im trying to tell her what happened last night but its not going well
Im trying to tell her what happened last night but its not going well
Then just tell her
dont be a bigger faggot than you are just tell her
Lol immediately rejected upon identification
Yeah i decided fuck her, she acted like I was trying to get with her. Not worth the risk for someone who is a bitch.
yep, he's one of us
I’ll bite. What happened last night?
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bump
she fucked a fat guy when she was drunk as fuck and I wanted to make sure she consented. To be perfectly honest my plan was to white knight and see if it lead to anything. That got derailed quickly now i dont give a fuck.
This can be saved I believe it lad, girls like a guy that can show some persistence
Eh, curious too. What would cause her reaction, the fuck did you do
Oh shit nice. start by asking her if she had to lift up his mudflaps to find his winkie
Anyone have the black science man cringe image handy?
OP got played by a fat dude
I enjoy a good cringe thread also but I do not want to be the one cringed at!
I'm not tilting my head to read that, fuck you.
You already got put lower on the ladder than fatso, time to man up or be the eternal gamma
Dude tell her fatty is gloating about her being out cold
fake look at the times
Is she cute? Tell her you think she could do better lol
Walk us through how you did it, sounds like an easy situation to come off as a cringy beta.
Also there has to be a reason for her response
You stopped people while they were having sex, that's pretty fucking cringy
Holy shit
>if she consented
what are you the special victims unit? fucking faggot
Better to have conformation in writing so months from now when regret gets the best of her, he can't be tried for rape.
you were trying to look out for the dude?
I was hanging out with a friend. He had about 10 or so people over. I have been around her a few times and we have had little chit chats. She got really drunk last night. Her and a couple other girls were dancing and she came and kind of grinded on me. A little later I could tell she was drunk, so drunk she was sitting on the floor nodding out. This fat dude said she looked like she was going to puke. She didnt look like she was. So he and another girl brought her to the bathroom. Few minutes later other girl comes back and says she is passed out. Half hour or so later i go to piss and no girl or fat guy. I investigate and listen at the closed bedroom doors. One of them I can hear movement. I hang out in the hall trying to hear and the fat dude comes out and goes in the bathroom. I look in the room and she is passed out basically bent over the bed. Fat guy leaves soon after and she stayed in the room (she got in the bed normal style later) until I left. I didnt tell anyone what I saw and no one seemed to be paying attention to the situation.
Sounds important too tell her. Did she reply?
ayyy this thread just got interesting
damnit right when i was gunna get off
bruh.... that dont sound good but who knows. id just b like
>u aight?
The way she acted like I was going to try and ask her out and like she was too good for me changed my mind I dont give a fuck what happened.
Maybe, or maybe she knows what you saw and doesn't want to talk about what happened
Yeah she does sound like she doesn't want to talk about it. I dunno, just be like "did you get raped last night?" I dunno, that was kind of a cunty response.
Tell her "I just wanted to say damn those sloppy seconds were nice, but tje line got too long so you couldn't go for round 2"
Oh you're fucking retarded. I was in the same situation. Fucked a bitch literally 2 feet away from her bf. That's what I call not giving a fuck. Just use a condom dickhead. They'll forget about you in 2 minutes
I have not replied. I dont want to tell her now why risk it. I dont know what to say though.
Then tell her you are surprised she is still walking after the black guy who was after you
user. In this situation you got to put the ego aside and do what's best. She might just be so embarrased and that is the reason for her initial reaction. Now is not the time to be mad, I get it, I do. Now is the time to be the person she needs right now. "Just don't" sounds like a cry for help and she doesn't need to feel embarrased. Do the right thing. Start by telling her you did not tell a soul about what happened. She will open up from there..
"I sucked nigger cock, and I'm vegan"
Dont listen to the betas. Do as I said. Tell her the sloppy seconds were nice, the line got too long so you coundn't go for round 2 and that you are surprised she is still walkong after the blacks came in
holy shit she sounds like a massive cunt.
At least tell her you dove on too and you wanna another piece of dat ass
Don't forget the 4 people in the room with their camera phones out.
"Are you ok? Did anything happen with you and fat guy?"
Yes user, thanks for reminding me. Yes say that too. Ask her if it will turn her on if you send the video to her mom
Tell her you have pictures of what happened last night and you'll release them unless she sends more.
>trying to white knight and see if it leads to anything
>she's acting like I was trying to get with her
But she's right, you stupid fucking beta.
Also this. And then post pics or gtfo
Tell her u got aids
It's already going viral.. a month after circulation she will contemplate suicide.
Tragic youth, but it happens all the time...
Fuck her! I tried my conscious is clear.
Hahaha fucken hell that got me
Just fucking dump it out already you massive fucking omega.
That could be been done in a less autistic way, but ok you tried.
Fuck her.
She chose to be a slut, so she got what she wanted.
Fuck it.
she sounds like a fucking cunt
Yeah because Eurofags and their Clios are just so much fucking better. kys.
In Europe herpes are scared of the refugees
Just fucking tell her what you saw and what it looked like. Then she either will laugh her ass off and say she fucked that fatty real good and you can piss off or she really didnt consent and will be mad or sad af. But like this shes just confused and dont know what that betafag wants from her
This is fucking stupid.
I replied to the wrong fucking post fuck.
The number one female fantasy is rape.
ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy and butthole
You're an idiot.
Kys beta
Seems like a whore, fuck her, just say hope you know that fat dude fucked you real good last night, peace out.
The way she responded in your first message makes me think you creeped her out though at some point last night.
I think 13 is the current Sup Forums recorded
Ask her if she remembers the two black guys...
Ask her if she wants a link to the video...
God fucking dammit. Just say it you faggot. You're saying the same thing over and over again. This is why people hate you. This is why she immediately told you to fuck off. Because you behave this way.
jesus christ you could be more beta slug attention whore
you text like a girl
Abandoning autistic thread in 3...2...1...
forever alone the screenshot
This
This guy gets it, I've known people like you my whole life. Think you're always doing the right thing, or trying to, but come across as a weird autistic piece of shit
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no, this
This
although friendzone is being generous
weak ass record, r/buttsharpies has like 25
good piece of advice. OP won't listen and remain virgin
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OP is a faggot
Same
That was never certified. It was not an official attempt.
/thread
Just send her a picture of your dick next to a jar of peanut butter.
was from a 42 year old russian prostitute. I'm talking amateur record, not pro category.
bro you should've just told her on that opening text you dense fuck
Go back to plebbit nigger
fuck OP. this is now a 42 year old russian prostitute thread.
Sometimes I worry that I may be too much of a beta, but then I stumbled upon your thread tonight, user. Thanks, I can go to sleep happy tonight.
You're so indirect just fucking tell her, "you were passed out but that fat dude fucked you anyway, that's kinda rape so just wondering if you cared to know"
Sounds like something a rapist, and only a rapist, would say
Kill yourself
keep this thread interesting - just tell her and post the replies... also were are the pix of her bent over the bed?
OP you are the oppitomy of cringe you are jealous of the fatty cause he fucked your girl, you don't need to make drama out of nothing. Do yourself a favour and don't talk to girls until you grow up
Yeah seems to me like fat dude and OP are two birds of a feather
Try offering her a mint. Start carrying mints with you on a regular basis.
OP, by not telling her you are actually making yourself liable for the situation, especially if she gets a disease or pregnant. From a legal standpoint of you don't tell her and something happens to get you could get fucked pretty hard.