Laser hair removal burned my dick Sup Forums, give it a new name

Laser hair removal burned my dick Sup Forums, give it a new name.

BBD
big burnt dick

Trusty Rusty

>laser hair removal
>using it on dick

lmao wtf nigga?

>gives his penis fucking nicknames
What are you, mentally 10? Do you work as a used car salesman and have a fucking mustache?

but i give my dick a name
i call him Sawyer the Destroyer

Vienna sausage.

randy farms willis the third

Lol, laser is not even permanent. Your dick will look like a way older mans nasty old saggy dick skin.

>laser hair removal
>hair everywhere else
I highly doubt it's from laser hair removal

removing hairs with sun and a magnifier, 100% safe

>>laser hair removal
>>using it on dick
>lmao wtf nigga?
>>>
> Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)21:05:21 No.747500247▶
> (OP)
>>gives his penis fucking nicknames
>What are you, mentally 10? Do you work as a used car salesman and have a fucking mustache?
>>>
> Anonymous 10/08/17(Sun)21:06:26 No.747500326▶
>
its spelled moustache
what r u fukin 10?

Nigger, can you into quoting syntax?

Looks like they didn't even get all the hair

Laser Dick Burner

*redneck hick voice*
"Hurdy hurr, I got that LAYZUR hair removal done on Little Junior here! LAYZUR! Now I'm all set to cruise around tonight in my IROC with my mullet waving free and wearin' my favorite shades, LAYZUR style! Little Junior will be gettin' some action tonight!"

"My Wife's Son"

Mr. Burns

Char-Char Stinks

this

Dorkald Krumphburn

Yeah this probably takes it. Sadly.

Crispy dick