Lads what your favorite fetish?

lads what your favorite fetish?

futanari mom fucking son tbqh

nothing gets me harder than some chicken manicotti

When a girl would rather be friends but lets him use her body so he is not tempted by some bad girl

I prefer head n swallow over some sex anytime.. I'm bout that top.. I had this bitch try n lick my ass once though.. I don't like feet like fetish but they gotta be straight..

fpbp

Your mom

Steel plate armor combined with a draft horse and a halberd

lick

who's this?
i want more

Pissing ASMR where they piss on microphones and whisper. Also butterfly squishing ASMR where they squish the buttered flies with their feet while wearing knee-socks

Being loved

i luv yew anen

Not the kid that plays Carl on the walking shit.

Nothing gets me harder than men in uniform

This

do you like pilots?

9 11

it takes me a few episodes to truly get into a series, but I guess pilots are alright

Got me there, kek.

Undercutting OPs with tit pics of the girl they posted.

more.

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"photographer"

god how I wish I could replace my pecks with her tits. oh ghod i'd be so fekin' HAWT

The 3 pics all I bothered to find.

Just wait till you're 50

good enough, thanks user got a name or anything0

Is she crying because she's embarrassed? or that she's about to covered in poo? Or because she has the worst case of diharea I've ever seen?

Being loved

wow great advice thanks for helping me with that really nice advice user thanks wow thank you

what happens when you're 50?

Fat women are my guilty pleasure.

Look at you user asking all the questions that need answers.

You get to have boobs.

according to that guy, I get girl bewbs

How fat?

tall africans with blue hair sporting saggy tits

cross dressing. Had the day off and literally spent it dressed like a girl masturbating to slutty songs and acting like a kinky slut all day. Amazing day lads

do you pull it off convincingly?

Not chubby. my gf is 400+ pounds

ew

Yeah I have a tumblr and everything that Sup Forums wanted me to make and it's pretty much only made my addiction worse

Rape

How'd y'all meet and how do you usually enter her?

pics

ass to mouth

link me it please. I want to worship you from afar

you can just google sissyjessystuff and my faggotry should pop up

children

second on that pics req

Penis in vagina

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if I had that body, I'd be a camgirl. Wish I could meet you irl so I could stalk you and make your life hell

Long hair
Bonus points if it covers one eye

That's not part of my fetish.

You're a mad man, they put people like you in office.

idiot you haven't considered depth perception you idiot IDIOT! FUCKING IDIOT DIE DIE

haha I appreciate that, I just do it for fun. I enjoy it a lotttt and always have

Naw I'm not into tsundere, in fact they are worst dere.

spit sex

you into guys or gals?

wat?

sure

I mean who isn't?

Fuck yeah. I'm a dude though

I like both but I'm pretty inexperienced

wowie you gents sure bamboozled me

You bamboozled yourself, samefag

You're welcome?

same here wish I could meet someone like you and go clothes shopping

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I definitely didn't, but thank you for assuming my bamboozledness.

1.- mom son incest
2.- anal
3.- bdsm

am i bammboozld? i don't know if i want that. does it hurt?

does a stork shit standing up?

Same, I've never shopped for girly clothes irl cause I'm too much of a pussy to. I'd love to do that though

I-I don't know.... birds don't sit, but i'm sure it shits while airborne, oh god how much drugs did I take?

You're a fucking faggot.
Either:
a) kill yourself
or
b) kill yourself

>I-I don't know
Stuttering online, jesus fucking christ. That is some next-level beta shit right there.

any chance you live in the southwest? maybe we could

oh boi.
I don't want to fix you, I just wish you were better. You have potential, someday, maybe you'll get their, but that's not up to me and I accept that. Good luck and godspeed friendo, I loved you.

Well mail me the rope then or quit your whiny bitching, faggot

I live very far north, so probably not going to be an option

I've had a downblouse fetish since I was about 16 and saw my first set of little nipples down a bra.
Now when I'm at the mall or in the street, I'm constantly on the lookout for girls wearing oversized bras that I can peep into to see their nipples.
It's somewhat of a burden though because I'll often follow a potential target for 20 minutes at a time.

The irony of YOU calling ME a faggot hahhahahahahahhaa
Delusional, retarded scum.

OP here. Could never pull that off.

6'2
quite broad shoulders.
20 years old, which is fine but

balding heavily.

I'll just go full dyke look if I was to crossdress and just shave everything. Maybe buy some wigs maybe.

Mothers watching their sons to masturbate and encouraging them cum.

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We met 8 years ago at raves. Started dating about a year after.
Usually I jus think eat her out and fuck her missionary but she's loves doggy

Brooke?

Sorry bros I don't think I have any nudes of her on this phone.
And if I did find any it would just be ass pics.

Traps (The trap themselves and being the trap)
Shotacon
Lolicon
Cuckolding/Cuckqueening

gfur tbh

Puffy absorbent underwear, and being treated like a little kid.

Do you like being the horse, or training other horses?

Butt Stuff

I've lost interest in nudes but sure what does this ass look like.

I'm working on getting some better pics, but she doesn't like the camera much.

I don't know if its considered a fetish, but I like a chick who has a nice face, maybe a few freckles, looks good in jeans, and has a salty attitude.

400 lbs and a flat ass. is she top heavy?