Most fucked up thing you did thread

Most fucked up thing you did thread

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/jqxsWx02f58
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

browse this site

Peer pressured a really drunk guy suck the blood clots out of my vagina

...

I have a voyeuristic fetish. The thought of viewing someone while they are naked or in an explicate situation without their awareness or consent is arousing to me,

kek

Same. Having sex in public hoping to be watched is also sexy.

Nice! And he just did it willingly? What an ass

Yeah I guess, I don't know if he really remembers doing it but he seemed chill. It was definitely an interested experience.

I did all kinds of shit in The Great Faggot War that I ain't proud of ...

I watched porn while being under 18

...

Vandalised an old church. Drew a bunch of dicks and swastikas on it for fun. Was a kid and got arrested.

>

Dived into a public pool naked

Second time i told this,

Crouch with BB gun outside window shoot a bird and it gets injured grab it fast and masturbate like crazy got horny as hell kinda raped it and put it on my side of the cock and came n shit the bird was all quiet

later put it on a jar and shot it a few times felt bad let it go n it flew away.

That's healthy.

Captured a clam from the ocean. I wanted to keep it as a pet so I put it in a bucket and brought it back to the hotel. Later, after changing its water twice, I was told to set it free back into the ocean. I knew if I did, it would die being washed up on the beach. So, I took a knife from the kitchen and shoved it into the clam. I had to clean the shell out and the sink smelled like clam for a week. I still have the shell on my dresser.

Me too. Do you ever film videos?

...

checked

quads confirm voyeurism is my new kink

masturbation helps reduce risks of prostate cancer studies all over wtf u on about

i convince a friend to shove benzocaine throat numbing lozenges up his ass

was pretty funny

No I collect nudes of my colleagues in college though

...

Almost got a kid on xbox to drink bleach by telling him you could nuetrelize the parts of bleach that kill you by mixing in oarnge juice and a penny.

Haha you what?

...

...

Woah

I would have gotten away with it to but some dude joined, kid told him what was up and he flipped shit

Hell, I've done that sober -they're kinda chewy...

...

...

atmm

...

Samefag

You've got some repressed psychological trauma there kiddo.

...

...

Tits and timestamp. No one cares about your bio waste dump you call a cunt

Your mother

...

youtu.be/jqxsWx02f58

Literally this

...

I ran over a girl with my car.

She deserved it though, objectively.

caught some alone time with my grandpa who was in a coma in the hospital. i sucked on his dick for like 2 sucks to see if he'd get hard. i wanted to see if he could get an erection in a coma state.

Haha

...

...

...

Hahaha shameful

...

i also used to jack off to anatomical books and etc because i didn't have access to porn as kid. and when i reached puberty, i didn't want responsibility of manhood so i cut my pubes off and gave it to my brother. he took them and ran to my mom and showed her

Why would you need a +3 med kit you fucking retard; you never heal by 3 points because you can only be between 1 and 3.
Jesus fucking Christ neck yourself

Fucked a fat old hooker raw.

...

a

b

c

2 "rapes"

d

e

spied on my friend getting ready to take a shower, worth it, her nipples are to die for

BENIS :^D

Be me, about to leave for the army circa 2004.

> Horse addict said she wants to hang out and get drunk. She gets blackout drunk while insisting she isn't drunk. Tried to wake up drug dealer friend. Insists I drive her home.

> Eventually agree... She says she is calling the cops on my friend. I drop her off a block from her house but she won't get out of the car. I want a head start to get away from her. I leave car in reverse because I'm sure she is going to try to get my license plate. She went and looked at it before but she was so drunk I was sure she forgot. She finally jumps out of the car and runs to the back of the car and I gun it in reverse.

> She left her fucking door open and I will her with the door a little. She never called me again after that. Sucked because she was my last chance at pussy before going to boot camp.

...

NICE TRY FBI

I ate cereal with orange juice because my family ran out of milk.

Streetwalker?

of course thats actually an excellent release.

ive done the same but with furry animals so the feathers dont poke my dick

did you fuck him after?

otherwise...whats so funny?

What are you, 12? You should be in bed, children.

Backpage

Someone's been watching Shameless.

kissed a 8 year old boy, my first kiss ever

Fucked four hookers in one session.
Or maybe the time I had an affair with a Taiwanese landwhale because my wife is skinny and Sup Forums had made me curious about what it's like to fuck a hamplanet.
Pretty tame compared to most of you perverts.

i dont have really heavy shit going on but something that comes to my mind was one time in a party in a friend of a friend house, i went to the bathroom and started peeing all over the walls

other day in a similar situation i peed where you are supposed to wash your hands

as i said not really fucked up but was fun

and sorry if my english sounds bad but it's not my main languague and im not trying too hard

I took my grandpas sword (he was a veteran in ww2) and i went to my neighbour's house and cut his hamster in half

Consistently post nudes/fuck vids and share the name/info of a girl I work with. she has no idea.

dude, i watched my friend piss on the hood of a random car while we were walking down the street in a neighborhood we've been to once.

pissing in a sink is no big deal

And your not sharing pics now why?

Pollack detected. The things you people do for a decent blood sausage astound me.

good point

fucked this CL whore raw last week

ye as i said im not a bad mother fucker

another thing that comes to my mind was one time that we came across a fancy as shit house that had a stone-bench with diamond-shaped stones and all types of incrustations, that thing was probably like $1000 or so, we grabbed it and threw it to the asphalt and it broke in like 10 pieces

other shit i did that comes to my mind was throwing toilet paper with shit to a friend that was pooping in a public bathroom by my side

btw everything i mentioned happened while i was drunk, im not that dumb in a normal-mind state

Accidentally date raped a wench back in 2000

Jacked off to this picture so hard my dick started to bleed

and the ugly short losers are disgusting and try to be better then people like my short ugly loser father that is gay but get angry at gay people and work together with ugly short losers that outnumber everybody and is gay and the ugly short losers smell worse then dog shit and is short and try to hurt people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and the ugly short losers try to read people ugly way and there disgusting and short and old and short and disgusting and ugly and old and short like my short ugly loser father

alright user. where are my food service stories. give me your best. i never want feel safe eating out again.

But did it get hard

...

Got drunk with this girl in college. I am a big 6 foot 2 guy, she was really short and skinny, like almost a third my size. Fucked her raw and came buckets into her.
The really fucked up thing that we did though is we got a short plastic tube and stuck it in her ass hole. I pulled my ass cheeks apart and sat on the tube so that it went deep into my ass and her ass too until our asses were almost touching. I had some really bad gas from all the food and beer from earlier and I just let a huge fart rip. It lasted for a few seconds and had a huge amount of pressure and volume behind it.
After I finished pumping my fart into her ass she had severe gas pain so I fucked her again til she farted it all out.

I gave my ex HPV. I wasn't sure I had it, though I had slept with someone who later told me they had it, and I slept with my ex anyways. I'm kindof a shirt person because of it, though at least I wasn't sure I had it at the time. I guess Earth is hell this time. What dreams await

Accidentally? What did you do trip and fall dick first into her pussy?

I raped by Hilldawg when I was underage.

...

Imported a liter of sassafras oil from Indonesia on the original Silk Road with the aim of starting an mdma lab. Supplier got busted a couple months later along with several of his buyers. too close for comfort there...

Fucked my bestfriends girlsfriends mother and told her family (including husband) 2 months ago. Thought i was doing good thing proving that she was a cheater (which is why i did that) but no guess its easier to assume i did it for sex and ergo im an asshole

>mfw i am an asshole but this was me trying to be good guy for once