honor, we lie, cheat, steal, fight, hopefully in the name of mission accomplishment, but not always, we bend the rules. Marine's arnt meant to be good men.