What's your sex worth?

What's your sex worth?

I don't even know what this retarded shit is supposed to mean.

What is this I don't even

what

It's like I'm really on facebook.

That's because it is from faceb you tard

What are these price incraments based upon?

I'm a Pices, so a lot apparently.

Mine is a "bucket of crabs" wtf?

People sometimes create unlikely scenarios and describe them with unexpected words.

These are called “jokes”.

Crabs, buckets of 'em

Some were funny, but too many had an unfunny string of numbers after them.

Maybe play off some stereotypes associated with each sign?

4/10, needs work.

A general criteria for a joke is that there's some sort of setup and punchline.

Probably someone's objective opinions.

is that how your parents explained you?

checked

I agree. I am Gemini and thought the 4 for $4 was funny. the rest just wasted my time.

Why is mine free? I feel so ashamed

I think the setup here is that some people still
think star signs are real

Jesus H. Corbett you’re a humorless fuck. You’re either autistic or some kind of chatbot.

Can I get some cocaine

Always nice to hear from second graders. So, what’s your favorite dinosaur?

This could have been a lot funnier, maybe it was a good idea but it has completely failed in it's execution.

>lol people still think wreslting is real

when is 2017 going to start being 2017? nobody except a countable number of retards actually believe that it is "real." for the rest of us, its just something fun to do for no real reason. like picking a penny up off the ground and having a smile because maybe you now have good luck. of course its all horseshit, but life gets pretty boring if you cant have fun with it from time to time.

That’s not how astrology is supposed to work.

t-rex is the biggest and baddest one i wanna be like them when i grow up

This is some of the worst cancer right here. Please kindly fuck off and get back on Facebook.

Crabs are fucking delicious.

>implying Sup Forums isn't cancer

>implying it matters
It's bullshit anyway.

How am I implying that you dense fag? Think before you type fuck face

>The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way.
How about the planet we're standing on, and the star that supplies all of the energy we need to survive? Rhetorical question.

$85Bn according to OP

but why can't i even give it away?:(

You think that's bad? I have to pay people to take it from me.