One of these cheery blonde sluts becomes your fuck buddy for a year

One of these cheery blonde sluts becomes your fuck buddy for a year.

Odd dubs gets left
Even dubs gets right

Singles doesn't get laid for a year. Do you risk?

Roll for top right

check these dubs my dudes

Rolling for dubs. Singles will just result in how every year is anyway so...

inbefore no dubs

odds odds odds

ok

meh

>top right

its left or right bro, same girls on each side.

might aswell

>Singles doesn't get laid for a year.

Implying I was going to anyway

what exactly am I rolling for? are they going to magically appear and start sucking my dick

yes. that and more pics

ill risk it. i dont get laid anyways.
and also OP only said "get laid" which doesnt include handies or bj's.

even dubs get

Trips gets them both. Check em.

Rollerino

Going for evens, dem pierced nips

Odd dubs for life

anymore of the bottom right?

I'M STILL WAITING FOR BILL GATES TO SEND ME MY MONEY FROM THAT EMAIL HE SENT ME YEARS AGO SO I DON'T TRUST THAT THIS WILL COME TRUE EITHER