Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

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I never sit down and shut up when a black woman starts talking about privilege.

Do quapas count as white?

I've never been shot by police

My fellow Asian! Brother!

When I get stopped by police, the first thing I do is put my hands on the steering wheel so they know I'm white

I fuck cute black girls.

I have an extreme interest in linguistics and history

Oh you do not. Silly sausage.

So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister...

I am white because father, our holy father of son and spirit of child of niggger created me white

2 ddubs in a month and just got off with a home monitoring anklet for 2 weeks.

I act like a butt hurt pussy when I see people exercising their right to kneel during the anthem and buy more large automatic rifles after a mass shooting because I'm a retard and think owning a gun is a right not a privilege.

I’m leaving for work in ten minutes. Also, I’m taking a shit right now and it’s not the same color as me

Mayo goes on my sandwiches

>Sup Forums file name
>you've fucked that chick before

750 credit score niggas

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I only learned what a Black & Mild is last week.

>Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

im from argentina

Currently enjoying a nice bowl of quinoa while wearing sock and sandals

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I own 2 model steam engines, one is from my grandfather.

I can't follow a rhythm but I love 3/4 waltzes

Hey, neighbor.

I clap when aeroplanes land

820. You need to step up your game nigga.

Airplanes* you crooked teeth faggot

top of th food chain boys

I'm more pissed off about kneeling at a national anthem than about the shooting and killing of black people.

i have a half eaten jar of mayo in the fridge

What the fuck? You fucking redneck southern South Carolina confederate inbred sister fucking piece of shit, it's fucking aeroplane

I don't like fried chicken

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You listen here you little yank motherfucker come to bangkok with that mouth and we'll see who's fucking laughing

They were invented in North Carolina faggot. It's airplane.

They were invented in New Zealand you nigger

i like baroque music , especially Harpsichord / Clavicembalo stuff
i think that's the least nigger music on earth , oh an i'm a pure race european

Now we know why you live where you do you fucking degenerate

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Blatant lie.

I like IPAs

hmmm

I became a neo-nazi when I saw a black mans penis and realized I'd forever be a virgin

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My mom has given me lots of liberties my whole childhood yet I still don't treat her with the respect she deserves.

Don't need to be white to be a Nazi :^)

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1) I attended a blue ribbon private school.

2) Both my parents have been present throughout my upbringing.

3)my family owns a relatively large amount of real estate.

4) my father is an electrical engineer, and my mother is a private school teacher.

5) my family's annual income exceeds $175,000

6) i have never been arrested, or stopped and frisked.

7) i have never smoked menthols, or drank lean.

8) i do not associate with niggers

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Then you're Mexican, not white. Silly beaner.

WE WUZ AIR KANGZ, MATE!

My parents paid for my first bike

One time a cop caught me with 3 joints and took them away and let me off with a warning (this was in a time and place when it wasn't decriminalized)

PhD in history

Credit Score over 800

Wife, kid. Still married. Like the kid.

House in suburbs.

Go fishing. Not for catfish.

Small dick.

This is the most Asian thing I've ever seen.

Nah, Azn would be an MD or enginerd. Between grad school, adjuncting in 4 departments, numerous conferences, and now tenure, I've never known an Azn humanities prof.

My wife cucks me with BBC on a regular basis.

Phone home.

I roll for quints

This face is perfect.

You don't have to be white to think that. Her face was made for black seed,

I work

>wagecuck
Checks out.

I DON'T want to date/ marry a white woman.

Checks out. White girls only fuck nonwhites these days.

I have a full time job and get excited about long weekends.

I have car insurance