>be me >25 yr old virgin >finally convince qt 3.14 to come over >start kissing her neck She has a bf so no kissing on the mouth: my rule >make my down and tease the shit outta her until she tells me to just go for it >give her good head She was so suprised that i did. Says most guys dont know what their doing down there. She kept asking how many times i did it before her. Think of a believable lie and tell her 3 including her. It gets to the point were she tells me she doesn't see me as a beta anymore. (Didnt know she thought i was to begin with >we have to do this next week she says or whenever you want >yeahbabyiknowyoulikethat Now this >wake up with a little pain under my tounge >go to mirror and see this Pic is me (excuse my disgusting mouth
Pussy in question. She doesnt like to send nude nudes
Matthew Davis
aphtae major, moron. It will go away in a week, your immune system is down. Or you got AIDS, congrats.
Gavin Stewart
>she has a bf so no kissing on the mouth: my rule
You can't be this much of a faggot right?
Also looks like some form of herpes
PS. Get some braces you stupid fuck
Jose Moore
Dont say aids please. Im fucking terrified. If i smoke blunts with people will they get it too?
Jeremiah Hernandez
>She has a bf so no kissing on the mouth: my rule you are so much of a faggot I almost don't want to tell you that you will be ok.
Aaron Wilson
>What is this?? Please help. Is this curable?
its this:
standard canker sore. go to CVS, get canker cover. stick one to it. go to sleep. it'll be gone in between 1 - 7 days. they aren't contagious they just hurt.
Jace Barnes
are you an actual idiot? you cannot contract HIV from sharing a joint, and chances of getting it from cunnilingus are small. You just strained your fucking tongue.
.. why didn't you fuck her!?
Jordan Foster
also telling her you won't kiss is basically calling her a whore. hope she gives you aids next time.
Oliver Bell
his fedora honor... he won't kiss her, but he'll lick the pussy her BF packs with cum.
Owen Bennett
>It gets to the point were she tells me she doesn't see me as a beta anymore and you little betaorbiter kept going after that?
David Brooks
Hey my rules, its a canker, avoid oj and tomatos, swish with kids benedryl and milk of mag couple times a day, change tooth brush.
Parker Sullivan
prolly just a canker sore. Gargle with warm salt water and leave it alone.
Charles Robinson
It's not even a fucking std
Jose Scott
>you are so much of a faggot I almost don't want to tell you that you will be ok.
Kek ok im sorry. Sounded better in my head. I was kinda quoting that shower Archer. Girl goes "remember. No kissing on the mouth." Guy says "i wasnt that is the strangest rule." Because they are both swingers. Sorry
Sorry futute anons. Im a beta faggot who loves sucking dick
Brayden Wood
Looks like an ulcer. Time will heal it, but going behind another man's back will forever stain your soul.
Jose Barnes
I was gonna green text he faggey parts but no need to copy pasta your whole fucking shit. First off... 25 year old virgin... why do you have rules?
So are you still a 25 year old virgin? Why are you a virgin? What the fuck OP... this must be bait.
I wanna tell you congratulations and fucking make fun of you at the same time. Also, I'm guessing that shit on your tongue has something to do with your hygiene. If you're gonna get herpes it will be on your lip. For fucks sake.
Anthony King
You cut your tongue up against your bottom teeth bro. At least the lingual frenulum. Normal stuff, you'll be fine.
Luis Morales
Okay OP, pussy eating guru here
One of two things, either you went super hard that you tore the little connection between your tongue and the bottom of your mouth, or you had the beginnings of a canker sore there from the start. Either way you'll be fine. Eating and drinking will suck donkey dick though, water will be like drinking lava
Gavin Barnes
she's gonna try to get you as her personally cunt licker without ever giving you something in return. She does still think you're a beta. Especially since you didn't fuck her.
Jacob Hughes
It's tongue cancer, sorry OP
Jaxon Lee
first you didnt know what YOU ! yes YOU were doing down there , you hyper expended your tongue , you split your lingual frenulum, also by doing this you done fucked up your submandibular , this is comming in faggits who have no sexual experience , you will be fine in about a week... next time put your face in the pussy idiot , SMH newfag
Mason Ward
>pussy eating guru
you know the clit is an underdeveloped penis right? lol.
Ian Rodriguez
>she has a bf so no kissing on the mouth: my rule >You can't be this much of a faggot right? Exactly what I thought when I read that part
Luis Perez
ffs.. I'll never understand this generation, I mean.. people fucked around like rabbits back in my day, but there were none of this alpha/beta chad/cuck shit.. some were faggots, some were fay and everybody fucked everybody but you guys seem to seriously want to complicate it to it's utmost extreme.
t. Gen X
Christopher Parker
you forgot to tell to gargle cum
Caleb Martin
Better suck tiny underdeveloped dick then to suck the fucking sausagefest you do on a daily basis, faggorino
Jace Hill
LOL this.
Jeremiah Robinson
95% of mouth cancer is from going down on girls with hpv, how long have you been eating out dudes girlfriends OP?
Ryder Lopez
yeah, and guys have nipples too.. guess what, tits are gay hurr durr.
Chase Torres
>but there were none of this alpha/beta chad/cuck shit modern parenting
Cooper Wright
if your first thought upon seeing a pussy is "omg it's a minuscule dick", then Sup Forums has utterly ruined you.
Matthew Bennett
elaborate pls
Grayson Johnson
Probably nothing, but slight chance of herpes. Is it painful? if no, it isnt herpes, if a little, it probably isnt herpes, if it is pretty painful, it might be herpes but usually initial outbreak is on the lips. Also, if the lights were on did you notice anything similar on her? chances of spreading herpes without an open active sore are low. Best ive got, to know more see a doc.
Thomas Wright
>Eating pussy without inspecting and cleaning it thoroughly yourself
How does her boyfriend's cum taste, faggot?
Daniel Peterson
I suck nothing. I fuck whores with my dick. They suck my dick. I don't go down on bitches cause thats not my job.
Fuck off cunt... go back to the kitchen.
Na, I just fuck her whole and tell her to leave after Im done.
Brody Scott
Its OP...he does that plenty as is.
Isaac Hernandez
the interesting thing about canker sores is that there are 99 different home remedies to get rid of them, all of which work exactly the same as doing nothing and waiting it out.
Lincoln Diaz
My Dads friend just beat mouth cancer and his doc told him straight up its from eating dirty pussy in the majority of cases hes seen
Samuel White
OP, serious answer - it's not an std, it's just abrasion from hyperextending your tongue and your frenum rubbing across your bottom row of teeth. Happens to me when I eat pussy for protracted periods. Mimic the action now and you'll feel what I'm talking about now that you're thinking about it. You're welcome.
You're still a beta fag though for going half measure and dumb no kissing rule.
Blake Perry
Fair warning, you can get a yeast infection on your tongue. Had a buddy get that in highschool from local slut. So... GL with that. Curable, just something you might not want to mention to people.
Tyler Davis
That is the longest pussy I've ever seen wtf?
Leo Richardson
Get some lidocaine and drink plenty of chamomile tea. You're welcome
Gabriel Long
>Fuck off cunt... go back to the kitchen. only if you let my ream your tender rectum with my large, uncut member whilst calling me Yvette McGarglefart and then donning your wizard cape and hat and eat my ass.
then I'll make you one helluva sammich
Dominic Thomas
there are 2 remedies that work really well. I've gotten these all my life. 1) canker covers. They reduce the pain, and the licorice in them helps heal them. look it up - there is real research backing that
2) steroid in dental paste. Triamicolone in dental paste. Ask your GP to prescribe it. The steroid heals it fast as fuck, and the paste keeps it place, provides a protective layer which helps it heal and reduces pain.
I've gotten these so bad, I've had breakouts with like 20 in my mouth at once. I've had them on the fucking uvula or w/e in the back of my throat too.
David Thomas
>i no suk >i make suk >dim suk mah dik n i fukki fukki pussi >i r russia >very pretty n suk
Blake Gray
It's quite a nice pussy and she's a dirty bitch.
Nathan Jones
>Na, I just fuck her whole and tell her to leave after Im done good thing you don't fuck half of her, brah.
Luis Fisher
according to your logic, you're still fucking someone with a penis. Faggot.
Nathaniel Hernandez
sure sure, totally not from smoking or chewing tobacco.
your dad probably got it from all the cock he sucked back in the army.
Jeremiah Young
valid point
Jaxson Stewart
>mouth cancer and his doc told him straight up its from eating dirty pussy are you niggers deep in the darkest Africa? Because only a full blown ooga booga bix nood witch doctor would come up with shit like that.
Christian Morris
Real op here. I cant stop laughing. Look anons im sorry i went full faggot on my green text. I thought some thing sounded ok in my head.
Im awkward guys. I really am. I didnt Fuck her because A)i didnt want to push it and she sounded really excited about coming back. And 2) because my dick wasnt getting hard.
I really appreciate the help seriously. Im banned from Sup Forums and the only time i can post is from 3am-to about 6am (central time) so i posted really fast.
Benjamin Bailey
>Im banned from Sup Forums 1) use your phone, you get a new IP all the time 2) contact your ISP and request a new dynamic IP
there, no more ban
Hunter Smith
adding all this up... yeah, you truly are one magnificent little weirdo, OP.
oh well, keep at it and fuck her if you can. Return here and report, call yourself "the awkward pussy licker".
Evan Lopez
Yea, its from eating out girls with HPV virus... im not even smart enough to come up with something like that out of my ass
Julian Ross
HPV can cause cancers in the oropharynx. These cancers are called oropharyngeal cancers. Most, but not all, oropharyngeal cancers are caused by HPV. HPV is thought to cause 70% of oropharyngeal cancers in the United States, with HPV type 16 causing 60% of all oropharyngeal cancers. HPV is not considered a cause of cancers in the mouth, larynx, lip, nose, or salivary glands.
Kek ok. I seriously will. Look for me on sunday. Ill be back
Jose Sullivan
It looks like you are growing a little clit under your tongue....
Dylan Rogers
HPV virus cannot communicate through the mucus membrane in the mouth, it doesn't work like that, and HPV causes cervical cancer btw.
Tyler Nelson
I shall be waiting, OP.
Jordan Richardson
Tier over stretched ya tongue or cut it in your teeth. Either way don't fuck up next time, easy mistake to make
>Getting her to cheat but being cucked by yourself Get your own bitch, op.
Jayden Bell
>don't kiss girl's in a relationship >but I'll still eat their dirty pussy out Lying.Sack.of.shit You sucked dick. Go to a clinic and love with your shame, faggot.
Hunter Allen
>3am-to about 6am That's not how Sup Forums bans work.
Bentley Williams
>She has a bf so no kissing on the mouth: my rule >my rule
Nathaniel Johnson
>>give her good head She's a boy, OP.
Oliver Nguyen
Herpes and brush your teeth.
John Richardson
That's from the tendon rubbing against your teeth, dumb fuck.
Lucas Phillips
Doctorfag here.
Since it was your first time, your tongue has been strained, nothing more. I suggest once it heals try extending your tongue out as far as you can and strengthen your tongues frenelum and your submandibular ducts.
Again, nothing to worry about. Rinse with some antiseptic to aid healing.
Luis Myers
overly cautious parents raising their kids to be wimpy coward-faggots, add a few sprinkles of "muh women are all princesses, treat them as such" and "men are pigs", and you have the modern man.
Landon Rodriguez
You rubbed the underside of the mouth tissue, probably from stretching your tongue out of your mouth very far, where it hits the back of your lower teeth.
It will get better.
Grayson Bailey
when there's more than a couple of ways to treat something like that, you know none of them work, or there wouldn't be so many in the first place
Matthew Kelly
It's this, it's a ulcer after rubbing the tendon on your bottom teeth, swish some mouth wash a few times a day and brush twice a day and it will go away in a day or two. Next time try pulling your bottom lip over your bottom teeth to help make some padding or not pushing your tongue out so far. If it feels like you have rubbed it again, brush your teeth and swish some mouth wash after which decreases the change of it getting infected and turning into an ulcer.
Samuel Moore
>only ever been with vulvalets perfect match for a dicklet like you
Michael Campbell
>i didnt want to push it and she sounded really excited about coming back. And 2) because my dick wasnt getting hard. omg just stop, that's beyond beta
Camden Cook
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Landon Johnson
This. Nothing to worry about, it's just annoying. My tendon is quite short so this happens everytime I really get into it. No pain no gain.
Jason Flores
Thank you to everybody! Seriously. I was worried beyond belief. I always fear going down on a girl and everyone (mostly on here) tells me not to be a faggot. But thanks again.
>omg just stop, that's beyond beta
Uses "omg" calls me beta. Im sure we've all established that im a beta cuck fag. I just wanted some help
Blake Stewart
this is Sup Forums, someone will always say you have aids, regardless of symptoms. i think you should give reddit a call, though.
Ryan Flores
im sitting here like this nigger faggot gets some action and ive been drier than the sahara dessert for the past 6 years. fuck man this hurts
Owen Martinez
just be yourself. and don't lick other men's cum out of a snatch.
Christian Butler
Looks like a allergic reaction to something foreign. Probably the load of spunk her boyfriend dumped in her just before she came to see you.
Luke James
It was a joke mate.
Parker Lopez
Kek also her boyfriend is in South Dakota for work. So i probably licked somebody elses cum if anything.
Fuck that still sound bad
Benjamin Ross
Hypochondria
Angel Walker
As a doctor I could tell you but I'm going to need to see some insurance first.
Tyler Ward
Soooo had the same thing happen to me user. My tounge was rubbing on my teeth. Simple as that. I was over extending the muscle right there because i was going hard and didnt have the longest tounge. Im assuming it hurts. After time i figured out how to do it without fucking myself over like that
Wyatt Peterson
pussies taste goood man
Benjamin Adams
Yeah man it feels like shit. I seriously dont remember what to do with my tongue. Sounds weird but its like i forgot where i used to lay it and it also feels shorter too. Is that weird.
Jaxson Hernandez
Yeah its got to be more often and youll start to remember. That was my first time fucking up my tounge. That gfs pussy started smelling hella bad so i stopped. After i gave a few girls head and one said i was a god at it haha. Next gf said i was good too. With time man
Isaac Edwards
>His rule...
Lincoln Hall
Yeah this girl admitted to thinking about smelling bad and luckily she asked to shower before we did anything. But thanks man. I love this website. Like. It feels like you guys are long time friends and yall could help a nigga out but also make fun of me too. Goddamn.
But i finally got it man. This particular girl i met in hs when she was a junior and i was a senior and she friendzoned the shit outta me. So i finally got out of it(hopefully) and she sounded like super excited to come back.
Kek come back sunday looking for a thread titled "weird pussy licker" and ill tell yall if i fucked or not.