Be me

>be me
>7 years old
>playing at a local square with my new skate
>random kid younger than me (4-5 years old) shows up and starts asking me to lend my skate
>nope.jpg
>he starts crying, his parents, two hispanic cunts come and start shouting to me
>I was a little kid and didn't know what to do
>tell the kid to follow me
>he does and we go in a closed cashier
>I teach him how to lock up himself and tell him to do so if he wanted to play with my skate
>he did so, but he was too young to know how to get out
>I gtfo
>go with my father, he is sitting in a bar terrace
>I sit too, making myself the less visible possible
>the kid's parents start freaking out, hitting the armoured glass and shouting him how to unlock it
>the kid doesn't understand and just sit there and cries
>policemen and firefighters come over and start doing their thing to get the fucker out
>my father, who doesn't know what I did just pays and we leave
>I still remember that shit to this day
>mfw I think I'm a legit sociopath

thats cool bro

>>be me
years old
You have to be 18 to be here kid
gtfo

are you retarded?

were you trying to talk me, kid? at least i know how to respond to a post... first time 4tron?

nice one op, i am proud of you (if you are white)

mediterranean white

Kid? Im at least 18 and can be on this site unlike you. Is mommy with you supervising?

I'm 22 you fucking idiot

Nice

Suuuure, right after I called you out being 7. You even said you were 7!!! MODS BAN HIM!!

I was 7 when that happened, you dense retard

I'm 22 now wtf

Did you grow up to be a cool skater ??

do my best, know a couple of tricks and usually go to everywhere on it

thanks for taking my (you) asshole, this guy is so easy to troll.

hope your life is now more complete and less sad for trolling in Sup Forums, have fun

not him but
>uhhhhh hurr durr i was only pretending to be retarded
i thought we had established this rule newfag

wut

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hello newfriend