Hooker thread!

Hooker thread!

I have fucked a hooker in Belgium. I live near Tijuana and make regular trips to the brothels there

friend ate out a hooker in tokyo on a trashcan. he got some of her fluids in his eye and doc thought he might lose it. but he didn't.

never go down on a hooker.
the end.

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Is it worth it? How can you make sure they’re safe? Any tips for a Midwest American on getting access?

>ate out a hooker
Are all of your friends this stupid?

I think most people use the erotic review to find escorts in the US. I've never done it. I live close to Mexico where it's legal so I don't bother. Just take a vacation once and awhile.

The way I do it l, I think it's worth it. Get to go to Mexico, eat tacos, fuck sexy women, go home, spend less than a night out for dinner and a movie for 2

Hmm. Might need to take a visit down south. thanks user

Eccie is your friend. They'll provide you with a condom. Read the reviews.

>I have fucked a hooker in Belgium
i want to go to europe and fuck a 10/10, lose my virginty to one. cant take it anymore, nearly 30. NEED sex

where should i go? been wageslaving for a while so i have money saved to go anywhere tbqh

How do you find the hot ones? How much are they?

I did once her pussy and asshole. I'm still clean. Probably wouldn't do it again.

literally nothing wrong with that

Hey! What a coincidence! I'm headed over to Amsterdam in a week. Gonna be a good time.

Do it, trip to so cal is justifiable as vacation and Tijuana is a lot of fun to sneak off to. Sex, drugs, and don't forget the hookers! And tacos.

~$1.00 each

Watch out for the hurricane.

ADELITAS IS DOPE THERE

You should already know, almighty quints man.

I've done it. Only do it with high-end escorts, though. Never had an issue.

Do it, almost all cities have a red light district where you can fuck 10/10's till your hearts content

You're completely out of your mind if you go to Mexico to bang hookers. Diseases galore. Visit TheEroticReview.com, sign up with a burner email, and do your research.

Thats in my city:)

By the way were getting a new government and they will giving fines and jail to illegal prostitutes within a month.

Sorry for my engrish, you can ask me about the hookers in amsterdam.

holy shit quints

Not a problem. I'm going from Canada. Won't be anywhere near any hurricane.

heading to vegas, any tips.

I was looking at backpage and saw one of them had an "overnight" service. lmao who pays for more than a half hour?

Dankest digits ever brah

In Mexico you just ho to the hooker bars where there are 100+ girls on a busy night. Just make your pick and don't pay more than $80 for 30 min.

Escorts in a he us I don't have experience with. From what I read, you find a posting online and use other sites to verify if real

amsterdam is awesome, hamburg is awesome too

i've been with two hookers since i moved to a country where it's easy and legal. first one turned out to be really, really young romanian girl, the apartment was real shitty and i could hear an older dude coughing in the kitchen. whole situation felt off but i still went for it. felt pretty terrible about it for a while

second one was a hungarian girl who rocked my fucking world. shoulda gone with msog cause i barely made it past oral cause i thought she was 10/10. just waiting for her to come back to my city so i can try again (pic related, wish i'd saved the photos individually before she took down her ad)

The government of Amsterdam is retarded. They shut down the windows forcing the girls to work illegally, now they're gonna have jail time for girls working illegally?

I'm glad van der Laan is dead. He was an asshole who kept fucking the girls in De Wallen over, all while assuring everyone he was a friend of sex workers. Fuck him.

Street walkers are walking disease, Callgirls are alot cleaner.

If you live in a city look up the women for men section on backpage.com for your city.

Then, if you want to make sure she doesn’t suck check on reviews on The Erotic Review.

This black hooker in Philadelphia gave me by far the bestlowjob I’ve had in my life.

LIke I fu cked her, jacked in the condom, we smoked a joint, and she just casually mentioned that she is a BJ expert.

IT was amazing. I had jacked literally 15 minutes earlier and she got me rock hard again like I was a teenage boy.

Worth all 18,000 penny’s for that visit.

It's called a condom dumbass. You think the stupid bitch you pull out of a bar isn't raw dogging all the time. When was she last tested? At least the hookers in Tijuana need to get health cards showing negative std status to be able to work

You will pay AT LEAST double for any sort of decent service in Vegas compared to almost anywhere else. Horrible city for mongering.

Hey, if that's where you want your future herpes outbreaks then I think that's your business.

You go for it and live your dream!

Going to Cabo in March, anyone know how the pro scene is down there?

Anyone fucked hookers in Amsterdam? I'm probably gonna go soon and I wanna know if it's worth checking out

come to frankfurt here are only east european chicks in the brothels

i lost my virginity to one.

Ive got money lmao

I have never been but people that I talked to say that if you try to pull one from one of the strip clubs it's going to cost a lot but the girls can be hot. I think the scene has all moved online. I would do research into Facebook groups and dating apps and try to set things up before you get there

Sometimes, especially in California, ex porn stars who are down on their luck start hooking.

I used to live in Greensboro, NC. And after she got sick of being in porn Riley Mason moved back to Greensboro and used up all her porn money doing heroin.

She was a friend of a friend, so we sort of knew each other. When her ad popped up on Craigslist I jumped at the opportunity.

I was pretty inexperienced in the sack at that point in my life, and Riley Mason was a great sexual tutor. She really showed me the ropes.

Current 336 resident. She still hooking?

Yup. A bunch of times.

It's worth it, BUT there's a caveat. A lot of the girls there are just there to rip off tourists who don't know how shit works and will overcharge you and give shit services.

Generally, you should be getting 15 minutes of blowjob and sex for €50. It is becoming more commom to get 20 minutes sex and blowjob for €100 now, though, due to inflation. Some girls will try to charge you extra to take their top off, extra to touch their body, extra for more positions, etc., I've even heard of girls trying to charge extra for each condom you use. Girls who upswell like that will almost always be clock watchers and give horrible service, often not even giving you more than a shitty handjob with a condom on.

My advice: the best girls are on the side streets near the old church, not along the main canal. Always interview girls BEFORE you step in the door. As how much, what you get for that, specify what you want, and judge how she responds. If she seems cold and standoffish, I'd pass. If she seems friendly and welcoming and answers your questions honestly, go for it.

Don't let this scare you off, there are a lot of great girls there who will give you a great time. It's just a matter of being able to weed out the shitty ones.

I'll post some more info about the scene in Tijuana.

There are a lot of different options, all with different pros and cons?

The first thing you'll notice in TJ's red light scene are the street hookers.

That's fine, so do I. It still isn't smart to pay way more than you have to/

Sadly no, she moved to Florida and I never heard from her again.

But if she ever pops up on your backpage I’d reccomend.

Why would you eat out a hooker? I don't mean the gross factor. I mean, why are you wasting your time trying to orally pleasure her. You are paying for her to pleasure you. Any pleasure she claims to feel is fake anyway.

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Why would you use that angle when you have no ass?

Thanks user, I will remember this advice.
I don't mind paying a bit extra for better service. But I wouldn't go over like €70

I was looking for a hooker in Amsterdam’s red light district, and this one bitch was eating a sandwich in her little window area. I just looked at her and shook my head no.

Two seconds later a fat fuck took one look at that sandwich eating wench and walked right in....

I dunno, some dudes like eating pussy, man. I get a craving to do it every now and then.

That picture is at least six years old.

Insane how I know that from first glance.

Hong Kong Bar, Tijuana

In my experience many hookers appreciate it, and go the extra mile afterwards.

The street hookers are generally the lowest quality option.

For 200 pesos - less than $15 they will suck and fuck you.

If you want more than 1 position, her to take her top off... You will have to pay more.

It is best to make clear negotiations before you go to the room.

Great for a quick cum dump.

Some are pretty hot

Oh man, what a dump!

Wrong thread. That's embarrassing.

BITCHES galore.

I have no friends. Anyone want to go to Tijuana with me?

Holy shit I know her. Used to run into her all the time in Hong Kong and Adelita’s. Haven’t seen her for almost two years, though. That’s an old picture, before she lost some weight.

Those bitches will do anything for nothing....be realistic. .

Well, I like to stay longer, personally, so I go for €150 sessions usually, but I also get better prices from my regulars. You could have fun for €70 for sure, though again, nowadays, that may just get you a blowjob with lots of girls.

Hey man, the girls gotta eat too. They don't take a lunch break, nothing wrong with having a snack between customers.

You don't KNOW her....she's just a random monkey....FUCK OFF.

That is in front of La Gloria Bar to the left of Adelita’s.

a best

I was ripped off once by this shitty hooker in Charlotte NC called “Lyric.”
Here’s the shitty stuff she did:
-Was playing video games and smoking cigarettes when I showed up.
-Made sure to point out that she has a gun
-Did not give full service as advertised, stead gave a boring handjob.

I was an amateur back then in regards to picking prostitutes, and she had just about all the red flags of being a shitty escort.

Found the internet tough guy.

Last I saw her was in 2015 in Adelita’s. Told me that the management at HK was too restricting, so she moved there. At HK used to stand at the bottom of the ramp near the north stage.

The walls that the street hookers line are almost all strip clubs/ hooker bars/ brothels.

They range in quality and size, but the main two both have 100+ girls on a busy night.

You Sir are an obvious FAG.

I'm saying $20 or less starting price. Anything is possible after that with enough $

Looks like the south stage of HK back before 2010

how is berlin compared to frankfurt

That's right

One thing that’s tough about being a regular patron of the sexual arts is not wanting to have sex with somebody who is a victim of human trafficking or is underage.

To avoid those situations I do the following:
- I refuse to deal with pimps
- I only visit ladies who are established in my area and have positive reviews on The Erotic Review
-Never see girls that advertise as being younger than 25. The young ones are typically not that good at fucking anyway.

That sounds about right, recognize this one?

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Pattaya, Thailand.
Thats all I'll say.

Anyone got real hooker vids thats bareback/eating their pussy?

Damn. Don’t recognize her. Recent chica?

Yeah, I only use well-reviewed high end agencies or brothel/red light district girls in places where it's legal and regulated. Can't be 100% sure, of course, but there's only so much you can really do.

Just found this local 18yr old escort. $300 for 30 mins. I think it's worth it for those perky natural tits.

$300 for 30 minutes from an amateur? I do t think so, Tim. That's high-end callgirl money.

Normally $300 gets you an hour.

Yeah, this looks to me like some chick just trying to make extra cash on the side and has no idea what she's doing. She's pretty blatantly overpricing herself.

I forgot the part where I said i live in Australia.

The hookers in the bars cost a bit more then the street whores.

They all have different systems set up to take as much $ as possible.

The two biggest bars have the best girls and have the general pricing structure:

Beer for you:$4
Drink for her: $9 - ( she will sit with you - lap dance/ groping)
Sex: $60-100 for 30 min
Hotel: $17

About 7 years ago

Eh, 600 AUS an hour is still too much. I mean, she's got nice tits, but she's an amateur girl- ext-door type. That's a mid-range girl, not a 600/hr girl.

$500 to suck on these titties tho. almost feels worth it. her reviews are good too!

cheers for the advice though boys. i may try to negotiate a better price, or find a cheap hoe

Melbourne?

The biggest bar also has these shaving cream shows.

Basically 2+ girls get full nude, eat eachother out, dildo fuck, and you can touch all you want for $1.

I have fingered and dildoed so many sexy girls at these shows.

Perth bruv

I mean, it's up to you, man, if you think she's worth it, go for it. I'm just saying, you could find better for less.

>lost of fun

How hard is it to open a brothel in Mexico?

No, don't go cheap. You do generally get what you pay for in this business. It's just that she's trying to pass herself off as high-end when she really isn't. It's like someone trying to sell you a Honda for Lamborghini prices. Go high-end, just make sure you're getting your money's worth.

During the shaving cream shows they sometimes bring out this dildo saw contraption.

First time I saw it I was in shock, I liked what I saw so I threw like $3 at them, they then handed me the contraption and both bent over doggy for me to duck them with it.

>be me
>be 17
>be bumming around Europe.
>hear about hookers in windows in Amsterdam
>immediately head for Amsterdam from Paris.
>check in to youth hostel
>ask where are hookers in windows?
>given directions
>go there.
>at first, walking with buildings on right. Canal on left.
>see car mirrors on building.
>get closer, see hookers in windows.
>They use mirrors to see me headed their way.
>17 year old brain electrified
>staring at hookers as I walk down street
>hear bicycle bells from behind me.
>politely step to the left to let bikes pass.
>Run over by bike!
>Dutch guy is pissed off.
>My jeans are torn
>Whores laughing their asses off!
>user learns that around cyclists in Amsterdam, when bells are heard, step to the left.

Oh yeah, the cyclists in Amsterdam do not give one single fuck. They're coming and you better fucking move, and if you don't, they'll slam right into you and yell and curse your ass out. Gotta watch for that shit.