My STEPmother just gave me this for my birthday. WYD?

My STEPmother just gave me this for my birthday. WYD?

Timestamp with your face or this is bait.

it means that this is not even a good fake lol.

I wont show my face on Sup Forums

>WYD
It's wat do faggot.

Fake and gay

Said WHO - the fake gay

Timestamp with your peepee or this is bait.

You want a 13yo to post his dick here?
DISGUSTING

Thank her for her concern for you and having safe sex.

Ask her to show you how to put the condom on.

????

Profit.

Is it normal that my condom has a hole in it

kek. tfw you don't recognize bait.. OP is obviously promoting letsfuk.com

Yeah you're probably right

...

Not even decent bait.

whats bait

wtf is this retard shit? It might've been slightly believable if it didn't say "I met your dad on Letsfuk too" which would mean the site is 13+ years old.

its my fucking stepmom retard

I'd stop being a little faggot bitch who posts shitty fake letters I wrote myself on Sup Forums. You're such a little bitch you should gtfo and kys.

So you're 13 then? This board is 18+ lil guy

uh yes, idk, havent seen the warning, sorry

>the condom should fit your peepee

Is it xxxxxx-small?

where to see the size?
I browz Sup Forums for some sex pictures

I tried to put it on but it has a hole on it, is that normal?

Well at least it's fresh bait.

use it to fuck your stepmother

not even real bait, Obvious advertisement is Obvious.

That's it user, Party is over, We Have Become A Target Demographic

how is an ad not bait?

On one end, yes.

It has a little hole on top, my stepmom used a pin to hold it to my birthday card??

Its supposed have holes all over, like a sponge, so after you are done you can make pressure on it to remove all the seamen and keep it for the next time. Id ask your stepmom where she bought it so you can get a refund, or you make the holes yourself. Just remember to make them while wearing the condom, so the distance beetween them will be perfect

So I put it in the dishwasher after I put my peepee in the girl?

fake and gay and sage. fucking virgins

No, you dont put it back in her, you have her wash it

>13
get out

who

fake and gay

The dish washer you just put your weiner in side of

letsfuk gave my computer a virus, dont go there

but I chat with a lot of girls on letsfuk, they seem to like me

Thats why you should use a condom you dumb fuck

Yeah so plenty to wash your condom

okay then, do you have any more advice?

HA!

Yeah if you forget your condom just dont pee inside the girl so she wont get pregnant, they get very angry if you do

Dat MILF lmao

I have to pee inside her? inside whaT?

You DONT pee inside the GIRL in the HOLE under her balls

i dont understand, have you had se*x before

really a note apparently to her step kid about how he's getting laid on Named Website, and how she met his father on Named Website, totally isn't an advertisement for Named Website?

boring, why would you post these

Can’t wait until he gets b& for illegal content . Everyone report

dont listen to these fucktards. you pee IN your gf then you pee ON your stepmom. amateurs.

whats illegal?

Dude, it's your stepmom's subtle way of letting you know she wants you're dick.

It would be the ultimate funny outcome if OP's entire premise were true.

Duh, how could you put your dick in it without a hole?