The FBI just confiscated your computer, how fucked are you?

The FBI just confiscated your computer, how fucked are you?

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Hope the FBI likes G/fur!

That's actually a bomb. Enjoy prosthetic arms.

Not really at all I got LVM on top of LUKS plus all my sensitive info and nudes in a encfs directory on top of the full volume encryption. They would need a keylogger FTW.

Doesn't matter I don't have any cheese pizza or anything anyway.

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They'd probably bring it back the same day and tell me to get a real hobby.
>captcha: all vehicles

All of my futa porn and some games.

wew.

the /thread/

not completely fucked but still not ideal. /home/ encrypted with eCryptFS, so directories and filenames are still visible. planning on full disk encryption soon.

I dunno. Whose in the fbi?

FEET

>I have no friends and no life
>I guess a bunch of FBI guys will laugh at that and my interest in trap porn

I'll have you know that everything I've got is weird but legal.

The worst?
>dog fucker (4 historical reasons, linda lovelace is in it)
>some jessi (4 historical purposes)
>some bordeline stuff from 8ch but mods didn't delet so it can't be illegal
>blackmail vids (18 and over tho, i'm pretty sure they're legal to possess, not to produce tho)
>some bregoli (boobs aren't illegal)
That's about it. I'm an Internet archivist. I like the absurdism of humanity. Stuff like this doesn't get me off.

Just kidding. I only collect asmr videos of kids.

Fat fuck just watches the hottie carrying the heavy stuff

I'm good, they will just learn that I have a huge thing for women's feet and move on with their lives.

Explain bregoli, plz

Is that South Park episode true? Are there people working for the Fed sitting behind a computer jacking off to seeing people miserable and looking at them nude and the horny ass nude pics?

Nothing at all. Some weird, maybe degenerate shit, but nothing illegal.

I'm not shaming at all but wtf? Feet? Tell me why this fucking turns you on. Explain plz.

I'm not sure tbh.. got like 15gb worth of various cp stored on usb drive, don't think they'd find any worthy files on the pc though I'm not sure about that either.

having a password literally destroya the value of encrpytion you idiot.....

your turning a 256 bit encryption into a 14-20 bit encryption...


>being this retarded and thinking your safe

i guess ignorance is bliss

i'll probably get 5 warning shots to the head

i got a mate whos the same, religiously spouts that its normal everytime we bring up how weird he is....

Horribly embarrassed but legally fine. My kinks are, well, kinky but not illegal.

It's just that sheer amount of filth, especially if they include chat logs is crazy

trace elements of cp will be on the computer, which can peice enough of the image together to warrent a conviction

microwave the harddrive, its the only foolproof way

Wouldn't get in trouble, but the headline will be that they found 100s of videos and thousands of pictures of Asians. They will juice up the headline more and say that it is too soon to rule out that I'm a pedophile because they are still processing the evidence. They will also report that I have a lot of guns and that they are tracing my offline activities to discover leads and possible victims.

Then, after they don't find anything, they will release me from jail and not bother to give a press conference announcing my innocence. Neither will the local press bother to report that I did nothing wrong.

Everyone at work will think I'm some kind of sick pervert and that I am probably guilty of something, only the authorities just bungled the case.

I'm fine, but all the stuff I saved from Sup Forumss false flags, will prolly end up in some jailtime for some neckbeard.

>Gets mad that women have to do work
>White kinight
Kys

Welcome to the Greatest nation bucko

>heavy
>literally a fucking pc

I probably shouldn't talk about this here but the FBI literally has my computer right now. Posting from my mom's phone while she's asleep.

The fact that they raided me at all probably means I'm fucked even though I thought I was very careful not to save anything illegal. Loli is not a crime in my state so I don't know what the hell I'm being accused of posting here. Should find out the next step by the end of the week, wish me luck.

The FBI have taken over Sup Forums right now since the Vegas shooting in case something else goes down. Don't believe me? An agent in Sup Forums didn't doxx me but I was actually being a smartass to a sensitive undercover Fedflake and he pretty much told me my first name and where I lived without giving it away (hard to explain, think solid, solid clues) but my name is very rare, so yeah, hiroshimoot can go eat a dick.

Not at all... i keep nothing saved and wipe history on shut-down

They raided me the week before that. And yeah, everyone knows/b/ is modded by the FBI. That's why it's retarded that they'd accuse me of posting cp here.

very fucked cuz i dont have another pc

Jokes on them I bricked my computer a week after I got It

>the fbi finds my furry memes
>the fbi finds my hypnosis audio folder
>the fbi finds pictures of me wearing diapers

If they wanted to fuck my life up, I'd be fucked. None of it's illegal though

I have around 2tb of torrented movies and shows, do I'm not sure what would happen.

That’s what's shitty about it. They can raid you for probable cause for whatever the fuck and then it's on you to explain to your family and friends why you aren't answering your phone or emails, messages, etc for several weeks.

You would get raped if they actually cared. Which they wouldn't. Probably.

Why not run OPAL compliant disks and hardware encyption?

Do share some bregoli... Love me some bregoli.

I'm fine. It'd be embarrassing knowing that they'll look through my browser history and find shit like hentaihaven.org/majuu-jouka-shoujo-utea-episode-2/ which features a big titted magical girl getting raped by sex demons in the guise of her father and brother until her mind breaks.

I'm fine. I don't do illegal shit.

Might get some questions about the 42 terabyte storage dedicated to clown porn though.

Roll

have fun shorting though my 25 gigs of sfm porn fuckers