ITT: Vaguely describe a band's discography and others try to guess the band

>lo-fi punk/metal/rock
>slower lo-fi experiments
>more polished and shorter lo-fi
>no more lo-fi
>a genre album
>psychedelic prog
>bootleg?
>accessible but still good
>possibly their best
>random shit
>mediocre

It's ween

i made it too fucking easy
ALRIGHT THEN

>drugs
>death
>rock n roll
>more of that
>what fifth album

I have absolutely no idea

Motorhead

>aggressive punk rap
>Schizophrenic catchy rap
>Depraved album
>Mostly instrumental
>Double album. First half cryptic, best album ever made. Second half moshpit from hell.
>Glossy version of album 2

Death grips

Yup.

Nope!
Hint: They were friends with an artist guy

Velvet underground?

>alternative metal
>Bit more prog
>Psychedelic prog metal
>His mom dies

Eyyyy that's the one!
Tool

Yup

>it's like my old band kind of
>the same fucking songs
>it's a parody of an entire genre but nobody realized it
>fuck it we'll just play that genre straight
>everything sucks
>i mean stuff still sucks but let's not be as depressed
>ha nope back to depression

>stoner rock
>their best album
>what many say is their best album
>decent but predictable rock album
>rougher production, widely viewed as their worst
>shockingly good comeback, several guest artists
>comes out tomorrow

Probably made it too easy but oh well

Quones Of The Stone Age

Yup

I don't know but I want to

Hint: The lead guy died.

>the next big indie darlings
>oh yeah. sad and slow album? these guys are gonna be huge
>"WORST THIRD ALBUM EVER"

>Energetic black man hates societal standards and likes soul
>Previous except a little downplayed
>Energetic black man likes anime and has mixed feelings about his inspiration
>Sad black man likes robot voices
>Sad black man is now angry and arrogant and feels bad, critical acclaim
>Black man and other black man flaunt wealth
>Black man is angry grrr it goes yuh
>Black man likes church and models

Uh MGMT?

extra hint for each:
>building supplies
>elephant man
>lsd
UNRELATED GUESS FOR das kanye west

>Yo I'm fucking edgy as shit
>Yo I'm fucking rambunctious as shit
>Yo I'm fucking depressed as shit

>best album
>severely underrated
>blues
>live album
>moo
>compilation with some unreleased material
>last track best track
>cleaner blues
>first big mainstream album for them
>worthy succesor
>overrated
>a mistake
>ballads and war
>cheesy
>even worse than the last
>instrumental come back

Kanye

Kanye West

Pink Floyd

Nope, more recent. Their third album came out this year.
In case you didn't see it, here's an extra hint for each album.
>building supplies
>elephant man
>lsd

Tame impala

>dude fuck capitalism
>dude fuck capitalism, part 2
>dude fuck capitalism, part 3 (also we're industrial now)
>dude fuck capitalism, part 4
>let's try making real songs this time (also dude fuck religion)
>oh hey we're neofolk now
>oh hey we're post-punk now
>a glorified b-sides compilation
>apocalypse music
>oh hey we just peaked
>hey guys, I swear this is the same band and totally not my side-project
>let's repeat the same riff for an hour
>let's repeat the same riff for an hour, part 2
>let's repeat the same riff for an hour, part 3

Yes

swans

ye

Nope, but a little closer. Their release timeline is actually two years ahead of Tame Impala's, funnily enough.

i'm pretty sure gira doesn't hate religion or capitalism

>holds
>up
>spork

DFA 1979?

Also nope. Two more hints, this time the album covers.
>rivers
>painting
>video game

I'm sure that he doesn't hate them either, but those first five albums do somewhat imply it. Though on second thought I suppose Children of God is more an exploration of religion than a criticism of it.

alt j

yeah, i remember reading something where gira was saying that children of god was more of a criticism of the church itself rather than religious beliefs

>fuck texas
>espanol?
>our friend killed himself
>please pirate this album
>more guitars and better rhythm
>it's okay
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>oh hi we're back

The Cardiacs

You're the lucky winner! Dingdingdingding!
been listening to them a lot lately, fucking love their stuff.

>decent post hardcore album
>shit
>shit
>shit

>weak debut that even he didn't like, but pretty good for someone who wasn't even 20 at the time
>way better than that
>the first time he alienated his audience, but also his most successful
>playing it safe
>the second time he alienated his audience
>the album that made him completely broke
>the third time he alienated his audience
>balls deep into 'just fuck my shit up' territory at this point
>the album that killed him

>gothic synthrock
>even better gothic synthrock
>slightly poppier
>meh
>heavier guitars
>remixes
>darker lyrics, awesome music
>more polish
>our old stuff
>our new stuff

uh... kanye? no idea man

velvet underground

Yep!

wrong

no, you're wrong

>somewhat inconsistent but solid quirky pop w/2deep4u moments
>the same but better/more cohesive
>WE ART POP NOW, also lol asian
>WE ART NOW: STRING EDITION; contender for best album
>*scat singing*
>least remarkable album
>amazing comeback
>""""""ok"""""" concept album about divorce that people blow out of proportion because they don't want to accept that artist is long past their prime
>WHEN EXACTLY IS SOON????

Super Easy Mode
>"Created" genre
>Perfected it
>RIP
>No bass
>The event horizon
>No
>Bigger no
>We'll just steal other songs
>The worst
>What is dynamics
>Too long

Metallica?

Bjork?

ya

Sunny Day Real Estate?

>funcore EP
>kvlt live album
>convoluted as fuck but ultimately exemplar album
>neat li'l EP gets mostly ignored
>oh you didn't know? we're technical martial industrial now
>G-E-N-E-R-I-C
>this is the most bleak and inventive we've ever been; we're at our creative zenith
>LET'S RUIN IT!!

>emo storytime
>prog storytime
>alt rock storytime, part 1
>prog storytime, part 2
>heavier storytime, prequel edition
>back to normal storytime, part 1
>alt rock storytime, part 2
>no more storytime

Bingo

Coheed

Yep!
now for a trickier one, based on... well you'll see

>red
>grid
>steel
>faces
>art
>more art
>words
>animal

>We're an EDGY glam rock band
>We're not really an edgy glam rock band
>Synth's are cool and so are we
>I guess we are New-Romantics then
>I guess were stuck in China now
>Great Live Album
>Middle of the Road Reunion Album

1. noisy guitar wank
2. muh college
3. uhhhhh

At the Drive In?

Linkin Park but I don't really find that description accurate

...it's not linkin park
you did get the "lead guy is dead" part right, but... no.
ALRIGHT HINT THEN
Main guy was tall and died pre-2010.

WAIT NO I WAS WRONG HE DIED PRE-2015 I'M STUPID

Talking Head?

(This one may be hard unless I clarify right here that even though these guys made a few EPs I'm only gonna mention their debut)
>Ayy this shit's good, might revitalize a genre
>Not as good, but it's got a few bangers and that one song about summertime
>We dropped our lead singer and replaced her with our guitarist, also DARK

Yep!

>Some Nice Chamber Pop
>Chamber-Indie Rock?
>GOAT Indie Rock
>The most divisive album
>Return of the Fuzz Guitar
>Soon?

desert trance rock
noise and drugs
that is you
most underrated
least coherent but still good (and b-side has their best song)
depressing but still their best album overall
tbd

QOTSA?

St. Vincent?

Yeah, that was probably too easy.

bimp

bamp

>forest rock
>folk
>forest raw metal
>WE AVANTGARDE METAL NOW WOOOOoooo
>ok but let's try to get this electrinic thing right.EPE
>proceed to get it RIGHT
>that_was_fun_EP
>how bout a minimalist glitch OST?
>how bout a chamber electronica OST?
>HOW ABOUT WE GO MAXIMALIST SCHIZOPHRENIC
>how about... listen listen, how about.... dark and brooding... melancholic... baroque yet quiet...ambient or something
>k that was fun, let's mix a bit of everything we've done the past ten years!
>how about we do that AGAIN but this time with a REAL, LIVE CHAMBER ORCHESTRA!?
>how bout we do a live album but then it's not actually a live album but it's not a studio album either but there are new tracks but all the old tracks sound completely different and it's all immensely confusing and psychedelic?
>how about another quiet OST?
>FUCK IT, WE AVANTGARDE DEPECHE MODE NOW

Japan

>weird, somewhat experimental, electropop/indie alt rock album
>lol we make boring adult contemporary now
>lol jk we actually make pretty damn good indie rock
>LOL JK WE MADE THE BEST ALT-ROCK ALBUM OF 2009
>lol now we asian and shit
>lol now we italy and shit

tim buckley? Been into him a lot lately

no fucking clue, wish i knew

Dirty Projectors? Lol

>hey you might know me
>hey i got some friends
>hey we're a little softer
>hey we're heavier than ever
>hey we did a double album
>hey we're more varied
>hey we're just as good as ever
>hey we went on a road trip

I already did this cunt

Either Janes Addiction or Mars Volta

The Cure?

you're pretty close with the second one, actually
nope. here's a hint: canadian.

>canadian
Skinny Puppy

Doubling down. cause why not?
>Suspiciously familiar Alt-Rock.
>Slightly less familiar Alt-Rock, better.
>The best one.
>reads 1984 once.
>Shits self inside out. Also Dubstep Guitar.
>War is bad, m'kay?

>Watching nat geo on drugs.
>Everything sounds cooler backwards.
>I like nature, and the sky, and you, and everything. Fuck I'm high.
>Everyone you know and love is dead, and so is the planet.

Nope! More recent!
Avey Tare?

>black sabbath worship
>" " + iconic artwork
>" " + genre defining album

Is the second one Boards Of Canada?

Lmao "no bass" was the giveaway

Yeah, that was prob too easy.

Electric Wizard...?

But Electric Wizard has like 8 albums dude.